Yardies at Home and a Farrin (part16)

[dancehallquana 5]

My daughter just called and said she ordered vegan steak and cheese sandwiches for dinner I don't want to hurt her feelings but what the hell????

vegan steak?? is that tofu or something?? ewww

vegan means no animal products......not even milk..........both the steak and cheese are fake

Later ladies; going to pick up my damn PINK shoes to match my damn PINK dress oh, one more thing I have to wear a pink tiara (a so it spell)...don't laugh finesse and Bunz mi can see unu laughing now

princess pepto bismol!!

yep.. i know its no animal products i just was wondering WHAT it was made of?.. i was guessing it was that tofu garden burger stuff?? WOW.. never heard of it being steak??

vegan stuff is already expensive so i guess a steak would be OUTRAGEOUS.. u better eat it shemmy..

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

i don't understand why ppl stay w/ ppl that they argue so much with.. if he think she out there like that and is a #######, why don't u break up w/ her instead of planning to cheat on her?? revenge???

Q; don't get me started...mi seh fly know wah fi fallah...he's left her several times. When I went to Jamaica in 2007 I ran into them twice at a club it was not pretty. She made me swear not to tell our co-workers I told her it's not my place nor do I care what she does.

[phillyfashionista 8]

Later ladies; going to pick up my damn PINK shoes to match my damn PINK dress oh, one more thing I have to wear a pink tiara (a so it spell)...don't laugh finesse and Bunz mi can see unu laughing now

Poor Lawny this is a Fashionista's worst nightmare!

[dancehallquana 5]

Later ladies; going to pick up my damn PINK shoes to match my damn PINK dress oh, one more thing I have to wear a pink tiara (a so it spell)...don't laugh finesse and Bunz mi can see unu laughing now

that don't make no dyam sense.. but i guess i would just be glad she didn't drag me all over town to figure it out and where whatever she wanted..

bye

[finesse 3]

i don't understand why ppl stay w/ ppl that they argue so much with.. if he think she out there like that and is a #######, why don't u break up w/ her instead of planning to cheat on her?? revenge???

Cause she's sending him money at a 75 to 1 exchange rate :rofl:

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

Later ladies; going to pick up my damn PINK shoes to match my damn PINK dress oh, one more thing I have to wear a pink tiara (a so it spell)...don't laugh finesse and Bunz mi can see unu laughing now

no my girl yuh need fi draw di line somewhere

[dancehallquana 5]

i don't understand why ppl stay w/ ppl that they argue so much with.. if he think she out there like that and is a #######, why don't u break up w/ her instead of planning to cheat on her?? revenge???

Cause she's sending him money at a 75 to 1 exchange rate :rofl:

true..true..

[finesse 3]

Later ladies; going to pick up my damn PINK shoes to match my damn PINK dress oh, one more thing I have to wear a pink tiara (a so it spell)...don't laugh finesse and Bunz mi can see unu laughing now

no my girl yuh need fi draw di line somewhere

if tre gotta wear a tiara.....what the hell is the bride wearing???

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

mi a go tek a boat ride da weekend deh wid binoculars fi spot out di purple suit and pink tiara

jus get di pink hair fi match too!

Later ladies; going to pick up my damn PINK shoes to match my damn PINK dress oh, one more thing I have to wear a pink tiara (a so it spell)...don't laugh finesse and Bunz mi can see unu laughing now

no my girl yuh need fi draw di line somewhere

if tre gotta wear a tiara.....what the hell is the bride wearing???

tre yuh haffi buss we pon some pics

if is even on sus board

[sus 70]

I am heading home ladies - chat to you all later or tomorrow!

[dillon 6]

Later ladies; going to pick up my damn PINK shoes to match my damn PINK dress oh, one more thing I have to wear a pink tiara (a so it spell)...don't laugh finesse and Bunz mi can see unu laughing now

OMG now that is way too much!

Go on princess!

[Ellsinlove 2]

My daughter just called and said she ordered vegan steak and cheese sandwiches for dinner I don't want to hurt her feelings but what the hell????

That does not sound very appetizing....but who knows? Maybe it'll be better than it sounds!

Can somebody please tell me? I think I get the 'bun fi get bun' part but not sure about the 'licky licky'.

(TOO) LIKKY-LIKKY : title given to those who like to eat any food they encounter , without discretion

don't think he was referring to food from the other text mi read

I was judging it more as he was saying without discretion - calling her easy - especially from the bun fi get bun - He called her a ho, and told her watch her back he's gonna cheat on her -

Okay, that makes sense.

Okay, the 'licky licky' is confusing a few of us.....so is he trying to tell her she's a 'kiss a$$', a tramp or someone with no appetite control??

normally it would mean she too greedy in terms of food

but i suppose he either literally meant she was too licky licky

or that she's too greedy fi buddy so that's why him give her back bun

And that does too! Thanks Sus & Bunz for the translations!

Later ladies; going to pick up my damn PINK shoes to match my damn PINK dress oh, one more thing I have to wear a pink tiara (a so it spell)...don't laugh finesse and Bunz mi can see unu laughing now

Oh lordy....I can just see your face now. Mek me go find one picha of a pissed off princess....

We went 'browsing' (when you're too poor to actually do retail therapy) yesterday & one place we checked out was Ross. It is on a 2nd floor of this shopping complex & has an escalator. I remember why it's so fun to take Lehi places with escalators. They make him really nervous so he always JUMPS to the first step he saw rather than waiting for the next one. I fall out laughing every time he jumps on an escalator!

The first time was at Miami airport, then again at SF airport, then at Macy's here & now I can just take him close to home to Ross when I need a good laugh!

Ells is showing her evil side -

But it is soooo funny! He jumps on & looks soo relieved....then when it's time to get off he gets ready to jump off again. I need to videotape this one day & share it with ya'll!

[finesse 3]

ells -

before he gets on, he is probably watching the moving steps very carefully and saying in his head 1, 2, 3, go!

BOAL!!!!

[dancehallquana 5]

so i get this email from the ex just a min ago

Last night at the RaceTrac gas station you was in such a rush when you seen me

Couldn't even speak back when I spoke.

LOL.......

so last night i stopped for gas after the match and guess who was there evidently, i had NO EARTHLY IDEA... ROGER pumps my gas so he has finally seen him LMAO .... so this WOULD have been their first meeting LOL..DYAM i wish i would have seen him.. i REALLY REALLY REALLY do..

ells -

before he gets on, he is probably watching the moving steps very carefully and saying in his head 1, 2, 3, go!

BOAL!!!!

yes.. thats it.. ya'll better leave us alone LOL

[finesse 3]

so i get this email from the ex just a min ago

Last night at the RaceTrac gas station you was in such a rush when you seen me

Couldn't even speak back when I spoke.

LOL.......

so last night i stopped for gas after the match and guess who was there evidently, i had NO EARTHLY IDEA... ROGER pumps my gas so he has finally seen him LMAO .... so this WOULD have been their first meeting LOL..DYAM i wish i would have seen him.. i REALLY REALLY REALLY do..

ells -

before he gets on, he is probably watching the moving steps very carefully and saying in his head 1, 2, 3, go!

BOAL!!!!

yes.. thats it.. ya'll better leave us alone LOL

girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, the first time my hubby met the ex, a knife and the police were involved.........