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brnidokiegurl Grand Master

brnidokiegurl   0

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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Dear

> Consumas:

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>

>

> It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the

> Windows

> XP New Joisey Edition may have been shipped

> outsida Joisey. If ya got one a dese, youse may need some

> help unnerstanin da commands. Da Joisey edition may be

> recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads:

> "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha a Hoboken .

> When youse start da program, instead a da usual stringy like

> music, you hear a little Springsteen. It's also shipped

> wit a Sopranos screen sava. Please also note:

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>

>

> *Recycle bin is labeled

> " Newark "

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>

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> *My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa"

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>

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> *The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk"

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>

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> *Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked",

> "Erased" or "Rubbed Out"

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> *Control Panel is known as "The Bosses"

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>

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> * Performing an "illegal operation" is known as

> "Enhancin' da Family Business" and will

> actually maximize da program instead a shuttin' it down

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>

>

> *Hard Drive is referred to as "Da Turnpike on Da Way

> to Da Sh

> ore"

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>

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> *Instead of an error message, "You Ain't Gonna

> Friggin' Believe Dis'" pops up.

>

>

>

> Changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition:

>

> OK . . . . Sure ting

>

> Cancel .. . . . Fugetaboutit

>

> Reset ... . . . Start ova

>

> Yes . . . . Yeah

>

> No . . . . Nah

>

> Find . . . ... Put a Contract Out On it

>

> Browse . . . . Get a Looksee

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> Back . . . . U-Toin

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> Help .. .. . . Get Your Own Friggin' Ansa

>

> Stop . . . ...Knock it Off

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> Start . . . . Move it

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> Settings . ... . . Here's da Rules

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>

>

> We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you

> mistakenly got a copy of the Joisey Edition (not). You may

> return it to Microsoft for a

> replacement version. You gotta problem wit dat?

>

> --------------------

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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caybee Proficient

caybee   21

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:lol:

I'm the USC.

11/05/2007........Conditional permanent residency effective date.

01/10/2008........Two-year green card in hand.

08/08/2009........Our son was born <3

08/08/2009........Filed for removal of conditions.

12/16/2009........ROC was approved.

11/05/2010........Eligible for Naturalization.

03/01/2011........Separated.

11/05/2012........Eligible for Naturalization.

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Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

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:lol:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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AlHayatZween Experienced

AlHayatZween   2

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*Instead of an error message: "You Ain't Gonna Friggin' Believe Dis'" pops up.

:thumbs:

Ha!

This should be Joisey, the senior edition. I don't know nobody below 40 who talks like this.

oh... :blush:

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AlHayatZween Experienced

AlHayatZween   2

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Fine, AHZ - I take it back.

Sorry, you can take the girl out of Jersey, but you can't ... :innocent:

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AlHayatZween Experienced

AlHayatZween   2

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Fine, AHZ - I take it back.

Sorry, you can take the girl out of Jersey, but you can't ... :innocent:

So when are you moving to Louisiana?

End of the month, inchallah. i will be sure to write a post as i may be off radar for a time.

In the meantime, how to fit all the AquaNet in the suitcase...

:jest:

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