Clothing Conversion from Russian to US

[johnj 0]

slim, not all american women are round. don't be a hater

Slim's not a hater just a realist. Keep it real slim, tell it like it is!!!

Actually, Slim is right, not all are round, some are pear.

If anyone needs to know, I am "in shape", "round is a shape"

[amberdima 6]

slim, not all american women are round. don't be a hater

Slim's not a hater just a realist. Keep it real slim, tell it like it is!!!

as a realist, i could say, most american men throwing bones to young foreign women are old. and/or fat. but i won't be a douchebag because stereotypes are #######- and i'm awesome. poka

slim, not all american women are round. don't be a hater

Slim's not a hater just a realist. Keep it real slim, tell it like it is!!!

Actually, Slim is right, not all are round, some are pear.

If anyone needs to know, I am "in shape", "round is a shape"

and some of us will die dwelling on shapes while others live life for what's real. keep it real russian forum.

[slim 1,530]

Yeah I can vouch for the American sizes being larger... Anna took me shopping while I was there and I tried to get into an XL... I looked like a Hot dog split on the ends. It's bad when they have to go to the back room to dig for your size because they don't sell that many XXL or 3XL shirts...

I'm just big boned!

After a work luncheon today (where they bought us lunch before anouncing the continuance of a 3% pay cut) I decided I'd start announcing (in Cartman voice, and in homage to the upcoming Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Competition) "I'm not fat, I'm just in training for my competitive eating circuit."

Slim's not a hater just a realist. Keep it real slim, tell it like it is!!!

Word up!

as a realist, i could say, most american men throwing bones to young foreign women are old. and/or fat. but i won't be a douchebag because stereotypes are #######- and i'm awesome. poka

Well, I'm getting older, and I am fat, so I personify the stereotype daily. I'm not one of those guys that will even begin to pretend that my wife would've been with me under other circumstances. I'm an old, fat, rich American, and she's a young, hot Russian. It is what it is, I don't understand why people try to claim otherwise.

[amberdima 6]

as a realist, i could say, most american men throwing bones to young foreign women are old. and/or fat. but i won't be a douchebag because stereotypes are #######- and i'm awesome. poka

Well, I'm getting older, and I am fat, so I personify the stereotype daily. I'm not one of those guys that will even begin to pretend that my wife would've been with me under other circumstances. I'm an old, fat, rich American, and she's a young, hot Russian. It is what it is, I don't understand why people try to claim otherwise.

geez---now 30's old. you're killing me over here. thanks for making me realize how old and fat i am. wish i was rich. why the he!! did dima come here?

[slim 1,530]

Belarus may be opposite from Russia. Maybe you're the young hot chick and he's the rich old fat guy!