Yardies at Home and a Farrin (part16)

[dancehallquana 5]

i hate not being able to see pics!!!

i can't wait till 2night.. they are SUPPOSED to have the internet hooked up YAYYYY

[phillyfashionista 8]

Aright I share a little embarrassing moment with you all and in the words of Tre uh betta not laugh.

Well a few years back I went to Cancun with my family and we decided to go snorkeling out in the sea. It was a blast we rode this high power boat out and we were hitting the waves and everything was cris. Well we all get off the boat and jump in the water because its time to snorkel. Loved it!!!! The swim was nice and the fish were bountiful. We’ll the swimming part is over and its time to get back on the boat. Everyone is hoisting themselves up and getting in the boat. It was a small boat so there wasn’t a ladder or anything like. Well now its time for Dada to get in the boat and as much as I tried to hoist my ####### up it won’t go. See I was light in the water but man gravity kicked in full force when its was time to get in the boat. So before you knew it I had to put one leg on the boat and try to pull my self up and the Mexicans had to jump back in the water and it took two of them to try and push me up because you know they are small things and well someone video taped it and watching these two scrawny men plus myself trying like god almighty to get me in that boat was sooooo embarrassing. My family till this day still howls.

So I always look at the Jet Skies like man I want to do it but my biggest fear is What will I do if I fall off……

Dada this is too dang funny but the funniest part to me is someone video taped it! I know you were like give me the tape or lose your life

i hate work. i'm going to win the lottery today.

Me too, I am in NJ right now so I am getting a Mega Millions ticket tonight! Money Money Money!!!!!

[DaDa 1]

DaDa that reminds me of me and my sis's episode. She had the same problem and was so embarrassed. It took me about two attempts to get back in the boat...and this was with a ladder. I think it is a matter of upper body strength. You are very bottom heavy...so I can see that being a challenge if you are not bench pressing at least half of your weight everyday.

Hey be easy gyal!!!! Did you have to use the term VERY???

Edited July 8, 2009 by DaDa

[DaDa 1]

hi yardies

i am still picking sand out of my phone and keys from the beach lol

lmao @ the jet ski stories

never been on one and scared as hell to go on one

nice pics jaenglish, your son is adorable

Didn't I tell you all not ta laff???

Edited July 8, 2009 by DaDa

[dancehallquana 5]

i DO NOT go outside.. becuz i hate bugs and i have the kind of skin that every lil nick stays w/ me forever.. so i am sooo mad that i had attack of the mosquitos trying to have quality time w/ roger LOL!!!!

i am doing really good not scratching but dang these things are itching something major.. i have tried alcohol, campho phenique.. some chigger stuff... i am not gonna give the drug store anymore of my money.. evidently they all are just crocks and dont work..

[dancehallquana 5]

DaDa that reminds me of me and my sis's episode. She had the same problem and was so embarrassed. It took me about two attempts to get back in the boat...and this was with a ladder. I think it is a matter of upper body strength. You are very bottom heavy...so I can see that being a challenge if you are not bench pressing at least half of your weight everyday.

Hey be easy gyal!!!! Did you have to use the term VERY???

i need to be bench pressing something LOL.. i was looking at some pics.. my face look like a big applehead.. i need to push away some of these rice and peas.. how do u eat all that rice and don't gain weight CHO!

[DaDa 1]

Aright I share a little embarrassing moment with you all and in the words of Tre uh betta not laugh.

Well a few years back I went to Cancun with my family and we decided to go snorkeling out in the sea. It was a blast we rode this high power boat out and we were hitting the waves and everything was cris. Well we all get off the boat and jump in the water because its time to snorkel. Loved it!!!! The swim was nice and the fish were bountiful. We’ll the swimming part is over and its time to get back on the boat. Everyone is hoisting themselves up and getting in the boat. It was a small boat so there wasn’t a ladder or anything like. Well now its time for Dada to get in the boat and as much as I tried to hoist my ####### up it won’t go. See I was light in the water but man gravity kicked in full force when its was time to get in the boat. So before you knew it I had to put one leg on the boat and try to pull my self up and the Mexicans had to jump back in the water and it took two of them to try and push me up because you know they are small things and well someone video taped it and watching these two scrawny men plus myself trying like god almighty to get me in that boat was sooooo embarrassing. My family till this day still howls.

So I always look at the Jet Skies like man I want to do it but my biggest fear is What will I do if I fall off……

Dada this is too dang funny but the funniest part to me is someone video taped it! I know you were like give me the tape or lose your life

No girl the ones that video taped it were the ones who threw the tour. The edit it and add music so at the end of your tour you’ll have pictures of what you did. So just my luck whoever went with us have a forever memorable shot of my ####### trying to get in the boat. If it wasn’t me it would be so hilarious. I mean in one shot you see one foot on the boat and then you see me pulling and then next thing you know SPLASH I fell back in the water and then when I finally got on the boat to see me rolling over the side and then bouncing in the boat its just well I put my head down and just shake it from side to side. My brother and father both bought a copy.

[phillyfashionista 8]

Ha Ha, Dada. I love to jet ski.

I went on the jet ski with a JA friend of mine about 6 years ago. He turned us too fast and we fell off. He's splashing all around, spitting out water and thrashing, grabs me and sort of throws me towards the ski and yells at me to grab on. I'm like what are you doing? He says saving you. I said, stand up....we're in like 4 feet of water.

:rofl: JG

wha gwaan yardies!! i soo wish i was a teacher right about now and had the summer off!

speaking of teachers.. anybody heard from marie.. she doing ok waiting for hubby??

we are all doing good on this side of town..

Me too Quanna! My cousin is a teacher but she is now teaching summer school. So much for the summer off Bummer!

I heard it was tripple digits in your area today! I wish I was there I Luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv the heat! Sistah needs a tan bad! HUbby sneaks on the AC when I am sleep and I can't deal with the AC I rather sleep in the garden LOL

hi yardies

i am still picking sand out of my phone and keys from the beach lol

Aaaaahhhhhhh the beach I can't wait to get some sand in between my toes!

[phillyfashionista 8]

DaDa that reminds me of me and my sis's episode. She had the same problem and was so embarrassed. It took me about two attempts to get back in the boat...and this was with a ladder. I think it is a matter of upper body strength. You are very bottom heavy...so I can see that being a challenge if you are not bench pressing at least half of your weight everyday.

Hey be easy gyal!!!! Did you have to use the term VERY???

:rofl: You just made me Laugh out loud HUSH!

i DO NOT go outside.. becuz i hate bugs and i have the kind of skin that every lil nick stays w/ me forever.. so i am sooo mad that i had attack of the mosquitos trying to have quality time w/ roger LOL!!!!

i am doing really good not scratching but dang these things are itching something major.. i have tried alcohol, campho phenique.. some chigger stuff... i am not gonna give the drug store anymore of my money.. evidently they all are just crocks and dont work..

I feel your pain, I joined a group on FB " I hate Mosquitos" LOL I am like you they bite me I swell up and scratch for dear life and nothing works! There is supposed to be some kind of bracelet that wards off the mosquitos but I haven't tried it.

Do you have citronella candles they seem to work for us in the garden at night with the help of the mosquito net

on the gazebo!

i need to be bench pressing something LOL.. i was looking at some pics.. my face look like a big applehead.. i need to push away some of these rice and peas.. how do u eat all that rice and don't gain weight CHO!

Yuh see it, I had to low deh rice totally, even brown rice it just bloats me. I just have the boil banana and a piece of yam!

LOL @ the Applehead. HUSH!

No girl the ones that video taped it were the ones who threw the tour. The edit it and add music so at the end of your tour you’ll have pictures of what you did. So just my luck whoever went with us have a forever memorable shot of my ####### trying to get in the boat. If it wasn’t me it would be so hilarious. I mean in one shot you see one foot on the boat and then you see me pulling and then next thing you know SPLASH I fell back in the water and then when I finally got on the boat to see me rolling over the side and then bouncing in the boat its just well I put my head down and just shake it from side to side. My brother and father both bought a copy.

[jawi876 2]

DaDa that reminds me of me and my sis's episode. She had the same problem and was so embarrassed. It took me about two attempts to get back in the boat...and this was with a ladder. I think it is a matter of upper body strength. You are very bottom heavy...so I can see that being a challenge if you are not bench pressing at least half of your weight everyday.

Hey be easy gyal!!!! Did you have to use the term VERY???

awww...sorry babes...how about you are a little bottom heavy?

I'm sure you guys have seen this by now...I waiver on believing in ghosts and not...my mother has had a LOT of encounters with ghosts...so I tend to believe her. How did they do this on CNN?

I saw this last night...and I couldn't sleep for a couple of hours. I had to find some comedy on TV to take my mind off of it or I would have nightmares. RIP MJ...it's already starting.

[phillyfashionista 8]

Mawnin Lawny ((((( ( Waving) )))))

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

dang........just 42 pages, that's all.

Sus, u arite

Mawnin Lawny ((((( ( Waving) )))))

Hey; Philly, what's new...I'm preparing for my trip to Jamaica...taking a quick 4 day trip to St. Nevis for my 1-year anniversary, at least I think that's where we're going, unless he changes his mind again.

[phillyfashionista 8]

I'm sure you guys have seen this by now...I waiver on believing in ghosts and not...my mother has had a LOT of encounters with ghosts...so I tend to believe her. How did they do this on CNN?

I saw this last night...and I couldn't sleep for a couple of hours. I had to find some comedy on TV to take my mind off of it or I would have nightmares. RIP MJ...it's already starting.

WOW and so it begins.........

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Bunz, u hubby lef yet

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

i don't beleive that was really his ghost

someone edited that sh!t in