15 creepiest vintage ads

[Amby 490]

15. White Bread Demon

"Bread is swell, but what I'm really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!"

14. French Suicide Sausage

It's enough to make you want to eat Kosher forever.

13. A Girl Around The House

It's nice to have a girl around the house... especially if you are a psychopath serial killer who makes women into rugs!

12. Chubby

Who needs self-esteem when you can have a free fashion book for chubbies? Also, proving that advertising weight representation has always been screwed up, the girl pictured is totally not chubby.

11. Christmas Weapons

The family that guns together, has funs together.

10. Eye patch. Shirt. Baby Tiger.

Sexy?

9. Chase & Sandborn Spanking

She totally deserves it. Seriously, what kind of woman doesn't "store test" for fresher coffee?

8. Fry's Chocolate Nightmare

Nothing wants to make consumers buy chocolate more than 5 faces of a sickly kid looking 5 different shades of miserable.

http://www.retrocomedy.com/2009/07/15-cree...f-all-time.html

It won't let me post all the pics

Edited July 25, 2009 by Amby

[Bobby+Umit 161]

What is wrong with number 9?

Women need a good spanking every now and then...

[Amby 490]

#1 is my favorite. just had some cocoa to keep the clown away.

[100% Al Ahly Fan 53]

What is wrong with number 9?

Women need a good spanking every now and then...

I know, right? I don't mind a spanking every once in a while....LOL!

Number 15 does look like the little girl is truly possessed by the devil!

Hey Amby.....can you post the others in another thread???

Edited July 25, 2009 by 100% Al Ahly Fan

[Amby 490]

What is wrong with number 9?

Women need a good spanking every now and then...

I know, right? I don't mind a spanking every once in a while....LOL!

Number 15 does look like the little girl is truly possessed by the devil!

Hey Amby.....can you post the others in another thread???

7. Root Beer Baby!

Mama, please DO NOT give your baby another glass of Root Beer. It is clearly doing something horrible to him. He is terrifying.

6. Locked Out

You better wash out your privates with Lysol, or your husband will install cartoon locks on the door.

5. Pears Soap Disaster

"Pears Soap- now with such a soothing lather, you won't notice that your baby has gotten into a horrible accident!"

4. Postage Meter Murder

"Is it always illegal to kill a woman?" This is a truly important question and makes us want to buy a new postage meter.

3. Shave Yourself

The old man baby's gonna sing karaoke into a razor! Hooray!

2. Baby Soft

JonBenét Ramsey, eat your heart out. (Too soon?) This ad makes us want to scream, gouge out our eyes and then barf.

1. Chocolate Poulain

Drink that cocoa, or this clown will murder you in your sleep.

I think it was just too many photos for one post

[Ladylethal 12]

Some of these are so wrong!!! The sausage one is plain creepy!

[NickD 203]

What is wrong with number 9?

Women need a good spanking every now and then...

Seem to pat mine on her butt many times a day, but just a pat, we both like that.

[Nagishkaw 510]

These are good!

[Welshcookie 17]

I don't want to douche my lady parts in Lysol!!!

[trillium13 84]

Seriously? Douching with Lysol?? Holy freaking shiat.

[Kar98 0]

Moar http://bigfatdelicious.blogspot.com/2008/0...th-was-not.html because moar!

[Arabella 4]

Seriously? Douching with Lysol?? Holy freaking shiat.

I don't think that's what the add means. But it still makes me lol.

[Kar98 0]

And my favorite ad from my home town:

I don't want milk, I want Pörz beer!

[trillium13 84]

Seriously? Douching with Lysol?? Holy freaking shiat.

I don't think that's what the add means. But it still makes me lol.

Did you zoom in and read that? That's EXACTLY what it means.

[Kar98 0]

Seriously? Douching with Lysol?? Holy freaking shiat.

I don't think that's what the add means. But it still makes me lol.

Yes, Virginia, that's exactly what the ad means. The words "douche regularly with Lysol" seem to hint on it.

Edited July 25, 2009 by Kar98