Story Creation

[Peikko 1,575]

What she did know, was that the gun dealer did not understand the word accessorize. Everything in the shop was gun metal grey, black and very, very drab. She stepped over to the camouflage section and sucked in her breath, every pore oozing 'fashion faux pas'. She knew she had to do this, but really, she wished she had spent the previous few years insisting that arms manufacturers be just a little more fashion conscious. "Oh well" she sighed, "perhaps the ammunition belts...

[Susita 175]

... but then she said, this is Australia! Anything goes in Australia... So she ran right to Target, where everything is color and pattern coordinated. They had the cutest little handgun set with pink and clear sequins on the holster and it even came with a free cell phone case. She was going to get the handbag but decided against it. She needed to save her money for...

[NArocks 13]

An erotically shaped and colored vibrator to bring back the memory of Ted........

[justashooter 430]

then she saw it, the rifle of her dreams, but some fat white VJer's pinay wife had just snatched the hello kitty AR15 from the rack

[Ban Hammer 13,110]

and that's when the fight started.

[NArocks 13]

Mary was willing to take on the pinay in a no holds barred cage match.She REALLY wants that hello Kitty Rifle.

Stay tuned for date of the cat fight.

[Peikko 1,575]

Mary really was not that kind of woman at all, cat fights, Hello Kitty rifles? Hardly, Mary, who's real name is far more classy than Mary of course, had a much, much a much more classy line of weaponry and accessories in mind. Mary, or should I say Penelope, for indeed that was her real name, walked back to the counter and asked to be shown into the 'back room'...

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Once back there, Penelope ripped off her shirt and pants, revealing a pair of bright red panties with the words REDNECK MOMMA emblazoned on her butt.

[Peikko 1,575]

Penelope you see gloried in life's little ironies. However, she was a little itchy as the polyester had a tendency to chafe, so she stepped out of all her underwear and jumped into the shower. As the hot pressurized water swirled around, all the cares and worries of the day washed away. Penelope was feeling much, much better...

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That's when she noticed the mouth-level hole in the wall.

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then she saw it, the rifle of her dreams, but some fat white VJer's pinay wife had just snatched the hello kitty AR15 from the rack

"Tiene tremendo CULO"

then she saw it, the rifle of her dreams, but some fat white VJer's pinay wife had just snatched the hello kitty AR15 from the rack

[Peikko 1,575]

That's when she noticed the mouth-level hole in the wall.

"Good grief!" She murmurer. She grabbed a towel off the rail, wrapped it around her and peered into the hole...

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She heard a snicker. It was unmistakable. It was Eric!

[spookyturtle 9,465]

She heard a snicker. It was unmistakable. It was Eric!

And he stuck his huge dong thru the hole in the wall.

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Penelope gazed upon it in wonder. Now she knew how Moses felt when the ocean parted.