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w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his ####### to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his #######.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

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almaty   19

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i tried that once ...could have told him..does not work :whistle:

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OMG - I've heard the expression "THIS'LL put lead in your pencil!" but HELL he REALLY did it! :lol:

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:o:blink::wacko::huh::blink:

Owwwwwwwwww....

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:lol::lol: Now that would hurt.....What a silly #######

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Apologies in advance but I just can't help myself - its time for some puns...

He should've drawn the line at that

Maybe its snowing in Sebia and he wanted to use his dingly to write his name in the snow

As it hurt maybe he's now got the point

Maybe he found his lover stiff competition and could see the writing on the wall for the relationship

Do ya think he was hoping for retractable lead?

Hopefully they asked him to sign his name with HANDwriting.. and I bet no-one asked him if he had a pen handy after his op..

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Now he's a real pencil #### :lol:

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Apologies in advance but I just can't help myself - its time for some puns...

He should've drawn the line at that

Maybe its snowing in Sebia and he wanted to use his dingly to write his name in the snow

As it hurt maybe he's now got the point

Maybe he found his lover stiff competition and could see the writing on the wall for the relationship

Do ya think he was hoping for retractable lead?

Hopefully they asked him to sign his name with HANDwriting.. and I bet no-one asked him if he had a pen handy after his op..

and my fave

Now he's a real pencil #### :lol:

:blush:

:lol::lol::lol:

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:lol: what a freak! :lol:

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