Story Creation

[Susita 175]

Here's a pretty fun game which can turn out a variety of ways.

I'll start the story. Everyone else add a sentence or 2 and we'll see what we come up with. Try to make it as strange & random as possible.

Once upon a time there was a guy named Ted. Ted got laid off from his job at the candy factory.

[Bobby+Umit 161]

Then he attempted to lick the mixers and was pulled into the laffy taffy machine, on his way out of the factory, sadly dying without finishing the tasty treat...

[almaty 19]

but his wife Mary like to lick the taffy off his friend's Larry's beaters....

[Susita 175]

Mary lived happily in Wonkaland with Ted (and Larry sometimes) with a visa but now that Ted was dead they were going to deport her back to Oz.

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Little did she know Oz was actually Australia and the terror of VJ, Constellation was waiting for her down under.

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One morning while checking her mailbox, she found a cryptic letter:

You me sandy beach rum yum

[almaty 19]

she wondered if it was from her past stalker wog boy or just another dickhead from Oz

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After all, deep in her heart she knew what we all know - Oz is full of dickheads.

[justashooter 430]

but oz needs them to keep the wankers busy.

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####### away, squealed Mary with delight to the group of Ozzie wankers assembled on her back porch. I could use the entertainment.

[almaty 19]

Oz wankers were all a bunch of teabagging...slack jawed vegemite eating peckerheads..

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But Mary loved them for who they were. She loved each and every one of them and intended to show each one of them just how much

[justashooter 430]

so she took the whole train for 8 hours, and made millions selling the digicam version on the internet because men in every other country suddenly felt they had bigger schwangs when compared to the wankers average size.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

With the millions in her bank account, she decided to set her sights on the achievement of an old childhood dream.

World domination.

[HAL 9000 96]

The next day after the Ozfest, she received a letter from the USCIS that due to Ted having been actually friends with so many people- and so many ways of getting insight into the workings of the world, whom also gave him access to immigration status for Mary as a surprise for her... Mary soon packed her bags and left for America (again).