Somali Cruises

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Welcome to Somali Cruises

It's like a safari, only better

"Safari" is the Swahili word for adventure and that's just what we have in store for you.

We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat.

The boat departs from Mombasa (Kenya) and docks at Djibouti harbor (in Djibouti).

Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before June 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice.

Our guarantee

We guarantee adventure

We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.

http://www.somalicruises.com/

[alienlovechild 75]

That might really attract tourists looking for a thrill. It would discourage further attacks if people on deck turned the area in a shooting gallery. It is self defense and the Somalians don't have a working government capable of protesting.

[Ban Hammer 13,643]

i'll put this on my christmas list

[100% Al Ahly Fan 53]

Sounds like one hell of an family vacation!

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Who wants to split a 30 second session?

Twin mounted miniguns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire.

Edited June 28, 2009 by LuckyStrike

[rooster 1]

Who wants to split a 30 second session?

Twin mounted miniguns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire.

I'll go halves with you.

[ScottThuy 140]

Welcome to Somali Cruises

It's like a safari, only better

"Safari" is the Swahili word for adventure and that's just what we have in store for you.

We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat.

The boat departs from Mombasa (Kenya) and docks at Djibouti harbor (in Djibouti).

Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before June 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice.

Our guarantee

We guarantee adventure

We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.

http://www.somalicruises.com/

OMG this is great.... I needed a good deep laugh...