*Anti-Baby Corner*

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I think we should b1tchslap Nelly. There, I said it too

sister jundp: I love the little creatures just fine; just don't want one of my own ... the world is just not ready for that

[The_Dude 1,142]

I think we should b1tchslap Nelly. There, I said it too

sister jundp: I love the little creatures just fine; just don't want one of my own ... the world is just not ready for that

Nor is science

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I think we should b1tchslap Nelly. There, I said it too

sister jundp: I love the little creatures just fine; just don't want one of my own ... the world is just not ready for that

Nor is science

stfu n00b

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I think we should b1tchslap Nelly. There, I said it too

Yeah, I'm tired of Nelly and her sh!t. I bet she's the kinda momma who dresses her kid in Gucci and has one of those off-road strollers that cost more than a car. #### you and your designer baby accessories, Nelly.

Edited to add (you gotta be sh!ttin' me):

Edited July 2, 2009 by Empress of Groovy

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I think we should b1tchslap Nelly. There, I said it too

Yeah, I'm tired of Nelly and her sh!t. I bet she's the kinda momma who dresses her kid in Gucci and has one of those off-road strollers that cost more than a car. #### you and your designer baby accessories, Nelly.

Do you think Nelly will name the kid something cool + groovy like "Broccoli"? Or would it be one of those Tommy Hillfigger names

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I think we should b1tchslap Nelly. There, I said it too

Yeah, I'm tired of Nelly and her sh!t. I bet she's the kinda momma who dresses her kid in Gucci and has one of those off-road strollers that cost more than a car. #### you and your designer baby accessories, Nelly.

Do you think Nelly will name the kid something cool + groovy like "Broccoli"? Or would it be one of those Tommy Hillfigger names

Maybe we should start a poll: Name Nelly's kid.

I'm thinking something waspy, like Thurston. But she'd be quick to add, "It's my grandfather's name," like that's an excuse.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I think we should b1tchslap Nelly. There, I said it too

Yeah, I'm tired of Nelly and her sh!t. I bet she's the kinda momma who dresses her kid in Gucci and has one of those off-road strollers that cost more than a car. #### you and your designer baby accessories, Nelly.

Do you think Nelly will name the kid something cool + groovy like "Broccoli"? Or would it be one of those Tommy Hillfigger names

Maybe we should start a poll: Name Nelly's kid.

I'm thinking something waspy, like Thurston. But she'd be quick to add, "It's my grandfather's name," like that's an excuse.

or perhaps "Carlisle"

[Staashi 371]

You know Sister Joyce, I'd like to also say one thing - Nelly is a fvcking idiot for having a kid at 41. Yeah, I said it. I went there. You know why??? Cuz pregnancy is a beyotch and it totally fvcks up your body. And I'm not talking about weight - sheesh weight is easy. Plus, if Nelly is 41 her age can totally ** up her kid. I was 34 when I got pregnant and you would have thought I committed a crime with the way the doctors were circling me about this pregnancy. But, all of a sudden I wised up real quick - pregnancy isn't just some easy peasy, every woman does it, it's the most natural thing in the world bullsh!t - it's a truly medical situation, and I don't think alot of people realize that. If your health isn't stellar, you could be utterly and completely farked and your kid too. Pregnancy can kill you and that is the truth. It is only because we have decent medical care that women and their babies might have a fighting chance at living. That is why I think if you're wanting a kid have one - but try to do it at a reasonable age (before 38/39), if you don't, well then do everything you can not to get knocked up.

I think you're being over-dramatic - lots of women have children in their 40's these days. 40 is the new 20.

In fact, I think it's silly to have a kid in your 20's and 30's. If you're going to do it, wait till your life is over.

40 might be the new 20, but your ovaries and eggs are still 40. Your body is still 40, your uterus, organs, and all the other stuff your body and baby needs is over 40. You most likely started menstruating at 13, so for more than 25 years your body has been saying - I'm good for a baby. After a certain time, your reproductive organs are going to start shutting down, and good for them - they've been working non-stop forever and now they're ready for retirement. That's not drama, that's the truth.

I think we should b1tchslap Nelly. There, I said it too

Yeah, I'm tired of Nelly and her sh!t. I bet she's the kinda momma who dresses her kid in Gucci and has one of those off-road strollers that cost more than a car. #### you and your designer baby accessories, Nelly.

Do you think Nelly will name the kid something cool + groovy like "Broccoli"? Or would it be one of those Tommy Hillfigger names

Maybe we should start a poll: Name Nelly's kid.

I'm thinking something waspy, like Thurston. But she'd be quick to add, "It's my grandfather's name," like that's an excuse.

OMG!!!! I want to name Nelly's kid...Chudleigh.

[Dr. Obvious 49]

@ diaper comments: I still gag and want to vomit when I have to change them. Being a Mom did NOT change that for me! I hate diapers!!

seriously? i have no problems at all. it's not that stinky in the first place

I didn't think it got bad until it was solid-based poop (around 13-14 months for my kid). Then, when they get that special age, be prepared for them to dig for gold when you least expect it and smear it all over the wall. Now that is a smell that takes awhile to clear.

I thought infant poop smelled a lot like...Chicken McNuggets.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

OMG!!!! I want to name Nelly's kid...Chudleigh.

Yessss!

Chudleigh Carlisle Thurston

I bet he grows up to be a putz.

[Nagishkaw 510]

Ewwwwwwwww!

[mawilson 2,133]

OMG!!!! I want to name Nelly's kid...Chudleigh.

Yessss!

Chudleigh Carlisle Thurston

I bet he grows up to be a putz.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

OMG!!!! I want to name Nelly's kid...Chudleigh.

Yessss!

Chudleigh Carlisle Thurston

I bet he grows up to be a putz.

OMG!! HE could be the next preppy murderer

[Nagishkaw 510]

Throckmorton.

[Staashi 371]

OMG!!!! I want to name Nelly's kid...Chudleigh.

Yessss!

Chudleigh Carlisle Thurston

I bet he grows up to be a putz.

ROFLMAO!