Yardies at Home and a Farrin (part16)

[NatPatBen 3]

Wow. It took some time, but I finished going though the old thread & this one...

DaDa, yes. The talk about the movie theater experience in Jamaica def piqued my curiosity!

Bunz, What do you do in the Kiwanis Club meetings? I was in Key Club in high school.

Bunz, Merrills doesn't take credit cards??? I was considering staying there in a few weeks, but that's a definite deal breaker. I'm considering Grand Pineapple because I may want to get married there.

DaDa, LOL @ your Heart Acceptance speech.

Sus, ROFL @ "And so it begins again..." & the pic.

Sus, I also know that Bobby McFerrin sings Don't Worry Be Happy. No need to feel sad about knowledge!

Philly, I like your "Platinum" cheer. Were you a cheerleader in your past?

Bunz, I also can't see most pics at work, but sometimes I see a huge blank spot and I know someone posted a video or pictures.

[jawi876 2]

That girl in the Carnival picture scared the ####### out of me.... She just run up to us and was rahhhhhhh.

LMAO...too funny...that's exactly what I thought too!

A Jamaican woman tried that with me in a restroom @ M'ville. I do not tolerate disrespect or rudeness very well. She tried to walk in the stall even after I said "Excuse me...I was waiting on the next stall." She kissed teeth and the next thing she knew I was in the stall with her. I said I guess we will both relieve ourselves at the same time, and started pulling my shorts down. She moved out of the stall because in my mind, my pee was going in the toilet or her lap...it didn't matter to me. I know she thought I was crazy as heck...but you have the same thing I have...so I wasn't embarrassed in the slightest.

Jawi tell me you are lying??? Oh my goodness your a nut and I love it!!! I would never have thought of doing that I have to write that down as a note to do the next time I go!!!! OMG I have tears in my eyes thinking about this. I know my co-workers are wondering what the heck am I laughing at so early in the darn morning.

I don't lie. Jonesie can tell you some stories about me. My sister too. Try me if you want to...I'm a real sweetheart...but if you want to try me....just try me. I could tell by the look in her eyes that she called herself dismissing me the American...right...this American grew up in the hood too.

I scrimp and save for every single trip to Jamaica (paid in cash) no credit card debt for me. I'm respectful, I love the culture and I tip based on the service I receive. I be damn if I'm going to be disrespected just on GP. PLEASE! LMAO just remember the shock on her face when I came through that bathroom stall...LMAO LMAO I am crying tears now. FAAAADDDDDAAA!!!

I remember my last trip in August...I went to World of Fish on James Ave in Ochi. Now, James Ave is supposed to be a no no area for tourist if you listen to the AIs. I don't think so...I loved World of Fish but I think they are under new management or something cuz the food is disgusting.

Anyway, back to the story. A new taxi driver took me to get fried fish...I was craving something serious. We get to World of Fish and I order one fry fish...rice and pea...veggietables. Cool...bam. Me wait for the food...and de wicked ooman behind de counta...chat bout $2500 JA. Me look around cuz ah nuh mi she chat tuh. She said missus $2500 fe de fry fish. Mi sey Ah whaa? Mi yuh ah chat? She nodded. I WENT OFF! I mean royally! I said Ah whaa yuh tek mi fe wan bloodclat joke? Tek de rass fish and shove it hup yuh rank pums! Chat bout $2500 fe whaa? Then I switched up to regular English and cussed her out some more. I couldn't believe it! I said so you thought you found a tourist to take advantage of...I said I can count 8itch and I know the damn exchange rate. I told her if she was hungry all she had to do was ask and I would have bought her a plate too. The taxi driver's eye popped open wide...he looked around and his mouth opened in a big OOOO. The people sitting around eating laughed like hell...finger popping and all. I told her to kiss my #### and walked off. The taxi driver was like yuh yaadie? I rolled my eyes and told him to find me some food. LMAO...my temper is HORRIBLE and I'm trying to work on it this year. Really I am.

When my temper blows...I know no danger...no fear.

Ha!!! you got that right....my husband is all up in the neighbors business. telling me all about their comings and goings and who is over there and all type a #######. i'm like...getta outta dem people business!

LOL Finesse my Hubby too, he says he is watching the block :blink: He gives me a rundown during the day about what is going on.

Apparently he wasn't watching early enough because my neighbor Mrs Bootsy the Cat Dr. told me she was Block Watching @ 6:00 in the morning and she saw our neighbor ( who is Batty) go door to door and dig up peoples flowers including mine and ran to his backyard with them. Then had the nerve to run to the next block down and do the same thing!

Well needless to say I am hotter thank fish grease because this was a neighbor I actually considered a friend and he calls the house all the time and is now friends with my Husband and now he is pissed talking bout BULLET BULLET.

Now yall know my relationship with my flowers and these happened to be lilies in the front but my now I have noticed a few cannas missing in my rear tropical garden so now its WAR ! Hubby and I are planing our strategic maneuvers to infiltrate his yard on a recon mission for my plants!

LMAO...I'm picturing the Jim Carrey movie "####### and Jane"...when he was stealing grass for his repo'd lawn.

sus can I get a video for the guy that sings

Don't worry be happy

Bobby McFerrin (how sad is that that I know his name?)

(((((((((((((((((((((chups))))))))))))))))) tonks...

I need one more

I shot the sherriff, cuase they working my last nerve here and I'm going to put my gofer sign on my door

I swear you were on my phone call last night. I told A that I was going to sing to him on our wedding day. I told him to select between these two exact songs...in the SAME exact order!

[jawi876 2]

i saw her on something recently too and thought what the hell happened to her?

Mi ear say wan yaadie (? Marley) mad har ead...and den drugs finish ie.

LMAO - That just reminded me of another story about my drunk friend - She was out on Block Island - our other friend got a panic call from one of the band to come get her - She was in his bed telling him that she had the platinum p***y and she knew he wanted some!

LMAO!!!! Too funny!!!!

i thought everyone used rough riders

guess that's my third world #### for ya

i never heard of them b4 listening to mavado LOL.. we do trojan here in dallas LOL

you are soo cute Quana! What about Slams with the original Dancehall Queen Carlene!!!! waaaiiiieeeee

Talking about Platinum wigs, back in my dancehall days, I that's what we use to wear when we went to dances about 20 or more of use and called ourselves WHITE ROSES crew...I just look back and laugh....

sus; Platinum Pu**y was another dance crew...couldn't stand them, they were so nasty

mi waah back mi WIG...bout hair...

LMAO..and this was when?

:rofl: Lawny IS Dancehall Queen Carlene!!! :rofl:

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

@ Nat we organise projects and talk about general stuff and play games

@ Dada flight delayed. haven't heard anything further

[finesse 3]

i saw her on something recently too and thought what the hell happened to her?

Mi ear say wan yaadie (? Marley) mad har ead...and den drugs finish ie.

LMAO - That just reminded me of another story about my drunk friend - She was out on Block Island - our other friend got a panic call from one of the band to come get her - She was in his bed telling him that she had the platinum p***y and she knew he wanted some!

LMAO!!!! Too funny!!!!

i thought everyone used rough riders

guess that's my third world #### for ya

i never heard of them b4 listening to mavado LOL.. we do trojan here in dallas LOL

you are soo cute Quana! What about Slams with the original Dancehall Queen Carlene!!!! waaaiiiieeeee

Talking about Platinum wigs, back in my dancehall days, I that's what we use to wear when we went to dances about 20 or more of use and called ourselves WHITE ROSES crew...I just look back and laugh....

sus; Platinum Pu**y was another dance crew...couldn't stand them, they were so nasty

mi waah back mi WIG...bout hair...

LMAO..and this was when?

:rofl: Lawny IS Dancehall Queen Carlene!!! :rofl:

Lawny, ow come u neva tell us?

[DaDa 1]

I swear you were on my phone call last night. I told A that I was going to sing to him on our wedding day. I told him to select between these two exact songs...in the SAME exact order!

Jawi u can sing?? Well go ahead and make the wedding a tear jerker why don't you!!!

[jawi876 2]

HERE U GO..PART 16

LINK TO PART 15

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...&start=6660

Why am always the last to know...mi dere a home and mi halways behind try fe catch up! Cha!

I swear you were on my phone call last night. I told A that I was going to sing to him on our wedding day. I told him to select between these two exact songs...in the SAME exact order!

Jawi u can sing?? Well go ahead and make the wedding a tear jerker why don't you!!!

I can't sing one note...that's why I picked those two songs. He was laughing and telling me it was okay he didn't want me to strain my vocal chords. I told him I will put on an entire Shirley Marley show at the wedding...the laughing stopped and he said "Ah so far yuh ago? Stop de noise chat bout Shirley Marley...nutten nuh go so...yuh name is Shirley L....

*thought I was going to type the whole thing didn't you? LOL*

[jawi876 2]

Lawny...yuh dis?

Edited July 2, 2009 by jawi876

[dancehallquana 5]

WHEW.. i am FINALLY caught up!!! and everybody's gone..

[^KK^ 3]

I'm here Quana!!!!

[^KK^ 3]

I had to put all my time on VJ as "administrative" on my timesheet today.

I hope and pray my manager don't ask what I really was doing. You know I won't be able to hold it in..

[dancehallquana 5]

i know kk.. u likkle angel you.. u will spill the beans LOL

what are ya'll doing for the 4th

[dancehallquana 5]

okay.. i am going into MELTDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this FREAKING JOB HAVE BLOCKED FACEBOOK!!!! AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

wha mi fi DO!!!!

[sus 70]

Lawd, Carlene got camel toe and needs some wax!

Jawi, you and I are a lot alike - I have NO patience when people try to take advantage - We were getting in a cab in Negril one time - typical of my friends, they were just climbing in - I stopped them and asked how much? He told me $30US! To go to the cliffs from almost the roundabout? I replied - First - price me in JA, second, you are way too high - try again or we find a new cab. He muttered some stuff, then gave me the "yuh no tourist" and the right price.

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

wha mi fi DO!!!!

DO SOME WUK!!

lol