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[Marilyn. 340]

for anybody who is interested here is the whole series of vids.. I thought they were humorous... my cousin is only in one of them though, The Nerd Pun Test" one...

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=9A7C2824E91B42A8

[Kathryn41 3,205]

Now, I'm going to remember that interesting little tidbit next time the Jehovah Witness come to the door - maybe I can convince them than I am not converting for their own good!

[The_Dude 1,142]

He was raised a jehovah but he converted a few years ago.

I do remember that.

Wait don't jehovah's believe that there is only a certain number of spots in heaven? Does anyone have an exact number??

if there are only so many spots why are they always trying to convert people... wouldn't having more jehovahs possibly ruin your chances at getting in??

He didn't actually convert to Islam. It was sort of a scam on his part.

On another note...... everyone watching the MJ memorial, even though it is forbidden is clogging up the interwebz today. They have T.V.'s on with it all over the place and everyoen wants to watch it at their desks.

[Ban Hammer 13,335]

snags another two for my after lunch snack.

Back off! Get your own timbits!!!!! *takes the last one*

[BermyCat 1]

He was raised a jehovah but he converted a few years ago.

I do remember that.

Wait don't jehovah's believe that there is only a certain number of spots in heaven? Does anyone have an exact number??

if there are only so many spots why are they always trying to convert people... wouldn't having more jehovahs possibly ruin your chances at getting in??

For some reason I think it's 40,000. Maybe you get points for how many people you've converted.

~ Catherine

[TimandJoyce 1]

On another note...... everyone watching the MJ memorial, even though it is forbidden is clogging up the interwebz today. They have T.V.'s on with it all over the place and everyoen wants to watch it at their desks.

*ducking her head from all the boos and hisses*

I think I'm the only one not watching.....

[The_Dude 1,142]

He was raised a jehovah but he converted a few years ago.

I do remember that.

Wait don't jehovah's believe that there is only a certain number of spots in heaven? Does anyone have an exact number??

if there are only so many spots why are they always trying to convert people... wouldn't having more jehovahs possibly ruin your chances at getting in??

For some reason I think it's 40,000. Maybe you get points for how many people you've converted.

~ Catherine

I think it's actually 110,000. Funny thing about that is that there are roughly 7 million members.

[Sprailenes 47]

He was raised a jehovah but he converted a few years ago.

I do remember that.

Wait don't jehovah's believe that there is only a certain number of spots in heaven? Does anyone have an exact number??

if there are only so many spots why are they always trying to convert people... wouldn't having more jehovahs possibly ruin your chances at getting in??

For some reason I think it's 40,000. Maybe you get points for how many people you've converted.

~ Catherine

I think it's actually 110,000. Funny thing about that is that there are roughly 7 million members.

Lets go ask the salamander... I am sure he'll know... oh wait thats mormon!

[The_Dude 1,142]

It's 144,000

[Sprailenes 47]

Hey guys... I don't think Michael is getting into heaven.

I think him and his ego combined may outnumber 144,000.

[Sprailenes 47]

You know how you get song lyrics screwed up??

Well for the longest time, up until today actually, I thought the lyrics for 'heal the world' was:

Heal the world...

Make it a better place..

For you and for me and the ANTI human race.

For real. I just figured out what they are really saying and I am all: "WHOA THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE!"

Edited July 7, 2009 by Sprailenes

[TimandJoyce 1]

You know how you get song lyrics screwed up??

Well for the longest time, up until today actually, I thought the lyrics for 'heal the world' was:

Heal the world...

Make it a better place..

For you and for me and the ANTI human race.

For real. I just figured out what they are really saying and I am all: "WHOA THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE!"

*actually never heard that song*...but it's so funny how we we hear words.

There's a song at work."walk 500 miles" or something like that. I don't know who sings it, but I'm almost positive there is a line that says..

"I'll be the man that upsets cows"....

Now I know that's not right, but it sure sounds like it!

[Marilyn. 340]

just wanted to mention that there is this soda that my hubby loves that doesn't have HFCS.... the brand is called Hansens .. we have tried a few flavours but the one he seems to like the most is Mandarin Lime ... tastes kind of like orange crush but a million times better...

I just bought some today at Big Lots .. they were $2 for 6 cans.... usually they are about $2.50 and up for 6 cans.. so I bought all they had.. about 24 cans

[The_Dude 1,142]

just wanted to mention that there is this soda that my hubby loves that doesn't have HFCS.... the brand is called Hansens .. we have tried a few flavours but the one he seems to like the most is Mandarin Lime ... tastes kind of like orange crush but a million times better...

I just bought some today at Big Lots .. they were $2 for 6 cans.... usually they are about $2.50 and up for 6 cans.. so I bought all they had.. about 24 cans

Have you tried Jarritos Marilyn? They are the best i've had. Pure cane sugar too

[Marilyn. 340]

yeah I think so.. they were ok but wasn't crazy about it..