Streetlights on Demand

[natty bumppo 297]

mawilson are you jealous you didn't think of it first or cranky cos your anti-baby thread is on hold?

No, I just think it's a really stupid solution.

Oh good You recognize when I'm pulling the cats tail.

uh oh ... don't let mags catch you doing that to a cat.

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

Come on, people, it's f*cking retarded.

You have to dial in a flippin code for each stretch of the road you want lit???

i think a button would be a better idea than cell phones too. however, motion detectors can be aimed - and calibrated for small children on up. if an animal sets it off, what's the problem? it would indicate to cars that someone or something is in the area and to be very cautious.

[natty bumppo 297]

Come on, people, it's f*cking retarded.

You have to dial in a flippin code for each stretch of the road you want lit???

i think a button would be a better idea than cell phones too. however, motion detectors can be aimed - and calibrated for small children on up. if an animal sets it off, what's the problem? it would indicate to cars that someone or something is in the area and to be very cautious.

and with enough animals in an area ... what's the point of the motion sensors? the lights will always be on.

[HAL 9000 96]

Come on, people, it's f*cking retarded.

You have to dial in a flippin code for each stretch of the road you want lit???

i think a button would be a better idea than cell phones too. however, motion detectors can be aimed - and calibrated for small children on up. if an animal sets it off, what's the problem? it would indicate to cars that someone or something is in the area and to be very cautious.

exactly

the calibration can be set for ON at a given trip point. anything smaller, no activation.

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

Come on, people, it's f*cking retarded.

You have to dial in a flippin code for each stretch of the road you want lit???

i think a button would be a better idea than cell phones too. however, motion detectors can be aimed - and calibrated for small children on up. if an animal sets it off, what's the problem? it would indicate to cars that someone or something is in the area and to be very cautious.

and with enough animals in an area ... what's the point of the motion sensors? the lights will always be on.

and those animals that are large enough (child size or better) to set off a properly calibrated sensor are not ones you'd want to hit with your car either........

[natty bumppo 297]

Come on, people, it's f*cking retarded.

You have to dial in a flippin code for each stretch of the road you want lit???

i think a button would be a better idea than cell phones too. however, motion detectors can be aimed - and calibrated for small children on up. if an animal sets it off, what's the problem? it would indicate to cars that someone or something is in the area and to be very cautious.

and with enough animals in an area ... what's the point of the motion sensors? the lights will always be on.

and those animals that are large enough (child size or better) to set off a properly calibrated sensor are not ones you'd want to hit with your car either........

very true.

the lights used in the OP turn on within seconds of the command (full intensity?) and remain of for 15 minutes.

using a sensor ... heck ... the neighborhood kids will keep playing with the sensors to test sensitivity and see how long the lights would remain on

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

Come on, people, it's f*cking retarded.

You have to dial in a flippin code for each stretch of the road you want lit???

i think a button would be a better idea than cell phones too. however, motion detectors can be aimed - and calibrated for small children on up. if an animal sets it off, what's the problem? it would indicate to cars that someone or something is in the area and to be very cautious.

and with enough animals in an area ... what's the point of the motion sensors? the lights will always be on.

and those animals that are large enough (child size or better) to set off a properly calibrated sensor are not ones you'd want to hit with your car either........

very true.

the lights used in the OP turn on within seconds of the command (full intensity?) and remain of for 15 minutes.

using a sensor ... heck ... the neighborhood kids will keep playing with the sensors to test sensitivity and see how long the lights would remain on

until their parents yell at them.

[natty bumppo 297]

Come on, people, it's f*cking retarded.

You have to dial in a flippin code for each stretch of the road you want lit???

i think a button would be a better idea than cell phones too. however, motion detectors can be aimed - and calibrated for small children on up. if an animal sets it off, what's the problem? it would indicate to cars that someone or something is in the area and to be very cautious.

and with enough animals in an area ... what's the point of the motion sensors? the lights will always be on.

and those animals that are large enough (child size or better) to set off a properly calibrated sensor are not ones you'd want to hit with your car either........

very true.

the lights used in the OP turn on within seconds of the command (full intensity?) and remain of for 15 minutes.

using a sensor ... heck ... the neighborhood kids will keep playing with the sensors to test sensitivity and see how long the lights would remain on

until their parents yell at them.

then the older kids will show up ... and the drinking games will begin

[Amby 490]

mawilson are you jealous you didn't think of it first or cranky cos your anti-baby thread is on hold?

No, I just think it's a really stupid solution.

Yeah I thought the cell phone thing was a really stupid idea. It just seems like way more effort than I'd want to put into getting the lights on. Maybe that was the point though? They wanted to make it a pain in the azz to turn them on and then most people would just walk without the lights on.

[mawilson 2,133]

mawilson are you jealous you didn't think of it first or cranky cos your anti-baby thread is on hold?

No, I just think it's a really stupid solution.

Yeah I thought the cell phone thing was a really stupid idea. It just seems like way more effort than I'd want to put into getting the lights on. Maybe that was the point though? They wanted to make it a pain in the azz to turn them on and then most people would just walk without the lights on.

Hmm. Or maybe it's a premium rate line that costs €20 per minute which - even if you disconnect

immediately - remains connected for a minimum of 5 minutes costing you €100.

[jundp 191]

It has been my experience that while German engineering is fabulous and German efficiency is often as well, they also tend to make things a bit more difficult than needed...

[scandal 951]

mawilson are you jealous you didn't think of it first or cranky cos your anti-baby thread is on hold?

I didn't get the memo!!! anti-baby is on hold???

[mawilson 2,133]

mawilson are you jealous you didn't think of it first or cranky cos your anti-baby thread is on hold?

I didn't get the memo!!! anti-baby is on hold???

Thanks to you, you jackass.

[scandal 951]

mawilson are you jealous you didn't think of it first or cranky cos your anti-baby thread is on hold?

I didn't get the memo!!! anti-baby is on hold???

Thanks to you, you jackass.

Dead-baby jokes FTW!

[Mrs.J06 4]

It has been my experience that while German engineering is fabulous and German efficiency is often as well, they also tend to make things a bit more difficult than needed...

Say it ain't so!

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