RapeaXe Anti-Rape Condom Will Turn That Predator’s Penis Into A Cactus

[Minya's wife 25]

RapeStop.net the self-proclaimed proprietor of the “World’s 1st and Only Anti-Rape Condom” has emerged with its newest model of anti-rape protection, the RapeaXe. Similar to the famed chastity belt, but actually not at all, the RapeaXe is an insert-able “cup” which protects a woman’s nether regions from being penetrated. The cup, which is lady-part shaped, has protruding plastic barbs on the inside that will surely tear up a man’s wang, should he attempt entrance without a boarding pass.

However, there are probably some valid negatives to go along with the multitude of positives for this new device.

What if the dude gets “stuck”? How do you logically explain that to a paramedic while simulteneously bashing the rapist’s face in? What if the assailant is so pissed that his package is caught in a barbed-wire fence that he starts attacking you with fists and teeth? What if you’re out and about, alone on the town and you actually happen to meet a guy that passes clearance and is go for take-off? How do you explain the saber-toothed prophylactic extraction? You can actually find answers to some of these burning, stinging and bloodied questions here.

According to an article out of the Times Online which was originally published a few years back, Charlene Smith, a rape-prevention “advocate” states:

“This is a medieval instrument, based on male-hating notions and fundamentally misunderstands the nature of rape and violence against women in this society. It is vengeful, horrible, and disgusting. The woman who invented this needs help.”

I have to apologize to Ms. Smith on behalf of all women who have been raped in their lives and subsequently suffered long-term ill effects due to the violent invasion. These women simply must have “misunderstood” the “nature of rape and violence.” I must bend my back and succumb to the genius that is Ms. Smith.

I think it’s an interesting concept, but if I’m checking over my shoulder constantly amidst dark alleyways and fearing rape wherever I go, I’ll definitely go the traditional route and stock up on the pepper spray and brass knuckles — but I think I might do my best to steer clear of the ####### fly-trap.

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[The_Dude 1,142]

I can see the headlines when a woman forgets to take it out after walking home from work late night and has sex with her husband.......

[Chica Yeyé 41]

ohai, plz don't rape me, I have the cactus thingy and it will rip your ####### apart kthxbai

[Minya's wife 25]

I can see the headlines when a woman forgets to take it out after walking home from work late night and has sex with her husband.......

So rape statistics will go down, but divorce rates will shoot up.

Judge: What's the reason for this divorce?

Husband: My wife RapeaXe-d me...

[HAL 9000 96]

Sounds interesting.

I once read a book a few years ago called Snowcrash where there was some kind of anti-rape device that injected the rapists with a sedative once penetration occurred.

[Amby 490]

I'd be scared there would some malfunction that hurt my vajayjay

[caybee 21]

Sounds interesting.

I once read a book a few years ago called Snowcrash where there was some kind of anti-rape device that injected the rapists with a sedative once penetration occurred.

I was thinking the same -- Neil Stephenson, awesome book. I'd like to reread it and see how much of the technology in it has come about since it was written.

[HAL 9000 96]

Sounds interesting.

I once read a book a few years ago called Snowcrash where there was some kind of anti-rape device that injected the rapists with a sedative once penetration occurred.

I was thinking the same -- Neil Stephenson, awesome book. I'd like to reread it and see how much of the technology in it has come about since it was written.

Yeah that's the one.

Not just the technology... but some of the attitudes of people within it...

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I can see the headlines when a woman forgets to take it out after walking home from work late night and has sex with her husband.......

So rape statistics will go down, but divorce rates will shoot up.

Judge: What's the reason for this divorce?

Husband: My wife RapeaXe-d me...

Yep. I could see this being misused for evil purposes.

[caybee 21]

Sounds interesting.

I once read a book a few years ago called Snowcrash where there was some kind of anti-rape device that injected the rapists with a sedative once penetration occurred.

I was thinking the same -- Neil Stephenson, awesome book. I'd like to reread it and see how much of the technology in it has come about since it was written.

Yeah that's the one.

Not just the technology... but some of the attitudes of people within it...

I don't remember the attitudes as well, but it's been a good 15 years since I read it. Time to hit the library.

[Minya's wife 25]

Sounds interesting.

I once read a book a few years ago called Snowcrash where there was some kind of anti-rape device that injected the rapists with a sedative once penetration occurred.

I was thinking the same -- Neil Stephenson, awesome book. I'd like to reread it and see how much of the technology in it has come about since it was written.

Yeah that's the one.

Not just the technology... but some of the attitudes of people within it...

I don't remember the attitudes as well, but it's been a good 15 years since I read it. Time to hit the library.

Sounds like an interesting read...will definitely look for it at half price books next time I'm there.

[HAL 9000 96]

Sounds interesting.

I once read a book a few years ago called Snowcrash where there was some kind of anti-rape device that injected the rapists with a sedative once penetration occurred.

I was thinking the same -- Neil Stephenson, awesome book. I'd like to reread it and see how much of the technology in it has come about since it was written.

Yeah that's the one.

Not just the technology... but some of the attitudes of people within it...

I don't remember the attitudes as well, but it's been a good 15 years since I read it. Time to hit the library.

I remember a disintegrated US along the lines of issue-driven enclaves... that cater to people's beliefs (exclusion by race, for example). Not that I think we're headed that way...

[Minya's wife 25]

The website for this contraption has a 3D re-inactment of how thing works....and an image section showing how the thing looks.

[Peikko 1,575]

Oh, wonderful. Let's just step back in time...

[Minya's wife 25]

No, this is more 'flexible' because its made of latex.

Oh, wonderful. Let's just step back in time...