Is this the stupedist person ever?

[ready4ONE 5,400]

Huffington Post | Alex Leo

First Posted: 07-24-09 01:34 PM | Updated: 07-24-09 02:49 PM

We're praying, really really hard, that this is a joke, because if it's not and this person has survived as long as she has it means that we've reversed the course of evolution and have no hope as a species.

At a 2008 city council meeting the politicians and citizens of Santa Cruz were treated to testimony from a young woman who may, in fact, be the stupidest person alive. She began by explaining that food is good:

I think that we should make a perfect pesticide for the crops but it's good for people and healthy and keeps the crops preserved too because we need the food because it's food and stuff.

That, while expressed poorly, is the smartest thing she says in the video. She goes on to say:

We can be rich in cotton and mining metals and silkworms and we can makes things, we can make things cars, the machine can make it for us...on the East Coast they have slaves and they believe in slavery and made in China, but on the West Coast, the new West Coast, we don't believe in that. We believe in the union and that's what we are.

Not knowing where to begin, I'm going to start with the whole slavery thing. It's hard to know whether she is talking about Antebellum America (is the union she refers to the Union?) and actually thinks we have slaves in New York City or does she mean unions that protect workers and thinks we believe in slavery because of outsourcing? Either way, she's crazypants, but I still hope she means the latter. Also, what is the "new West Coast"?

She goes on to state her support for the Bush administration (not surprising) and talk about vegetable trees, which she may see after the hefty doses of pro-psychotics she must be on.

Must see to believe!

[Danno 1,228]

We should do a poll.

Q: Who do you think this woman supported for president?

[_Simpson_ 250]

and they got some treatment and uh they got a breathalyzer or an inhalator, not a breathalyzer...

[thongd4me 69]

Huffington Post | Alex Leo

First Posted: 07-24-09 01:34 PM | Updated: 07-24-09 02:49 PM

We're praying, really really hard, that this is a joke, because if it's not and this person has survived as long as she has it means that we've reversed the course of evolution and have no hope as a species.

At a 2008 city council meeting the politicians and citizens of Santa Cruz were treated to testimony from a young woman who may, in fact, be the stupidest person alive. She began by explaining that food is good:

I think that we should make a perfect pesticide for the crops but it's good for people and healthy and keeps the crops preserved too because we need the food because it's food and stuff.

That, while expressed poorly, is the smartest thing she says in the video. She goes on to say:

We can be rich in cotton and mining metals and silkworms and we can makes things, we can make things cars, the machine can make it for us...on the East Coast they have slaves and they believe in slavery and made in China, but on the West Coast, the new West Coast, we don't believe in that. We believe in the union and that's what we are.

Not knowing where to begin, I'm going to start with the whole slavery thing. It's hard to know whether she is talking about Antebellum America (is the union she refers to the Union?) and actually thinks we have slaves in New York City or does she mean unions that protect workers and thinks we believe in slavery because of outsourcing? Either way, she's crazypants, but I still hope she means the latter. Also, what is the "new West Coast"?

She goes on to state her support for the Bush administration (not surprising) and talk about vegetable trees, which she may see after the hefty doses of pro-psychotics she must be on.

Must see to believe!

The truely stupidest people are the grand winners of the "Darwin Awards" -

those that have proven, by making the ultimate sacrifice (read: ultimate contribution

to world peace and happiness by removing themselves from the gene pool in

ways that defy the imagination because they are true).

Enjoy.

http://www.darwinawards.com/

[thongd4me 69]

Here are a few:

Mile High Club Failure:

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1994-19.html

The Balloon Priest:

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2008-16.html

One Track Mind:

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2008-17.html

Best Supporting Actor:

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2008-24.html

[Ban Hammer 13,332]

slaves on the east coast?

[ScottThuy 140]

Nobody can fake that! I have tropical fish that are smarter than her....

[luckytxn 2,264]

I would say that the people that bought Obama the Socialists promises will be right up there near her.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I would say that people who think that Obama is a socialist are right up there with her

[nowhereman 1]

I'd say she sounds about as ignorant as Sarah Palin.

P.s. You misspelled "stupidest".

[NavarreMan 10]

I'd say she sounds about as ignorant as Sarah Palin.

P.s. You misspelled "stupidest".

[NickD 202]

You do gain new freedoms by being stupid, can say almost anything you want, do not have to be clear nor precise, do not not have to be logical or make any sense, do not have to be politically correct, can even insult people. Best part is that you get away with it, because people dismiss you as being stupid.

So are you really stupid by being stupid? Or at least acting that way? It's actually fun playing stupid, people are more relaxed and reveal things to you that ordinary would not to an intelligent people. Love playing stupid with automotive service managers, building contractors and inspectors, and in particular government agents. Really gives an opportunity to learn their ability to BS you, giving you a real opportunity to either shoot them down, or simply reply, duh!

[Ladylethal 12]

Sequel of my reactions watching the OP's video. #######?!?!?!?! Please tell me she was high, to at least lower her stupidity level a little ...

[SuperDuper! 230]

Nobody can fake that! I have tropical fish that are smarter than her....

So it feels good that she is so stupid?

I'd say she sounds about as ignorant as Sarah Palin.

P.s. You misspelled "stupidest".

You really crack yourself up, don't you?

[dalegg 143]

We should do a poll.

Q: Who do you think this woman supported for president?

You'd have to be careful with that. Remember she's the stupidest person so she might have supported the guy who was wrong for her beliefs.