Story Creation

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Penelope gazed upon it in wonder. Now she knew how Moses felt when the ocean parted.

Then she was on it in an instant, feeling it slide down her throat.

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She reflected on the good fortune of her past career in the circus swallowing coke cans, to which she could attribute the lack of a gag reflex today.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

She reflected on the good fortune of her past career in the circus swallowing coke cans, to which she could attribute the lack of a gag reflex today.

Her head bobbed up and down, faster and faster.

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What she didn't know, and perhaps in her current state of ecstacy didn't care, is that Vito was filming this for the latest episodes of gloryholeadventures.com.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

She continued her frenzied pace, erics groans getting louder.

[웃 910]

Her pace was so furious and she got so carried away that she forgot her location. She didn't realize she was slurping Eric through a pop-can sized glory hole in the wall. She felt a sudden tingling sensation in her forehead and began to feel very hot but kept going. She ignored the feeling which at that point started to burn. Then BAM! Eric unleashed his load and at the same time it dawned on her that she had accidentally been banging her head on the wall for the last 5-7 minutes as she passionately slurped away. She became overwhelmed with a dizzying sensation at which time she also realized that Eric was never there at all, rather only present in her imagination. His massive load, which felt so great to her at the time, was actually a combination of her saliva and blood. Eric's ding dong was really a bottle of Merlot, leftover from the previous night, which she had been using for her sexual arousal the past week. But how could Penelope have been smashing her head into the wall if she was giving a ####### to a wine bottle? Before a further thought could register, she fainted....

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

To Dr. Finkelston surprise he got a viral video of what Penelope had done in the back room. He searched the sewers of the internet for more information on her and sadly discovered she had passed away shortly after she fainted. Out of the periphery of his vision bubbles began to appear and he knew he better get off the internet for now and tend to his experiment before it...

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the ####### killed this thread.

[Peikko 1,575]

Is it any wonder? I bet the OP wished they hadn't bothered.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Is it any wonder? I bet the OP wished they hadn't bothered.

Can't have a good story about some sex of some kind

[Peikko 1,575]

Without sex? There is nothing but sex in this so called story. Sex at every opportunity. One would think those writing it were deprived, in some way, or should that be depraved?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Without sex? There is nothing but sex in this so called story. Sex at every opportunity. One would think those writing it were deprived, in some way, or should that be depraved?

[SaadBell 0]

Or was she dead, she woke up with the sudden need for a little smoke, a little illegal smoke, lucky for her there was a joint in her purse. She lit it up and felt a power, a power not to care about anything, hell she was the undead, can it get any worst than that. She didn't want blood as a drink, she needed straight up whiskey. As far as the sex thing, NUMBER ONE RULE OF UNDEAD, sexy but not sexual. Oh well, maybe she could start to meet some other undead, and one day start a relationship and have little undead monster children. Of course thinking of sex and the no sex rule of the undead can make things a little complicated. The future was wide open, or was she just really high.

[almaty 19]

and eager to be wide open

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

After watching the peculiar behavior that proceeded Penelope's death and knowing these kinds of symptoms to be related to his experiment Dr. Finkelston feared that his mistress Penelope had been infected by her husband Larry when she was known as Mary. Which may have cause Larry to fall into the vat of candy explain the reason he came back to life. If the Dr.'s suspicions were correct then shortly after the video and death of Penelope she would have come back alive as a zombie with a penchant for pot. It seemed that after Larry's resurrection he started cultivating killer weed in Suburban homes in order to survive. Dr. Finkelston has seen Larry's handy work in this sensationalized Fox news coverage:

Knowing that Penelope was promiscuous Dr. Finkelston feared she may well have infected every person she had slept with potentially creating a race of dope smoking zombies. If only Dr. Finkelston hadn't used the Mermaid's scales in his recent experiment for the fountain of youth as his facts had shown that mermaids only grow to the age of 30 and then are enchanted with immortality after that. But how was he supposed to know it would bring the dead back to life with a need for weed.