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Sleepy day here.. got to bill someone a couple hundred bucks just to listen to them aurgue about what I was going to do for awhile... that was fun.

Would have been more fun if I could have done it with a pillow.

The border guard going into Canada gave me a _really_ hard time this time. She started asking lots of questions regarding my proof that I was going to return... it was late or I would have noticed what she was doing.

At one point she went "SIR YOU _DOO_ KNOW THE PENALTIES FOR ILLEGALLY IMMIGRATING INTO CANADA?!?"

Good thing I was sitting down. My face went red and I was stammering. Thankfully I had a copy of my NOA2 to prove that Peachey was moving down, not me up.

Still, she didn't have to be so mean.. I answered every question quickly, truthfully, and "correctly."

After I cross the border, calls get super expensive. So I pulled over and txt'd Peachey... when I txt I try to shorten stuff... so I texted Peachey

"Borderguard thought I was trying to pull a Kittyfang."

Montreal Interviewer: "What do you have in common with each other?"

Peachey: "We're REALLY weird."

Montreal Interviewer (incredulously to me): "Do you agree with that?"

<I think back to several days before the interview. Driving through the country, passing a field with cows...>

Peachey: "MOOOO! MOOOOO! Does this make me weird?"

Me: "No, well yes. Here, let me roll down the windows so they can hear you better!"

Peachey: "MOOOOO!!!!"

<back to interview>

Me: "Yes, yes I do."

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Sleepy day here.. got to bill someone a couple hundred bucks just to listen to them aurgue about what I was going to do for awhile... that was fun.

Would have been more fun if I could have done it with a pillow.

The border guard going into Canada gave me a _really_ hard time this time. She started asking lots of questions regarding my proof that I was going to return... it was late or I would have noticed what she was doing.

At one point she went "SIR YOU _DOO_ KNOW THE PENALTIES FOR ILLEGALLY IMMIGRATING INTO CANADA?!?"

Good thing I was sitting down. My face went red and I was stammering. Thankfully I had a copy of my NOA2 to prove that Peachey was moving down, not me up.

Still, she didn't have to be so mean.. I answered every question quickly, truthfully, and "correctly."

After I cross the border, calls get super expensive. So I pulled over and txt'd Peachey... when I txt I try to shorten stuff... so I texted Peachey

"Borderguard thought I was trying to pull a Kittyfang."

HAHAHAHAHA!!! :rofl:

Montreal: BEAT!!! Approved!!!!!

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Sleepy day here.. got to bill someone a couple hundred bucks just to listen to them aurgue about what I was going to do for awhile... that was fun.

Would have been more fun if I could have done it with a pillow.

The border guard going into Canada gave me a _really_ hard time this time. She started asking lots of questions regarding my proof that I was going to return... it was late or I would have noticed what she was doing.

At one point she went "SIR YOU _DOO_ KNOW THE PENALTIES FOR ILLEGALLY IMMIGRATING INTO CANADA?!?"

Good thing I was sitting down. My face went red and I was stammering. Thankfully I had a copy of my NOA2 to prove that Peachey was moving down, not me up.

Still, she didn't have to be so mean.. I answered every question quickly, truthfully, and "correctly."

After I cross the border, calls get super expensive. So I pulled over and txt'd Peachey... when I txt I try to shorten stuff... so I texted Peachey

"Borderguard thought I was trying to pull a Kittyfang."

Poast of the week! :lol:

Donne moi une poptart!

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I laughed for a good 5 minutes after I got the text message. It twas very funneh.

12/31/2009 - Marriage

07/21/2010 - AOS approved

08/04/2010 - Green Card received (and it's actually green!)

05/30/2012 - Sent ROC packet to VSC

06/08/2012 - Received NOA1 for ROC (Dated 06/04/2012)

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varba -- you officially rock!!!!!

Well, KF would be please to know that she'll forever be memorialized into Canadian vernacular!

:)

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July 8, 2009 to August 10, 2009 - 28 days

Interview Assigned - December 3, 2009 - FINALLY!!

Medical - December 14, 2009 - Passed

Embassy/Interview - January 26, 2010 Montreal, Quebec Canada - 167 days PASSED!!!

Port of Entry - February 26, 2010 Baltimore International, Maryland

USCIS -- ROC package sent off

November 26, 2011 to Vermont station November 30, 2011 received NOA1December 16, 2011 received biometrics appointment.

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September 22, 2012 RFE responded to

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varba -- you officially rock!!!!!

Well, KF would be please to know that she'll forever be memorialized into Canadian vernacular!

:)

Oh I am. I tried to do the same thing once, but... somehow, I just can't bash on people, even when their situation is different than mine. See, I did things the wrong way, and I admit it. But, I don't go around making myself feel better by picking on them. ;)

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11/03/10 ------- AoS (I-130/I-485) Package mailed out (Priority Mail)

11/07/10 ------- AoS Package received and singed for

11/10/10 ------- NOA1 received for I-130, I-485 and I-765 (emails)

11/12/10 ------- NOA1 received for I-130, I-485 and I-765 (hard copies)

11/12/10 ------- Touches on I-130, I-485 and I-765

11/19/10 ------- Biometrics appointment letter received

12/06/10 ------- RFE for I-693 (I think the issue is that it was not signed. Called USCIS and will receive a letter in a few days explaining)

12/13/10 ------- Biometrics done

12/16/10 ------- EAD card in production (email)

12/20/10 ------- Received "Letter of Explanation" for RFE (Service Request to expedite my case. Called USCIS and was told to ignore that and just send in response to RFE.)

12/22/10 ------- Touch (Email for Post Decision Activity on EAD saying that a letter of approval has been mailed out)

12/24/10 ------- Received EAD in the mail

12/27/10 ------- Applied for SSN

12/31/10 ------- Received Interview letter

01/03/11 ------- Received SSN card in the mail

01/07/11 ------- Mailed out response to RFE (I-693)

01/15/11 ------- Email confirming USCIS received RFE response

01/31/11 ------- Approved!

Pre-Adjustment of Status:

2006 -------- Met Online

02/07 ------- Visited him in the U.S. for what was suppose to be a few weeks (Came in with birth certificate and health card. Health card expired a few months after)

08/07 ------- Decided to get married because we didn't want to be apart (in the U.S.)

10/10 ------- USCIS Medical Done

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Varba   0

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The border guard going into Canada gave me a _really_ hard time this time. She < snip >

As soon as I got to that last word ("she") I knew what your problem was. lol

Hmm?

Montreal Interviewer: "What do you have in common with each other?"

Peachey: "We're REALLY weird."

Montreal Interviewer (incredulously to me): "Do you agree with that?"

<I think back to several days before the interview. Driving through the country, passing a field with cows...>

Peachey: "MOOOO! MOOOOO! Does this make me weird?"

Me: "No, well yes. Here, let me roll down the windows so they can hear you better!"

Peachey: "MOOOOO!!!!"

<back to interview>

Me: "Yes, yes I do."

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Sleepy day here.. got to bill someone a couple hundred bucks just to listen to them aurgue about what I was going to do for awhile... that was fun.

Would have been more fun if I could have done it with a pillow.

The border guard going into Canada gave me a _really_ hard time this time. She started asking lots of questions regarding my proof that I was going to return... it was late or I would have noticed what she was doing.

At one point she went "SIR YOU _DOO_ KNOW THE PENALTIES FOR ILLEGALLY IMMIGRATING INTO CANADA?!?"

Good thing I was sitting down. My face went red and I was stammering. Thankfully I had a copy of my NOA2 to prove that Peachey was moving down, not me up.

Still, she didn't have to be so mean.. I answered every question quickly, truthfully, and "correctly."

After I cross the border, calls get super expensive. So I pulled over and txt'd Peachey... when I txt I try to shorten stuff... so I texted Peachey

"Borderguard thought I was trying to pull a Kittyfang."

OMFG! :rofl:

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The border guard going into Canada gave me a _really_ hard time this time. She < snip >

As soon as I got to that last word ("she") I knew what your problem was. lol

Hmm?

You had a female officer. I hate getting female officers. They're almost always more difficult to deal with.

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The border guard going into Canada gave me a _really_ hard time this time. She < snip >

As soon as I got to that last word ("she") I knew what your problem was. lol

Hmm?

You had a female officer. I hate getting female officers. They're almost always more difficult to deal with.

Reported!! sexist. Now go and censor your post :rofl:

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