Story Creation

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

... and started trolling VJ land looking to fill the deep void that was created in her soul when Ted was killed.

She found a certain section of VJ called Off-Topic. This seemed to interest her. Then she found Ken's "Where did she go?" thread and started reading, enthralled...

But the excitement didn't last long. The emotions changed as she went from page to page, soon ending in disgust and contempt. This must end, she thought. There was only one thing left to do....

[HAL 9000 96]

Soon she started posting outrage stories with apparent bigoted intentions, because of that disgust and contempt, just to get a rise out of others.

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Soon she started posting outrage stories with apparent bigoted intentions, because of that disgust and contempt, just to get a rise out of others.

Little did she know the only 'rise' she would get would be out of VJ's resident cockmonster, Eric.

Ding! It was the sound of an incoming PM. She opened it, and there was an image link. She clicked on it and what she saw would change her life forever.

[HAL 9000 96]

After opening said image file, Mary decided to avoid VJ for a while and reflect on the implications of said image. Upon returning, she posted multiple posts with randomn mispellings and various emoticons in a row.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Over the top of Mary's laptop a reflection caught her eye and that's when she realized a man no bigger than 3 feet had entered her office wearing a funny little outfit with a large shiny belt buckle for his size. She wondered was it your smaller than average umpa-lumpa, a leperchan, an albino smurf and what was he doing in her office?

[almaty 19]

the small lad was from the land of Oz and stated, ' i may be small but i own more than you ever dream to have" and produced a picture of himself boogering a male kangaroo

Edited July 8, 2009 by almaty

[Peikko 1,575]

Mary gazed at the small creature holding the offensive picture and tried to decide the best course of action. She could of course produce the teeny pistol she always carried, concealed about her person and blow his head off, at least try to and that would certainly relieve some of the latent pent up frustration that was threatening to sully her normally placid and calm facade. However, she rather liked the carpet and decided that...

Edited July 8, 2009 by Madame Cleo

[justashooter 430]

she would kneel her sexy jamaican accented body down on the carpet, lower herself to just the right height for the midget from down under, and take him right up her ar$e.

[Peikko 1,575]

At that instant, fortunately, a janitor opened the office door. He should not have been there of course, he had absolutely no business being in the building, let alone on this particular floor opening the door to this particular office...

[justashooter 430]

our heroine thought the janitor would save her from the impending schlong of doom, but as it happened, he was all part of the plan, the first in a long line of gangbangers who intended to leave our heroine unable to sit for days, which was exactly how she felt as the midget shoved his massive stick up her sphincter...

[Susita 175]

Even though he was part of the plan, upon seeing the disgusting display that he saw, the janitor immediately notified the ASPCA. Things of that nature should never happen to kangaroos, or to women like Mary.

The midget was taken out in cuffs back to Oz, and his laptop was confiscated for evidence of his serial beastiality.

Mary cried, confused. She knew that the only thing that she could do at this point was...

Edited July 8, 2009 by Susita

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

The janitor quickly closed the door apologizing for his mistake and fortunately did not see Mary's new power to suck other planetary beings up her bum on the super highway to Mars. The Munchkin finding himself displaced on another planet shouted, "Oh that witch now how do I get back to Oz."

hee.

[justashooter 430]

reach into her purse to get out her trusty strap-on, and hand it to the dickless janitor so that he could finish her much deserved buggering.

[Susita 175]

reach into her purse to get out her trusty strap-on, and hand it to the dickless janitor so that he could finish her much deserved buggering.

She had to fill a void. A void that Ted left when he died.

When the janitor admitted openly to being gay and not having any interest in her cha-cha, she decided to call Larry. Yes, Larry Spizuto.

[Peikko 1,575]

Meanwhile, far, far away on a small tropical island, Dr Finkelston dropped a coconut on his foot. Instead of the expected expletive however, Dr Finkelston shouted 'Eureka'! The coconut had just revealed to him...