Nintendo Gifts DS Lite to President Bush

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Nintendo Gifts DS Lite to President Bush

Nintendo of America

4820 150th Ave. NE

Redmond, WA 98052

July 6, 2006

President George W. Bush

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Washington, DC 20500

Dear President Bush:

Happy Birthday!

Don't worry, turning 60 is an exciting milestone. As you know, you've joined millions of other baby boomers in an invigorating new decade of your life. And, like many boomers, you may be looking for ways to keep your mind sharp. That's where we come in.

Please accept our gift of a new Nintendo DS Lite system and a copy of Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day. You now join millions of people around the world who have fun challenging themselves with Brain Age. If you have never played a video game before, don't worry. Brain Age is part of our new Touch Generations brand, which includes games that are easy for people of any age - regardless of their video game experience - to pick up and start playing immediately.

It's obvious you don't have a lot of time to play games, which makes Brain Age such a great activity for you - just a few minutes a day with more than 15 daily training tests will help keep your mind sharp. Training tests include categories like math, reading and memorization. Try it for a few days and watch your score improve. Brain Age also comes with more than 100 sudoku puzzles - these could make your next long flight on Air Force One a bit more fun! (Perhaps copies of Brain Age for journalists joining you on your next flight would be a nice distraction!)

Have fun exploring Brain Age with your Nintendo DS Lite and be sure to let us know your brain age!

Have a tremendous birthday!

Sincerely,

Your Friends at Nintendo

You know what they're really saying of course....

Edited July 7, 2006 by Fishdude

[Marc and Olga 0]

I DO! I DO!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

They should add "You f*cking dumb*ss" to the end of the bolded section I think

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Nintendo actually sent that letter? Holy cow!

[Veiled Princess 1]

[Nessa 23]

[slim 1,533]

Well, before you know it, Nintendo (or more appropriately, the whole of NES) will be under federal indictment for technology-sharing with the Iranians.

Prepare to see a picture of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sneaking plays off of his DS Lite before denouncing the US, then about three days later seeing a White House press conference on how NES sold electronic nuclear guidance technology to Tehran... and how our agents were tipped off when they saw the president playing his new DS Lite. Just like the one George W. Bush has.