Has there been a TOS change I'm not aware of?

[mox 298]

Dr. Pepper is just a cheap knock-off of Mr. Pibb.

Mr Pibb not even a Dr...just some plain old regular schmo...ffffs

Hey now, get your facts straight. Turns out Dr. Pepper had been practicing for years without a license. In fact, there's a lot of evidence that suggests the so-called Doctor had never actually attended medical school, but had in fact killed and assumed the identity of a recently graduated intern who was hitchhiking across country to attend his new job at Juillard Medical School in New York City. After a dismal career in medicine, a string of failed abortion clinics (he was so incompetent that the fetisis continued to live after his procedures), a desperate bid to retain relevance doing drive-by high school physicals, and finally a long, deep dark regression into homeopathic crystal-based colonoscopies (whereupon he was sued for malpractice 3 different times for using the sharp and pointy crystals). Down on his luck, homeless, with no money, he developed a concoction of what historians now think was a blend of Thunderbird, MD 20/20, Night Train Express, a hint of urine, and of course the associated backwash of no less than 17 other bums. At that moment, a passing soft drink executive was on his way to work when he tripped and fell upon the hapless Pepper. The concoction sloshed into the executive's mouth, and when he regained consciousness, history was made. Of course, the ingredients are slightly different today (there is slightly less bum backwash, but slightly more urine), but the original fraudster and possible murder would, if he were alive today, be happy to know of the countless people whose colons have been loosened by his drink.

[Fandango 1,440]

still, he's a Dr!

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

I blame the Dr. for our healthcare problems. He's like the blue pill when in fact we should be getting the red pill (Dr. Thunder) for half the price.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

This thread was locked for "For going seriously off topic."

Seriously? Don't we typically only close posts like that when the OP requests it? OTOH, kudos for not locking it because of individual TOS violations.

(And yes, I'm a jerk for whinging on krikit on her (HAPPY!) birthday...sorry. If it helps, I generally agree with you most of the time. But come on...I was JUST getting started!!! )

Time for some a mod remedial instruction class.