Yardies at Home and a Farrin (part16)

[NatPatBen 3]

Way to go Nat I had a hard time getting in the shower

LOL That can be a difficult task to do, too.

Usually on my floor at work, we play Hearts during lunch. However, for at least a month, we struggle to get enough people to play. I came home for lunch and ran into the housekeeper. She's organizing all my cabinets! Yay!

[SupportOAFJF 0]

ME IS HAPPPYYY..SARRY FI DOSE DAT ARE NOT...A NO EVERYTING MEK FI EVERYBODY..

WAH GWAAN MI FRENZ..MI TRUE FRENZ...OONUH KNOW OONUH SELF

BUNZ...MI GLAD U FINALLY GOT HUBBY HOME..

[dillon 6]

Hey Nat....any news on your case?

[sus 70]

Thank you to:

NatPatBen

Justucia

Kimmy

Sunray

(and Jawi before).

You guys KNOW why. The rest of you are slackers!!!!!!!!!!

Slacker for what?

[phillyfashionista 8]

Philly - If you click on my profile and go to my website (myspace) his picture is there. He had dreads from like the age of 14. He is 21 now and still have them.

I'm going to check it out

I'm so proud of me!

1) I went to bed early (11:45pm), 2) got up early (7:45am), and 3) I walked/jogged a mile before work this morning! I know it doesn't sound like much to you hard-core exercisers... but every part of those three things was a major victory for me.

That's on top of last night, where I cleaned up in prep for the housekeeper coming today. That's a chore I hate (just like getting eyebrows waxed, putting gas in the car, and responding to email) but I was proud to get it done.

That's whats up Nat! I am proud of you it's not easy at all!!! 1 Mile is wonderful before you know it you will be @ 2 miles!

Finesse so now the Dad can't deal with this issue and needs to bring him back home??? So what if the situation was reversed you wouldn't be running back to drop him off to him!

that's what i'm wondering too

lol @ Princess and her smileys

Bunz mi gyal! yuh back I see you have been released from love lockdown ( momentarily that is)

[DaDa 1]

Why is July taking so DAMN long? This entire year has flown by...but oh no...let me have a countdown and it slows to a crawl! DANG IT!!!!

Is that why you haven’t been around lately because you don't want to see your countdown? Its only going slower because your studying it but hey since you need some time to waste and I know for a fact when the countdown click is down ticking we wont see you for ages you can always finish the darn Stella story fi me ... Yuh know just a suggestion...

Oh and I love your son's story. I memba I had a few of those of my own too.

I had a house party once and I guess some of my friends tried to get freaky in the bathroom. I think the guy put my girls big behind up on my bathroom sink down in my parents game room. Well when my a[parents came home and found the sink on the ground they were like what the heck happened. I told them I stepped up on the sink to kill a ####### roach on the ceiling. ( Now ladies to stand onteh sink would be dumb because tha would make me too high plus I was tall enough o darn near reach the ceiling anyhow). They went for it and proceeded to their bedroom. I thought I was off the hook so I sat back down and finished watching tv thinking whoo that was close. Next thing I know my mom comes storming out she was like Dara ur lying. I was like no I’m not honest mom. She was like yes you are because why would you stand on the sink you could have stood on the toilet and furthermore we don’t have no Bleep Bleep cockroaches!!! Damn I knew I should have said ant.

[sus 70]

I'm so proud of me!

1) I went to bed early (11:45pm), 2) got up early (7:45am), and 3) I walked/jogged a mile before work this morning! I know it doesn't sound like much to you hard-core exercisers... but every part of those three things was a major victory for me.

That's on top of last night, where I cleaned up in prep for the housekeeper coming today. That's a chore I hate (just like getting eyebrows waxed, putting gas in the car, and responding to email) but I was proud to get it done.

We clean before the housekeeper too - I don't quite get why, lol

[My4rmylife 0]

Thank you to:

NatPatBen

Justucia

Kimmy

Sunray

(and Jawi before).

You guys KNOW why. The rest of you are slackers!!!!!!!!!!

Im confused i dont know why im a slacker

[DaDa 1]

Way to go Nat I had a hard time getting in the shower

LOL That can be a difficult task to do, too.

Usually on my floor at work, we play Hearts during lunch. However, for at least a month, we struggle to get enough people to play. I came home for lunch and ran into the housekeeper. She's organizing all my cabinets! Yay!

Nat is this your sneaky likkle way of getting your house together so that when Steven comes you can look like your the neatest person in the world??

I'm so proud of me!

1) I went to bed early (11:45pm), 2) got up early (7:45am), and 3) I walked/jogged a mile before work this morning! I know it doesn't sound like much to you hard-core exercisers... but every part of those three things was a major victory for me.

That's on top of last night, where I cleaned up in prep for the housekeeper coming today. That's a chore I hate (just like getting eyebrows waxed, putting gas in the car, and responding to email) but I was proud to get it done.

We clean before the housekeeper too - I don't quite get why, lol

Because you don't want them to talk about you....lol

[^KK^ 3]

Is anyone watching the MJ memorial?

[^KK^ 3]

My friend has me cracking up at our July 4th bbq. She has a daughter that is two and her name is Denver...and I was asking...why did you name her Denver? Well, the Denver nuggets were playing when she gave birth. LOL...then she went on to say...if it was a boy..they wanted to name him Blue...I said Blue??? She said yes..his full name would be Blue Berry. hahahaha The father's last name is Berry!!!!! whoooiiiieeee. So if the next child is a boy....his name might be Blue.

Does anyone have any funny name stories?

My mom had my name picked out when she was a teenager. She had me at 27.

[jawi876 2]

Why is July taking so DAMN long? This entire year has flown by...but oh no...let me have a countdown and it slows to a crawl! DANG IT!!!!

Hang in there Jawi, he is COMING!!!

You could write some more to pass the time

I haven't seen my muse in over a year...I don't know what to write about.

[My4rmylife 0]

My friend has me cracking up at our July 4th bbq. She has a daughter that is two and her name is Denver...and I was asking...why did you name her Denver? Well, the Denver nuggets were playing when she gave birth. LOL...then she went on to say...if it was a boy..they wanted to name him Blue...I said Blue??? She said yes..his full name would be Blue Berry. hahahaha The father's last name is Berry!!!!! whoooiiiieeee. So if the next child is a boy....his name might be Blue.

Does anyone have any funny name stories?

My mom had my name picked out when she was a teenager. She had me at 27.

mine isnt funny i picked my daughters name young too

her name is made of three people names i was close to who passed away

Tyreeyana is her name Ty was my best friends name as a teenager ree Came from sheree we were close friends and yana came from my friends daughter ayana .

[JAPrincess 27]

Naming my son was the hardest thing EVER

For some reason I felt tons of pressure coming up with a good name.

I am hoping the next one is a girl, if so, she already has a name.

I haven't seen my muse in over a year...I don't know what to write about.

you could imagine a reunion

Or I could send you my love story to read

[phillyfashionista 8]

Morning Yardies

Way to go Nat I had a hard time getting in the shower

Bunz <-- raise the roof smiley

I love the smileys!

Dada

I wholeheartedly agree with you and from now on will need to take that stand as well. You think that you are sharing your stories on the board with people that can offer you advice and other can benefit as well and of course you have the others that just make a mockery of your situation cause dem miserable tuh raas and have no mannaz! So I know how to roll from here on out and realize who are my true Yardie friends on the board make no mistake! Big Ups to all my VJ Yardie Massive!

Ah so ie go...mi try fe tell people dat nuff time including my sis...((((((((((((((Philly)))))))))))))

thanks Jawi

Trying not to laugh...WHAT is wrong with the son's of VJ? My son (bless his heart) is still a big baby...a 13 1/2 baby with a size 10 shoe. So, his father takes me out of the house for some air yesterday...we come back and he is all wide eyed and frantic. He tells us that while he was trying to get ready to take a shower, the shower rod came crashing down on its own. The end of the shower rod is broken off and smashed...there is a hole in the wall and several silver sratches in the paint. He tells us that he stood on the rim of the tub to adjust the shower head (he is taller than me...and I can reach it with no problem)...and his head bumped the rod...down it came.

Well long story short...his father told my youngest to tell what happened or he was going to get it too. My youngest tries to defend his big brother to the end...but not against that threat...so he tells that they were playing in the bathroom...and his big brother tried to put the rod back up (it is a twist tension rod) and he couldn't get it back up so he tried to get it up with a rubber mallet and ended up messing up the walls and the rod.

My son's father tried to punch the stew out of him for lying...and it was the funniest thing I have seen in ages. My son ducked...and the punch went flying over his head...then my son balled up on the floor in fetal position. I was SCREAMING!!!! So his punishment for lying is to take an old toothbrush and scrub his entire bathroom floor with it...then use a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser to clean the walls...in the entire house. No sense wasting energy. He is crying right now. LMAO

I love that one cleaning the walls with the Clean Magic Eraser