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:o why do you hate babies!!!

Uh DUH? Why do we all hate babies? :P

oh #######... forgot about that..... :whistle:

charles is a dad though, he needs to gtfo this thread:P

Wait, can i stay until mine makes its debut? :(

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:o why do you hate babies!!!

Uh DUH? Why do we all hate babies? :P

oh #######... forgot about that..... :whistle:

charles is a dad though, he needs to gtfo this thread:P

Wait, can i stay until mine makes its debut? :(

p.s. i still make the weight requirement for SkinnyB!tch Airlines.

Hmmmm.... just cuz it's you :P

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If I wanted sh!tty diaper stories, I would go to the (*shudder*) Baby Corner thread. I looked in there once and it was so horrifying I had to go get my hair done and drink cosmos with my childfree/pre-children friends to banish the visions of doom I saw in there.

Wait, can i stay until mine makes its debut? sad.gif

p.s. i still make the weight requirement for SkinnyB!tch Airlines.

Yes, but not a day longer. :)

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If I wanted sh!tty diaper stories, I would go to the (*shudder*) Baby Corner thread. I looked in there once and it was so horrifying I had to go get my hair done and drink cosmos with my childfree/pre-children friends to banish the visions of doom I saw in there.

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:o why do you hate babies!!!

Uh DUH? Why do we all hate babies? :P

oh #######... forgot about that..... :whistle:

charles is a dad though, he needs to gtfo this thread:P

and you have an adopted daughter........ :whistle:

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If I wanted sh!tty diaper stories, I would go to the (*shudder*) Baby Corner thread. I looked in there once and it was so horrifying I had to go get my hair done and drink cosmos with my childfree/pre-children friends to banish the visions of doom I saw in there.

Wait, can i stay until mine makes its debut? sad.gif

p.s. i still make the weight requirement for SkinnyB!tch Airlines.

Yes, but not a day longer. :)

You SAW $hit in there? Really? I have been writing in the Baby corner for over 2 years now and have never once seen $hit in there, neither have I seen anything else bad in there. Must have been your unlucky day. Hope the hairdresser didn't screw up your hair.

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but getting special treatment because you can't keep your thighs shut or afford condoms is another. Jeebus.

It's true. All people who have babies are either sluts, or poor people. OMG. Or poor sluts.

Now my secret is out.

until nessa and i come by for a visit :whistle: here's the baby and the diaper bag we're gonna go see the seattle space needle kthxbai!

Cool -- I will just put Ben nekkid in the sink for the whole time :P

She lies. She'll just bring Ben to my house to 'visit' with me and conveniently leave the room when he needs a diaper change...I'm onto you Lenita.

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No, he didn't. With the money I save not lavishing disposable cash on a mewling and puking babe, I can afford to go to a hairdresser who gets it right. Afterwards, my hairdresser and I go and eat babies and wash them down with lashings of gin. Yum!

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but getting special treatment because you can't keep your thighs shut or afford condoms is another. Jeebus.

It's true. All people who have babies are either sluts, or poor people. OMG. Or poor sluts.

Now my secret is out.

until nessa and i come by for a visit :whistle: here's the baby and the diaper bag we're gonna go see the seattle space needle kthxbai!

Cool -- I will just put Ben nekkid in the sink for the whole time :P

She lies. She'll just bring Ben to my house to 'visit' with me and conveniently leave the room when he needs a diaper change...I'm onto you Lenita.

:blush: busted..... :P

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but getting special treatment because you can't keep your thighs shut or afford condoms is another. Jeebus.

It's true. All people who have babies are either sluts, or poor people. OMG. Or poor sluts.

Now my secret is out.

No wonder you are so mad...you should try sex every now and then. It's a great release for anger toward other people.

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I am, for now, on the anti-baby wagon. Seeing as I am marrying a Japanese person and in Japan 'marriage' is also a secret code word for 'make babies', we'll see how this is going to work out. I told him that he can have a horse instead. Anybody would want a horse more than a baby, right? I mean... they can run faster and all. And you can't ride your baby.

I don't know. My fencesitting sister is teaching me that horses are a very expensive hobby even if you try to do it on a budget with some beat up half-breed nag. :P They live a good 25-30 years, so not a commitment you make on a whim. They also smell an awful lot and you have to shovel their sh*t indefinitely. At least at some point, children grow out of that. But on the upside, you can eat the horse if you get tired of thing. ;)

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If I wanted sh!tty diaper stories, I would go to the (*shudder*) Baby Corner thread. I looked in there once and it was so horrifying I had to go get my hair done and drink cosmos with my childfree/pre-children friends to banish the visions of doom I saw in there.

OMG I missed this :rofl:

I love my spa... they do not let you bring in yo-kids. :)

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I love my spa... they do not let you bring in yo-kids. :)

Len, I love my kids, but no spa should ever EVER allow kids in. That's why I will go to a spa...to get away!

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