Summer Classes for Men

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Summer Classes for Men at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

by Friday, June 26, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

at 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Open Forum

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.

Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[Niels Bohr 72]

One thing is women love shopping more than men. I don't know what is the big deal. I see a pair of shoes that is technomic (techno-functional), I buy. I see clothes that fits me, I buy.

My wife, when I see a pair of shoes that can be used over several terrain, she hates it. When I find her a pair of clothes that fits, she hates (even if I said it looks good). She spend hours in the shopping mall, only to leave empty handed. Her response, I couldn't find anything that suits me.

I tell her, you need to go back to basics. Only get things that is technomic, nor socio-technomic.

[R de la R 2]

Summer Classes for Men at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

by Friday, June 26, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

at 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Open Forum

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.

Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[natty bumppo 297]

One thing is women love shopping more than men. I don't know what is the big deal. I see a pair of shoes that is technomic (techno-functional), I buy. I see clothes that fits me, I buy.

My wife, when I see a pair of shoes that can be used over several terrain, she hates it. When I find her a pair of clothes that fits, she hates (even if I said it looks good). She spend hours in the shopping mall, only to leave empty handed. Her response, I couldn't find anything that suits me.

I tell her, you need to go back to basics. Only get things that is technomic, nor socio-technomic.

time to change tactics.

let her shop ... and you can pick her up later while you do your thing. solves the problem.

[100% Al Ahly Fan 53]

Darn it! My husband missed sign up! When are make up classes?

[Ihavequestions 419]

Darn it! My husband missed sign up! When are make up classes?

Mine doesn't need these classes anyway. He needs something along the lines of....

AVOID THE CONFUSION: Saying "Want tea" is not foreplay

HERE'S THE TRASH CAN: Shee-sha remnants do not belong in the kitchen sink

APPROPRIATE COLOGNE USE: No, people shouldn't have to taste it

[Ban Hammer 13,336]

Summer Classes for Women...

Note: Due to the Complexity and Difficulty Level of Their Contents, Class Sizes Will Be Limited to 8 Participants Maximum.

* Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

* Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Complaining About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

* Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

* Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

* Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

* Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

* Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

* Class 8 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

* Class 9 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

* Class 10 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

* Class 11 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

* Class 12 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

* Class 13 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

[Scott & Lai 12]

Darn it! My husband missed sign up! When are make up classes?

Time and location TBA (which is fundmentally different from T&A)

Edited July 1, 2009 by Scott & Lai

[msu17 0]

Summer Classes for Women...

Note: Due to the Complexity and Difficulty Level of Their Contents, Class Sizes Will Be Limited to 8 Participants Maximum.

* Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

* Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Complaining About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

* Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

* Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

* Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

* Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

* Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

* Class 8 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

* Class 9 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

* Class 10 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

* Class 11 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

* Class 12 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

* Class 13 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Ewww, shop at walmart??? And people still use curling irons? And you complain about purses being too big until we have something you want or you don't want to carry something we can fit in there

[Niels Bohr 72]

I have to say, what is wrong with shopping at wal-mart? The clothes at other stores Macy, Sears, JCPenny, etc... all came from, if not, most from China, Cambodia, Laos, Vientam, Thailand, India, Pakistan, etc...If you goto these places, the clothes aren't worth more than 2-3 bucks.

Americans love being ripped off. The bigger the rip off, the better. Nike shoes for example.

Anyway, what the hell is the big deal with purses?

[~*Maria*~ 1]

Ya forgot about one that most men are allergic to!!..............................

The Washing Machine!!

My SO does not even know how to turn the damn thing on, many times i've tried to show him how to use it.... but alls i get is a blank stare.

Edited July 1, 2009 by ~*Maria*~

[Ban Hammer 13,336]

Ya forgot about one that most men are allergic to!!..............................

The Washing Machine!!

My SO does not even know how to turn the damn thing on, many times i've tried to show him how to use it.... but alls i get is a blank stare.

but that's women's work

[~*Maria*~ 1]

Ya forgot about one that most men are allergic to!!..............................

The Washing Machine!!

My SO does not even know how to turn the damn thing on, many times i've tried to show him how to use it.... but alls i get is a blank stare.

but that's women's work

Ok Charles, lets put it this way k?

If the woman of the house had a serious accident and could no longer do household duties like........... cooking, cleaning, "Laundry" etc etc, shouldn't the male of the species learn how to use basic items like a stove, washing machine, vaccum cleaner etc? or would he (the hubby) expect the woman of the house (wifey) to still do the above mentioned or would he hire a maid?

[Ban Hammer 13,336]

Ya forgot about one that most men are allergic to!!..............................

The Washing Machine!!

My SO does not even know how to turn the damn thing on, many times i've tried to show him how to use it.... but alls i get is a blank stare.

but that's women's work

Ok Charles, lets put it this way k?

If the woman of the house had a serious accident and could no longer do household duties like........... cooking, cleaning, "Laundry" etc etc, shouldn't the male of the species learn how to use basic items like a stove, washing machine, vaccum cleaner etc? or would he (the hubby) expect the woman of the house (wifey) to still do the above mentioned or would he hire a maid?

then that's where mom and mil come into the picture.

[_Simpson_ 250]

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Complaining About It for 3 Hours?

Yes, exactly!! And why not put it up for us after your done?

Edited July 1, 2009 by looking_up