*Anti-Baby Corner*

[mawilson 2,133]

This is a thread for people who

- don't want babies, think babies are retarded, or even hate babies

- think there are way too many babies here already and we could lose a few

- don't think that "babies are a miracle"

- want to travel and enjoy their lives

- don't want their houses to smell like dirty diapers

- would like to sleep past 6am without a screaming baby as an alarm clock

...

All welcome!

[Nik+Heather 121]

- don't want babies (They turn into tweens -> teenagers!!!)

- don't think that "babies are a miracle" (but they are hard work)

- want to travel and enjoy their lives

- don't want their houses to smell like dirty diapers

- would like to sleep past 6am without a screaming baby as an alarm clock

These last two, I have cats, so sometimes the litter box smells, and I'm frequently awoken at dawn with "It's light outside, time to feed me! FEEEED ME!!" meows.

Nik and I have "the list" of all the places we would like to go be tourists. Can't wait to have the money and time to start working on that!!

[mawilson 2,133]

Thanks!

There must be other reasons why people choose not to have babies - I'd love to hear them.

[almaty 19]

*waiting for platy and mags*

babbies sux..and need to be banned from all means of public transportation

Edited July 1, 2009 by almaty

[mawilson 2,133]

Keep it coming, guys. We have 181 pages to go to beat the Baby Corner thread

[Ban Hammer 13,344]

i'm off to the post office to send mawilson some dirty diapers.

[mawilson 2,133]

i'm off to the post office to send mawilson some dirty diapers.

They'll smell worse when the post-office sends them back to you

[Ban Hammer 13,344]

i'm off to the post office to send mawilson some dirty diapers.

They'll smell worse when the post-office sends them back to you

they'll be marked as "madeoff's files"

[jundp 191]

Wait. Do people stop traveling when they have babies?!

Dude, I just took my kids with me

[mawilson 2,133]

Wait. Do people stop traveling when they have babies?!

Dude, I just took my kids with me

No, but traveling with babies should be illegal.

[Sarah and Aris 0]

This is a thread for people who

- don't want babies (for another 10 years )

- want to travel and enjoy their lives

- don't want their houses to smell like dirty diapers

- would like to sleep past 6am without a screaming baby as an alarm clock

...

All welcome!

Ha excellent thread B) ...I'm in.

[mawilson 2,133]

Yay!

[Nagishkaw 510]

Babies should be banned from going out in public. They squawk too much and are worse than a poodle on steroids.

[justashooter 430]

my wife says she's too hot to pup out a kid. at 27 years age, 5'1, 105#, 30Dx20x30 in a size 1, she just sits in front of the mirror whenever she thinks about having kids. that being said, her sister is a hot MILF at the age of 25, maybe 95#, but not much up top. when i can figure out how to get that second K1 under the mormon rulez we gonna fix that.

no worries for me. i just watched my youngest graduate. still, think of all that wasted genetic potential...

Edited June 30, 2009 by justashooter

[Nik+Heather 121]

Wait. Do people stop traveling when they have babies?!

Dude, I just took my kids with me

No, but traveling with babies should be illegal.

Totally! Heck, if they annoy the ####### out of me, just think what they do to the people who have to be around them at all points in the trip. Also, why waste money on those who don't appreciate it anyway? I was a little brat who whined and sniffled my way all around Germany looking at "stupid boring churches". And when I was at home, I was just a little brat who whined and sniffled.

I have other plans in my life, and no room in my time or monetary budget for extra curricular activities, tons of child accessories, medical costs, or college. I don't want to have to be home at certain times. I don't want it to be a huge production when I want to go out for an evening.

Don't get me wrong, I don't hate babies - I think they are cute and all, but they just aren't for me. I'll leave the baby-making to the people who actually want them.