the redneck games return

[Amby 490]

More than 10,000 competititors have been taking part in events from watermelon-seed-spitting to armpit-squelching at this year's Redneck Games.

The most popular contest of the games, which take place in the small US town of East Dublin in Georgia, is the mud-pit belly-flop.

Fully clothed contestants throw themselves into a vat of red mud clay with points awarded for beauty of form and the size of the splash produced.

In other disciplines, competitors bobbed for pigs trotters and attempted to replicate the sound of breaking wind in the 'armpit serenade'.

Eric "Iron Head" Outler emerged triumphant, trotter in mouth, from the bobbing competition after removing pigs feet in under 21 seconds in one round, and under 16 seconds in another.

For his troubles he received a trophy that consisted of a half crushed, empty mounted beer can.

The Redneck Games were first held in 1996 as a spoof of the Olympic Games which were then being held in Atlanta.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3399594.html

[Chris_Жанна 11]

That picture is priceless........

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

More than 10,000 competititors have been taking part in events from watermelon-seed-spitting to armpit-squelching at this year's Redneck Games.

What's scary is that these freaks get to vote

[Amby 490]

That picture is priceless........

Yeah the picture is really what made me laugh the most

[spookyturtle 9,466]

That picture is priceless........

Yeah the picture is really what made me laugh the most

Why do you hate rednecks?

[Amby 490]

That picture is priceless........

Yeah the picture is really what made me laugh the most

Why do you hate rednecks?

It's not that I hate them, it's just I can picture a few people I've met actually doing exactly what the person in the photo is doing.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Are you competing this year Amby?

[spookyturtle 9,466]

That picture is priceless........

Yeah the picture is really what made me laugh the most

Why do you hate rednecks?

It's not that I hate them, it's just I can picture a few people I've met actually doing exactly what the person in the photo is doing.

That ain't nothin'. You should see what goes on at the annual Buzzard Watchin' Festival.

[Amby 490]

Are you competing this year Amby?

:lol:

I was just thinking the 4H fair is this week and I could probably go watch something similar to this if I wanted to

[scandal 951]

That picture is priceless........

Yeah the picture is really what made me laugh the most

Why do you hate rednecks?

I don't hate Daisy Duke!

That's one redneck I don't mind.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

That picture is priceless........

Yeah the picture is really what made me laugh the most

Why do you hate rednecks?

I don't hate Daisy Duke!

That's one redneck I don't mind.

And you, who won the sheep buggering competition.

[scandal 951]

And you, who won the sheep buggering competition.

Hmm... was that Boss Hogg? Or Uncle Jessie?

Of course we know the real answer .... Marc'ie poo :star:

[spookyturtle 9,466]

And you, who won the sheep buggering competition.

Hmm... was that Boss Hogg? Or Uncle Jessie?

Of course we know the real answer .... Marc'ie poo :star:

I think his mom must have grounded him again, he hasn't been on for a while.