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there will be a global pandemic of jock itch?

obviously you have never raised chickens.

a rooster mounts the back of the hen to copulate. he grabs her wings with his feet, which have sharp claws. sometimes he grabs so hard as to draw blood. easily seen on a white leghorn hen after being settled by a rhode island red rooster. this is the combination used to produce what are called "sex-link" chicks, which can be separated male/female by sight at hatching, unlike most newly hatched chicks. this so that the vendor knows which are to be sold as pullet stock (female), and which to be sold as fryer stock (male).

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wow-it's astonishing the things you learn on vj :thumbs:

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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wow-it's astonishing the things you learn on vj :thumbs:

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you're slipping on your part though. you're supposed to be giving us a daily weather forecast.

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Coincidence ??????????????

Don't know if this is just a coincidence but....

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic

devastates parts of Asia

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza

decimates Australian racing

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills

hundreds of pigs around the globe.

Has any one else noticed this?

It gets worse........

next year......

2010 - Chinese year of the ####### - what could possibly go

wrong?

How about SARS in Hong Kong (SAR)

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there will be a global pandemic of jock itch?

obviously you have never raised chickens.

a rooster mounts the back of the hen to copulate. he grabs her wings with his feet, which have sharp claws. sometimes he grabs so hard as to draw blood. easily seen on a white leghorn hen after being settled by a rhode island red rooster. this is the combination used to produce what are called "sex-link" chicks, which can be separated male/female by sight at hatching, unlike most newly hatched chicks. this so that the vendor knows which are to be sold as pullet stock (female), and which to be sold as fryer stock (male).

got it?

That's all well and good, but how does it help alleviate the maddening symptoms of fungus in the nether regions?

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there will be a global pandemic of jock itch?

obviously you have never raised chickens.

a rooster mounts the back of the hen to copulate. he grabs her wings with his feet, which have sharp claws. sometimes he grabs so hard as to draw blood. easily seen on a white leghorn hen after being settled by a rhode island red rooster. this is the combination used to produce what are called "sex-link" chicks, which can be separated male/female by sight at hatching, unlike most newly hatched chicks. this so that the vendor knows which are to be sold as pullet stock (female), and which to be sold as fryer stock (male).

got it?

can you tell me how this fine example of animal husbandry is related to global health pandemics? *pulls up a chair*

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wow-it's astonishing the things you learn on vj :thumbs:

car repair, computer repair, the latest political scandals, up to the minute news and commentary, and farm advice. :dance:

you're slipping on your part though. you're supposed to be giving us a daily weather forecast.

Ok-here is the forecast for the local area- Currently it's HOT, hot and humid. Later it may rain with some convective thunderstorms. During the night it will be hot and humid. Tomorrow it will be hot and humid. Long term forecast is hurricanes later this year.

--seriously I've not looked at a model, official ob, radar or satellite image all week, so this is my prognosis based on the square of sky I am looking at right now.

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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That's all well and good, but how does it help alleviate the maddening symptoms of fungus in the nether regions?

keep the hen house a little dryer to keep the mildew down and your itch will go away.

weather like she's predicting, it's just gonna get worse.

Ok-here is the forecast for the local area- Currently it's HOT, hot and humid. Later it may rain with some convective thunderstorms. During the night it will be hot and humid. Tomorrow it will be hot and humid. Long term forecast is hurricanes later this year.

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...The Itch Index could certainly be high...without proper precautions--Stock up on the Gold Bond, I guess? ####### is 'jock itch', anyway? Is that like athlete's foot of the groin....? ew..and what's it to do with hens? Do they get it? I don't think I'll look at another egg the same again.

i forgot to mention that tmma is expected to be an expert on the subject of the weather in the nether lands.

*groan* :lol:

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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It seems most unusual that a hen could get jock itch.....

:rofl: ooops-yes...

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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...The Itch Index could certainly be high...without proper precautions--Stock up on the Gold Bond, I guess? ####### is 'jock itch', anyway? Is that like athlete's foot of the groin....? ew..and what's it to do with hens? Do they get it? I don't think I'll look at another egg the same again.

i forgot to mention that tmma is expected to be an expert on the subject of the weather in the nether lands.

*groan* :lol:

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