Yardies at Home and a Farrin (part16)

[jawi876 2]

Hey my sister Kimmy! How are you darling sweetheart?

mi dey yere sugah bun..a laugh afta oonuh an oonuh pooting..oatmeal makes u regular also

I don't know what made me start posting this stuff. Lord, I'm sharing all my business on the internet. kikikikiki

Or some Activia or FiberOne cereal! Your tummy nah hurt after so long?

This talk has inspired me... I'm eating some Fiber One now. I find the cereal delicious, even with no added fruit/clusters.

Trust me...I have tried all kinds of tricks because I think this is the reason I can't get rid of acne.

Jawi, sounds like you could use some Fiber One bars.

More like colonic

Jawi - this is a funny conversation. My daughter pooted the other day in our bed and Damien had a fit...it was so funny. I fell off the bed laughing. He is so funny.

Hee-hee...ow em gwaan so stoosh? I HATE when dogs poot. EWWWWWWW My sister's dog will fall asleep and start pooting and moaning.

Jawi..ow many pills you tek? :lol: What's your fascination with poopie tonite? I am over here cracking up cuz you are making me think about my own craziness--I posted that on FB the other week...my dog kept farting and it smelled like old collards...then he had the nerve to look at me like I was wrong for getting pissed....rahtid...he doesn't know he's a dog I swear...

yuck! :dead: I didn't take that many today...actually I took my valium...so I'm easy breezy beautiful Cover Girl!

[jamerican 2]

just as long as she is told before she gets pregnant then it's all good, if after then whatever now if precautions were taken, then I feel for the guy. straight out denying children not good no matter what the situation, the child never asked to be born, sometimes you can be supportive and it doesn't have to be financial. children let fathers or parents in general get away with so much, they just need a little love and attention.

I agree children are very forgiving...but they can be some mean little buggers. LOL

lmao jawi u r too witty for yuh own good! but i hear you no time for the foolishness damn u ever see ppl after u left them and they are just doing bad smdh and they give you the face like damn if i was still with u oh would have things be different i hate to laugh but urrr rahhhh hahahahahaha!

umm im nice but not tipsy yet offa di rum cream lol but i am so happy for all u gal who man is coming home soon i just keep wondering when will it be my turn when will i be cooking 4 two ** i said cooking not eating 4 two lol**

Girl you are a mess. I wish I had some rum cream...or something. I can't believe that I haven't been on vacation all year. I'm used to two to three a year at least. My sister and her husband drove to Florida...I'm bored to death. I have a little over three weeks until A comes up. I don't know how I'm going to act knowing that we aren't saying goodbye to each other anymore. That has been such a big part of our relationship for the last 5 years.

I wonder if I can talk him into driving trucks if he starts working my nerves. LOL...I'm joking...sort of. I love my "me" time.

Do you poot around your man? What about in your sleep? I don't know why I decided to ask that question. LMAO.

LOL @ POOT

Well...I was trying not to say fart. LOL

lmfao btwn ur pills and my rum cream we are both a mess lmao damn i am really cracking up right now! im with u i love my me time and i have not lived with a man in over two years so i wonder how would that turn out??? plus im a lil spoiled because my ex waited on me hand and foot and i know jay aint with that washing panties ish lmao lmao ummm do i poot around j???? nope lmao i think that might be why i started having gastro problems in the first place!!! girl i am bad even if i had to do the numba 2 i would go out to the bathroom on the resort so i dont have to do it when he in the room i am sooooo werd!!! i think he only pooted in front of me like twice the first time it was in the morn and he was taking a leek and did it but i gave him a look thru the mirror and he closed the door lmao lmao ohhh that was funny the second time he was just like eww who did that but i ignored him! i hate farts lol

QUESTION: what if ur so claimed they had no fam in the country u r from but then when they got up here u fount out something different would you feel like it was done intentionally?

I don't poot around A...but I have had to do the #2 around him. I got a sour stomach once at his house and I couldn't stay out of the bathroom. He knows that I use feminine wipes and I take showers afterwards. That fool had the nerve to tell me to put on some granny panties like I would get poop on his sheets in my pon de rivas. LMAO I told him just for that...I'm going commando. :rofl:

We are very silly with each other. The first time he pooted around me he was all apologetic and embarrassed. When he realized I was cool...it became a free range poot fest for him. Sounding like a machine gun in the middle of the night...then he would put the pillow over his head and giggle. I just respond with "EWWWW...my mouth was open ole nasty!" He is okay with me using the bathroom but doesn't think women should poot...he said it makes you one of the guys then...nothing sexy about it. LOL

On to your question: I would be pissed because I would think he intentionally held information from me. My argument would be "Were you planning on dipping out on me after you got here?" I always ask that you tell me the truth...let me deal with it by making my own decisions...you don't have the right to make decisions for me by lying.

Jawi.....I am laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my face!!!!! Coincidentally Michael and I just got off the phone where one point of convo was if I was wearing "pon the river..pon the bank" or a thong.... Michael has NO PROBLEM pootn around me...he just acts silly and looks around saying ..."who did that?"

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

Is Heavy D Jamaican or Rasta? I just watched one of his latest videos on tv...I think it's the 2nd one I've seen from his new stuff and they were both to reggae/rasta beats. Just wondering where all of this was coming from since I don't remember him being into all of that years ago...ok...

[Shemmy 4]

Jawi, sounds like you could use some Fiber One bars.

Or some Activia or FiberOne cereal! Your tummy nah hurt after so long?

Nope...the doctors told me that all my medications would constipate me. I told him that I was used to that. The funny thing is that since my first surgery, I have been going at least 3 times a week...which is a small miracle for me. My sister will stay in the bathroom for hours...my butt goes numb if I sit there for longer than 10 minutes...I hate it.

Oh...another thing...I can't read and do it. I have to take off all my clothes...including jewelry...watch...rings...everything...or I won't be able to go.

That is funny because I told my co-worker to get a colonic because she had so many bathroom issues. She just called me and she feels 10 pounds lighter.

[My4rmylife 0]

deadbeats are everywhere...just like good fathers are too. i never had the impression that jamaican fathers are deadbeats...

I agree to that myself...my hubby ja friends who has kids are great fathers...ja men seem more proud to be fathers than men up here in the US to me...I could never get that impression that JA men are deadbeats...and my hubby has like 5 best friends and none of them have any kids (well one just had a baby girl yesterday and he was by her side the whole time and they live together)and they say they won't have any until they know they can provide...so they have their priorities as well...my hubby use to tell me that he could have been a father a long time ago but he didn't want any kids cause he knew he couldn't provide for them the way he wanted to...

WHAT I HAVE SEEN IS THAT THEY ARE GREAT FATHERS TOO. OUT OF ALL THE JAMAICAN MEN I KNOW THEY ALWAYS SEEMED TO DO MUCH MORE FOR THEIR KIDS THEN THE AMERICAN MEN I KNOW ...

[jamerican 2]

can someone tell me the difference between DS230 and DS3032

hmmm let's see...I can tell they added a number because one has two letters and 4 numbers. Oh I see...I see...the numbers are in a different order!

:proudface: What do I win?

JAWI.......STAY AWAY FROM THE DRUGS!!!!!!!!

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

Jawi, sounds like you could use some Fiber One bars.

Or some Activia or FiberOne cereal! Your tummy nah hurt after so long?

Nope...the doctors told me that all my medications would constipate me. I told him that I was used to that. The funny thing is that since my first surgery, I have been going at least 3 times a week...which is a small miracle for me. My sister will stay in the bathroom for hours...my butt goes numb if I sit there for longer than 10 minutes...I hate it.

Oh...another thing...I can't read and do it. I have to take off all my clothes...including jewelry...watch...rings...everything...or I won't be able to go.

That is funny because I told my co-worker to get a colonic because she had so many bathroom issues. She just called me and she feels 10 pounds lighter.

The thought of colonics scares me...I have a fear of losing all my insides--hence the reason I'm fearing giving birth when the time comes... It's that fear of losing complete control I think...

[jawi876 2]

Jawi.....I am laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my face!!!!! Coincidentally Michael and I just got off the phone where one point of convo was if I was wearing "pon the river..pon the bank" or a thong.... Michael has NO PROBLEM pootn around me...he just acts silly and looks around saying ..."who did that?"

I remember the first time A told me that dat red pon de riva sweet and sexy bad...I said what red pon de riva? I was like the dance? The dance is not sexy. He lifted my oversized t-shirt...and said nuh man...dis pon de riva. I started laughing so hard.

Is Heavy D Jamaican or Rasta? I just watched one of his latest videos on tv...I think it's the 2nd one I've seen from his new stuff and they were both to reggae/rasta beats. Just wondering where all of this was coming from since I don't remember him being into all of that years ago...ok...

Mi nuh knoa...

That is funny because I told my co-worker to get a colonic because she had so many bathroom issues. She just called me and she feels 10 pounds lighter.

If they could guarantee me 20-25...I would do it...I'm scared of anything going in...I barely let anything out...so I can just imagine the hysterics.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Is Heavy D Jamaican or Rasta? I just watched one of his latest videos on tv...I think it's the 2nd one I've seen from his new stuff and they were both to reggae/rasta beats. Just wondering where all of this was coming from since I don't remember him being into all of that years ago...ok...

is wah kinda question dis yah?

[Shemmy 4]

The thought of colonics scares me...I have a fear of losing all my insides--hence the reason I'm fearing giving birth when the time comes... It's that fear of losing complete control I think...

Not bad at all

[SupportOAFJF 0]

let poo be free..and an a so it go round yere..mine no ave no manners..i gotta poot i gotta poot all a work..and then i say excuse mi..is natural..mi no shame

mi gone a mi bed

[My4rmylife 0]

i say jamaican men because i have not had any experience with other men

but hearing so many of you talking about your men caring for their children is a shock to me honestly

your men are gems, they are exceptions

there are waaaaaay too many men who beleive its ok to just throw money at your child and not take care of them

its almost the norm that when they go away they will send money once in a while....and that's it

I have baby fathers that feel the same way...throw some $$ my way and they are a GREAT father. I could care less about the $$ because I will get out and work to provide for my babies. Yes, I won't sneeze at $$ contributions...but my oldest son's father has not paid a dime in CS in about 6 years...even with a child support order. I have not tried to have him locked up...because in the last 2 years, he has made a conscious effort to be in his son's life. They are bonding now...however, I still think the damage is already done.

When I talked to my kids about A coming to live with us. My oldest said "It's cool. I'm not used to my Dad being around anyway...so it will just go back to normal."

Now as far as my Jamaican man...I have seen and heard him beg to see his daughters. He went to Canada to work trying to provide for his girls. His roommates told me that he was at Western Union faithfully every month. They were actually upset because he would send an entire paycheck to her...and keep the other one for the month to pay bills in Canada, and he never had money to go out with them. Even with sending her $600 a month...she wouldn't even let him hear their voices over the phone. His family went to check on them for him, and she got into a fight with his mother...still refused to let him know anything about them. You know why she was doing all of this...because she thought he came to farrin with me.

He asked her if he could bring them to Canada with him...the answer was no. I watched him breakdown because he missed them so much with my own eyes. She told him if he wanted to come home and be a family then he would see his girls everyday.

How does a baby at the age of 3 know that daddy doesn't care about them anymore since he went to farrin and he doesn't put money in their bank book, or daddy didn't send nuff pretty clothes and slippas for her to touch the road? That's not a child speaking....that is a child repeating. His mother told me this...that his kids were saying this in public while he was in Canada working for them. What happened to the money? Why were they still hungry? I know $600 is not much...but it makes a dent every month if she was helping make ends meet.

what $600.00 isn't much...what am I missing...is that U.S. or if it's even Canadian...it is still more than she would get if he was there. because let's keep it real a lot of them weren't making that much anyway...and is she were working his money was doing a whole lot.

sHOUT 600 A MONTH IS WAY MORE THEN THE 241.0 IM ORDERED FOR BOTH MY KIDS

[jawi876 2]

You know its truly sad when a room full of beautiful women can be entertained by poopy conversation.

Let me ask a what if question...answer with the first thing that comes in your mind...don't try to answer with the most tactful answer. Ready? Here we go:

If you and your man were on the Titanic when it went down...and you were safe on the boat, would you try to get to him and rescue him knowing that there is a possibility others will overturn the boat trying to get on?

If you had a short knife, an oar and your hands, would you help your man get away from an attacking shark? If so, how would you do it?

[Mrs. Palmer 5]

Is Heavy D Jamaican or Rasta? I just watched one of his latest videos on tv...I think it's the 2nd one I've seen from his new stuff and they were both to reggae/rasta beats. Just wondering where all of this was coming from since I don't remember him being into all of that years ago...ok...

is wah kinda question dis yah?

Wah yuh sey Kimmy!? Mi wan kno if di man a bawn yardie or his family fram yaad? Mi nah remember him singing wid all dese reggae beats fram back inna day! Now he sound like a cross between Serani & Jah Cure

[jamerican 2]

You know its truly sad when a room full of beautiful women can be entertained by poopy conversation.

Let me ask a what if question...answer with the first thing that comes in your mind...don't try to answer with the most tactful answer. Ready? Here we go:

If you and your man were on the Titanic when it went down...and you were safe on the boat, would you try to get to him and rescue him knowing that there is a possibility others will overturn the boat trying to get on?

If you had a short knife, an oar and your hands, would you help your man get away from an attacking shark? If so, how would you do it?

Michael is an excellent swimmer...I call him shark boy so....NO...I know he would be ok...LOL!!!he would catch up....

Is Heavy D Jamaican or Rasta? I just watched one of his latest videos on tv...I think it's the 2nd one I've seen from his new stuff and they were both to reggae/rasta beats. Just wondering where all of this was coming from since I don't remember him being into all of that years ago...ok...

is wah kinda question dis yah?

Wah yuh sey Kimmy!? Mi wan kno if di man a bawn yardie or his family fram yaad? Mi nah remember him singing wid all dese reggae beats fram back inna day! Now he sound like a cross between Serani & Jah Cure

if mi memba correctly...he is Jamaican