Story Creation

[justashooter 430]

Meanwhile, far, far away on a small tropical island, Dr Finkelston dropped a coconut on his foot. Instead of the expected expletive however, Dr Finkelston shouted 'Eureka'! The coconut had just revealed to him...

how big of a nut he could actually blow in our helpless heroine's rectum if he was just ten thousand miles away at that moment.

[Peikko 1,575]

He wondered why on earth he had such a bizarre thought as he knew no one at all called Mary and certainly had no sexual fantasies involving ####### sex. He assumed therefor that it must be an aberration brought on by prolonged hours of deep thought on highly complicated scientific research...

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Being a brilliant man but sometimes absent minded Dr. Finkelston watched as the coconut milk did just as he expected and made a path through the porous stone of the island leading him back to the entrance of his under water laboratory. He was delighted to be on his way back and chuckled at himself remembering the mermaid and the dolphin who also found their way there once and made friends with him.

[Peikko 1,575]

As he made his way back to the underwater laboratory, Dr Finkelston began to feel slightly uneasy, he could not shake off the thought that someone was watching him although every time he glanced back he could see no one and there was little ground cover to hide any prying eyes, but yet...

[tmma 467]

on closer examination he was relieved to realize that it was just....

the money he could have saved by using GEICO.

Edited July 8, 2009 by tmma

[HAL 9000 96]

Because he used Progressive- Mary, as it turns out- looks like Flo in the Progressive TV commercials.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Putting the lost savings and Mary the girl in the Progressive commercial out of his mind for a moment he stepped cautiously to peer down the deep cavern where his laboratory lay submerged under water. He felt around for the lever that would open to pressure locks and as he pushed it an impressive waterfall descended from above allowing the water submerging the lab to drain. Then he kicked his heels and gave a triumphant shout and headed down the secret path to his layer.

[Susita 175]

Upon entering his lair, the first order of business was to get online and find that Geico gecko. He had to switch fast before he would lose more money. Unfortunately, his addiction to VJ got in the way. He had to find a way to get his girlfriend a visa to come and stay with him on his small tropical island of Guam.

He also needed something refreshing to drink. He opened up his fridge and grabbed a gatorade, oh wait, it was radioactive nuclear blue solution.

[HAL 9000 96]

And it made all his body hair fall out.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

But no matter he'd been meaning to do something about that for weeks and he put the container back in it's place noting it's effects for future reference. His eye roamed the lab appreciating the amount of natural light that filtered through the porous stone of the island and added animation to all his gadgets and mechanical projects that dangled and moved around. He only wished there was more natural light in the landing pad area for the space craft that was the only craft that could easily maneuver through these caverns to where his lab was.

[Bobby+Umit 161]

Meanwhile, back at the candy factory, a strange mixture of candy, sugar, oil, and human remains in the lower pits started to pitch and boil, slowly from the ichor a hand rose out of the pool.

[almaty 19]

ftw! he lives and moon walks the Earth again..

[Peikko 1,575]

Later that day, Mary set off for home. She was not disposed to take the bus this particular day, the sun was warm, the sidewalks not the least crowded. She walked a block and was enjoying the invigorating fresh air and exercise when suddenly the heel on her left shoe...

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Later that day, Mary set off for home. She was not disposed to take the bus this particular day, the sun was warm, the sidewalks not the least crowded. She walked a block and was enjoying the invigorating fresh air and exercise when suddenly the heel on her left shoe...

tripped over an irregularity in the sidewalk. Mary was enraged. With all the taxes she pays, she thought, she shouldn't have to put up with this. She decided she had enough of big government oppression and strolled over to the nearest gun dealer. Mary was about to change the world forever, but she didn't know it yet.

[HAL 9000 96]

But this was Australia, the world leader in everything, so this brought her to consider running for a seat in her local city council.