ugly men are more fertile & produce more sperm

[Amby 490]

Women wanting to get pregnant should find themselves an ugly man, new research suggests.

Scientists have found attractive males produce less sperm during sex.

Researchers think good-looking males are biologically geared to hold back their sperm in each encounter to increase their chance of impregnating more females.

But unattractive males know they are not going to bed so many females — so when they do get lucky they give it all they've got.

The findings from the University of Oxford and University College London are backed up by studies of chickens and fish, but researchers think they could well apply to humans too.

"Human attractiveness is complicated and influenced by a number of factors including cultural preferences," said UCL researcher Sam Tazzyman. "Nonetheless, ejaculate size and sperm quality are likely to have been molded by similar forces, like attractiveness and the number of sexual partners, that are important in other species."

Reporting the findings on the university's Web site, Tazzyman said, "The more attractive a male is, the more females will be willing to mate with him, reducing the value of each mating to him. This means it is optimal for him to contribute fewer sperm per mating."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,531402,00.html

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

It makes sense, why else would women sleep with us? We have to have something going for us!

[Marzy 1]

Women wanting to get pregnant should find themselves an ugly man, new research suggests.

Scientists have found attractive males produce less sperm during sex.

Researchers think good-looking males are biologically geared to hold back their sperm in each encounter to increase their chance of impregnating more females.

But unattractive males know they are not going to bed so many females — so when they do get lucky they give it all they've got.

The findings from the University of Oxford and University College London are backed up by studies of chickens and fish, but researchers think they could well apply to humans too.

"Human attractiveness is complicated and influenced by a number of factors including cultural preferences," said UCL researcher Sam Tazzyman. "Nonetheless, ejaculate size and sperm quality are likely to have been molded by similar forces, like attractiveness and the number of sexual partners, that are important in other species."

Reporting the findings on the university's Web site, Tazzyman said, "The more attractive a male is, the more females will be willing to mate with him, reducing the value of each mating to him. This means it is optimal for him to contribute fewer sperm per mating."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,531402,00.html

No, thanks, I don't want to have ugly children.

[Amby 490]

nevermind

Edited July 10, 2009 by Amby

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

nevermind

Were you being mean to the Pilipina again?

[HAL 9000 96]

Never fear, guys like me that are attractive... we'll have fake sperm to help soon!!

[Amby 490]

nevermind

Were you being mean to the Pilipina again?

noooooooooooo...wrong thread

Never fear, guys like me that are attractive... we'll have fake sperm to help soon!!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

nevermind

Were you being mean to the Pilipina again?

noooooooooooo...wrong thread

Yeah right. You were being mean. What sucks is I missed it

[Amby 490]

[one...two...tree 2,762]

It makes sense, why else would women sleep with us? We have to have something going for us!

Bring your pillow and your pail.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

nevermind

Were you being mean to the Pilipina again?

Amby would never do that :whistle:

[amberdima 6]

Women wanting to get pregnant should find themselves an ugly man, new research suggests.

Scientists have found attractive males produce less sperm during sex.

Researchers think good-looking males are biologically geared to hold back their sperm in each encounter to increase their chance of impregnating more females.

But unattractive males know they are not going to bed so many females — so when they do get lucky they give it all they've got.

The findings from the University of Oxford and University College London are backed up by studies of chickens and fish, but researchers think they could well apply to humans too.

"Human attractiveness is complicated and influenced by a number of factors including cultural preferences," said UCL researcher Sam Tazzyman. "Nonetheless, ejaculate size and sperm quality are likely to have been molded by similar forces, like attractiveness and the number of sexual partners, that are important in other species."

Reporting the findings on the university's Web site, Tazzyman said, "The more attractive a male is, the more females will be willing to mate with him, reducing the value of each mating to him. This means it is optimal for him to contribute fewer sperm per mating."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,531402,00.html

i want to see pics of what were good-looking chickens/ fish as opposed to the ugly ones.

[Amby 490]

I'm sure it probably had something to do with coloring/markings on them

[mawilson 2,133]

nevermind

Were you being mean to the Pilipina again?

Amby would never do that :whistle:

Yeah, bashing Filipas is my job.

[Ban Hammer 13,347]

nevermind

Were you being mean to the Pilipina again?

Amby would never do that :whistle:

Yeah, bashing Filipas is my job.

as is getting suspended for it