OK now how long will it take

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

Dude, I obviously svck at sarcasm I will now proceed to kill myself kthxbai

Now your only teasing me!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dude, I obviously svck at sarcasm I will now proceed to kill myself kthxbai

Now your only teasing me!

[Nasturtium 500]

Len, come and clean my tent we live in. Oh wait, I have already cleaned it and am busy making Turkish-style coffee and tea for all the guests.

On topic, I think CSC (you're going through CSC, right?) is running as little as 3-4 months after biometrics. That's awesome for you! VSC is slow and our LOC will probably not occur until one or both of us has died of natural causes, and since I am obviously the older one by 30+ years, it will be me. We filed back in April (4), and had biometrics in May (27) and have heard nothing since. We are in the process of moving and are not really sure what to do about it... at the moment, he's watching our house and so it's not an issue-- but if it sold, we'd have to figure out what to do as far as chancing an address. I have a friend who works for USCIS and she thinks it's good to have VSC as she says CSC has a higher incidence of losing petitions... her advice would be just to keep checking and making sure they remember you exist every couple of months.

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

Len, come and clean my tent we live in. Oh wait, I have already cleaned it and am busy making Turkish-style coffee and tea for all the guests.

On topic, I think CSC (you're going through CSC, right?) is running as little as 3-4 months after biometrics. That's awesome for you! VSC is slow and our LOC will probably not occur until one or both of us has died of natural causes, and since I am obviously the older one by 30+ years, it will be me. We filed back in April (4), and had biometrics in May (27) and have heard nothing since. We are in the process of moving and are not really sure what to do about it... at the moment, he's watching our house and so it's not an issue-- but if it sold, we'd have to figure out what to do as far as chancing an address. I have a friend who works for USCIS and she thinks it's good to have VSC as she says CSC has a higher incidence of losing petitions... her advice would be just to keep checking and making sure they remember you exist every couple of months.

Well they certainly havent had any trouble finding our paperwork so, if they dont lose my paperwork I wont lose their next payment.

[slim 1,530]

Thomas, I had to think about our removal of status. It seems to me the only thing was the application, fees and biometrics. The whole process is 3 - 4 months assuming you are doing everything on time. If you filed within the 90 day window you will only have to wait until after the biometrics for the processing. We had no interview and got the permanent (10 year) green card in the mail shortly after receiving the notice of approval.

Same for us. Went to Biometrics appt. Got approval letter about two or three months later. GC about three weeks after that. Less than 4 months total. No interview.

Duh, sorry I forgot you're lifting conditions. VJ doesn't seem to track those stats quite as well, but it does seem to be around 3-4 months.

Because by the time we get there we're so done with USCIS and VJ, we've excused ourselves from any "official business" and now only discuss guns and pie. We don't even care about our all-important timelines anymore.

that would be awesome brother. I filed 07/10; got my biometrics for 08/13. It I get approved in september, I will dance naked under the moon. WAIT. I already do that as a side gig for bachelor parties

Do you and slim have an act or what, BBQ apron striptease with a side of jerked beef - ooooh that may have been a little too much.

I like to get my beef jerked by spicy Latinas, especially at bachelor parties! I mean, when you're sitting there in your ascot and smoking jacket and the "help" comes in carrying that wonderful smelling concoction of chilis and slow-roasted veal, it's just amazing! What's even better is you don't have to tip them!

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

I like to get my beef jerked by spicy Latinas, especially at bachelor parties! I mean, when you're sitting there in your ascot and smoking jacket and the "help" comes in carrying that wonderful smelling concoction of chilis and slow-roasted veal, it's just amazing! What's even better is you don't have to tip them!

Technically you are tipping them, just dont hit em in the eye, then they file a workmans comp claim.

[slim 1,530]

I like to give 'em more than just the tip.

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

I like to give 'em more than just the tip.

Dont give them too much then they wont cut the grass or trim the bush

[amberdima 6]

I like to give 'em more than just the tip.

that's my favorite game!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I like to give 'em more than just the tip.

that's my favorite game!

amber!!!

[amberdima 6]

I like to give 'em more than just the tip.

that's my favorite game!

amber!!!

sorry

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

I like to give 'em more than just the tip.

that's my favorite game!

amber!!!

sorry

Never apologize! if you like to play games thats fine.

[slim 1,530]

I like to give 'em more than just the tip.

that's my favorite game!

"just for a second - just to see how it feels."

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

I like to give 'em more than just the tip.

that's my favorite game!

"just for a second - just to see how it feels."

"Dont worry I know exactly when to stop so nothing can happen"

" Trust me all your friends are already doing it"

Edited July 28, 2009 by Thomas-n-Elena

[amberdima 6]

I like to give 'em more than just the tip.

that's my favorite game!

"just for a second - just to see how it feels."

"Dont worry I know exactly when to stop so nothing can happen"

" Trust me all your friends are already doing it"

don't forget, 'it will make you feel gooood'