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Danno Grand Master

Danno   1,228

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The economy is so bad that...

* CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

* Jewish women are marrying for love.

* If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

* Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

* Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.

* McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

* Parents are firing their nannies and learning their kid's names.

* A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

* The most highly paid job now is jury duty.

* ####### Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

* People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

* Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your

plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"

* Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

* The Mafia is laying off judges.

* Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally... * Congress says they are looking into this Bernard

Madoff scandal. Hey, neat! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is

being investigated by the people who made $750 Billion disappear!

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:lol:

“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

.― Lucy Maude Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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Funny stuff!

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