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Pinocchio Liberal   268

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When it comes to some here, their ladies definitely need to use them. No names in particular of course.

i will admit to it. my half incher can't please anyone.

ok, who's next?

Call the 800 number on the package!

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I bought my wife a vibrator so I could spend more time here.

great plan

It keeps us both happy.

LOL. I need to buy my husband something so I can spend more time here.

Try a sheep. They are quite popular here. Ask Scandal, he has several.

:thumbs::devil:

But I'm selling my flock, gotta make room for the missus showing up this weekend.

She doesn't do sheep.

Are you sure this is what you want? You want to leave all of this for a woman? :crying:

It's a huge sacrifice. I've thought quite hard about it.

But yes... the sheep must go.

I may just keep a few little lambs around though :unsure:

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I bought my wife a vibrator so I could spend more time here.

great plan

It keeps us both happy.

LOL. I need to buy my husband something so I can spend more time here.

Try a sheep. They are quite popular here. Ask Scandal, he has several.

:thumbs::devil:

But I'm selling my flock, gotta make room for the missus showing up this weekend.

She doesn't do sheep.

Are you sure this is what you want? You want to leave all of this for a woman? :crying:

It's a huge sacrifice. I've thought quite hard about it.

But yes... the sheep must go.

I may just keep a few little lambs around though :unsure:

I'll bet you have. :rofl:

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Ok, ladies....which do you prefer - a life-like ####### (but doesn't vibrate) or a little nub that vibrates, if you had to choose between the two?

the little nub that vibrates of course. :whistle: its not the size but in the number of times you can make it rise.

I bought my wife a vibrator so I could spend more time here.

great plan

It keeps us both happy.

LOL. I need to buy my husband something so I can spend more time here.

Try a sheep. They are quite popular here. Ask Scandal, he has several.

:thumbs::devil:

But I'm selling my flock, gotta make room for the missus showing up this weekend.

She doesn't do sheep.

Are you sure this is what you want? You want to leave all of this for a woman? :crying:

It's a huge sacrifice. I've thought quite hard about it.

But yes... the sheep must go.

I may just keep a few little lambs around though :unsure:

someone once said a chicken is so much better :secret:

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So I guess this is only an after hours thread???

Scandal you won't be needing those lambs come Friday? Or wait or maybe?? :whistle:

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