White male seeking sexy Asian women

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I had a crush on my japanese-brazilian capoeira instructor, oh my, so hot. we made out a few times, first base only

(yes, I was a virgin back then)

. I was extremely attracted to him, so were all the other girls in the group, but I was the one he asked out, and I know what you think, you probably didn't know he asked all the other girls out too, yes i knew, he didn't live in our city, but every time he was there I was the one going out with him because I was super super hot back then, 17 years old, perfect toned body, college freshman, i miss that. Anyway, i'm blahbing. He was the only asian i was ever attracted to. I think it was more of a power thing, because he was the ''mestre'', and less of a physical attraction, just like my muay thai instructor, that was african-brazilian, so so hot, well, that one wasn't only power hot, he was all hot. But my preference overall is white western male, I confess.

But I thought you were only four foot eight?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I had a crush on my japanese-brazilian capoeira instructor, oh my, so hot. we made out a few times, first base only

(yes, I was a virgin back then)

. I was extremely attracted to him, so were all the other girls in the group, but I was the one he asked out, and I know what you think, you probably didn't know he asked all the other girls out too, yes i knew, he didn't live in our city, but every time he was there I was the one going out with him because I was super super hot back then, 17 years old, perfect toned body, college freshman, i miss that. Anyway, i'm blahbing. He was the only asian i was ever attracted to. I think it was more of a power thing, because he was the ''mestre'', and less of a physical attraction, just like my muay thai instructor, that was african-brazilian, so so hot, well, that one wasn't only power hot, he was all hot. But my preference overall is white western male, I confess.

Too bad Charles is a little 4'11" Himalayan yak herder.

He had her at yak.

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

I had a crush on my japanese-brazilian capoeira instructor, oh my, so hot. we made out a few times, first base only

(yes, I was a virgin back then)

. I was extremely attracted to him, so were all the other girls in the group, but I was the one he asked out, and I know what you think, you probably didn't know he asked all the other girls out too, yes i knew, he didn't live in our city, but every time he was there I was the one going out with him because I was super super hot back then, 17 years old, perfect toned body, college freshman, i miss that. Anyway, i'm blahbing. He was the only asian i was ever attracted to. I think it was more of a power thing, because he was the ''mestre'', and less of a physical attraction, just like my muay thai instructor, that was african-brazilian, so so hot, well, that one wasn't only power hot, he was all hot. But my preference overall is white western male, I confess.

Too bad Charles is a little 4'11" Himalayan yak herder.

He had her at yak.

Edited June 16, 2009 by charles!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I had a crush on my japanese-brazilian capoeira instructor, oh my, so hot. we made out a few times, first base only

(yes, I was a virgin back then)

. I was extremely attracted to him, so were all the other girls in the group, but I was the one he asked out, and I know what you think, you probably didn't know he asked all the other girls out too, yes i knew, he didn't live in our city, but every time he was there I was the one going out with him because I was super super hot back then, 17 years old, perfect toned body, college freshman, i miss that. Anyway, i'm blahbing. He was the only asian i was ever attracted to. I think it was more of a power thing, because he was the ''mestre'', and less of a physical attraction, just like my muay thai instructor, that was african-brazilian, so so hot, well, that one wasn't only power hot, he was all hot. But my preference overall is white western male, I confess.

Too bad Charles is a little 4'11" Himalayan yak herder.

He had her at yak.

The goat herders and yak herders of this world are never fully appreciated.

Skilled Captain Aloysius the Goat Herder

[scandal 951]

I had a crush on my japanese-brazilian capoeira instructor, oh my, so hot. we made out a few times, first base only

(yes, I was a virgin back then)

. I was extremely attracted to him, so were all the other girls in the group, but I was the one he asked out, and I know what you think, you probably didn't know he asked all the other girls out too, yes i knew, he didn't live in our city, but every time he was there I was the one going out with him because I was super super hot back then, 17 years old, perfect toned body, college freshman, i miss that. Anyway, i'm blahbing. He was the only asian i was ever attracted to. I think it was more of a power thing, because he was the ''mestre'', and less of a physical attraction, just like my muay thai instructor, that was african-brazilian, so so hot, well, that one wasn't only power hot, he was all hot. But my preference overall is white western male, I confess.

Too bad Charles is a little 4'11" Himalayan yak herder.

He had her at yak.

The goat herders and yak herders of this world are never fully appreciated.

Skilled Captain Aloysius the Goat Herder

Hey! What about the child molesters?? Sheesh.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

You're on your own with that one, Mr. Letterman.

[trinket 30]

About the dominating/submissive part, I am sure more dominant than he is, not just sexually but otherwise too. I voice myself out more loudly, I always had and I think I will continue to do so.

SisterTrinketji,

He's afraid u gunna cut him!

Om Shanti!

MarkNAAmSivaji

Yes, he is hiding in the closet because god knows when his abusive wife may come with a knife and attack him

[alienlovechild 75]

He was the only asian i was ever attracted to.

That's pretty picky to exclude the males from an entire continent.

[Teacher Mark 53]

Nice post Steven.

Edited June 17, 2009 by Mr. Saigon

[Teacher Mark 53]

yeap, he can google and respond better than anyone...

Shhhh...Charles doesn't want us to pick on Shooter anymore.

Come on, didn't your mom teach you that it's not nice to pick on the retarded kid in school?

I am sorry,,, I am just trying to fix our broken immigration policy,,, one Filipina at a time

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Asian women are subservient ....... not!

[Teacher Mark 53]

Men should hold onto dongs, due to recent slashes

Doctors are reporting an increase in the number of men being rushed to hospital after their sexual organs have been cut off by jealous wives or girlfriends.

The good news for the castrated men is that the amputated organ can be successfully reattached if it is preserved properly.

Cho Ray and Binh Dan hospitals in Ho Chi Minh City have admitted several such cases lately.

Cho Ray recently admitted a forty-year-old man from Tay Ninh Province whose jealous wife had done the dirty deed.

It was the girlfriend who took him to the hospital along with his severed member in a plastic bag inside an icebox, while the shaken and contrite wife went straight to the police.

TO PRESERVE A SEVERED BODY PART:

Put it in a clean plastic bag

Add 0.9 percent salt water (standard saline solution)

Place the bag in an icebox and take it to the hospital

Do not let the severed body part come into direct contact with the ice

The doctors who reattached his ####### say it was only successful because the girlfriend had preserved it properly for the 12 hours it took to get the man to hospital.

In another case, a fifty-year-old man in HCMC was admitted to Binh Dan Hospital for the same reason.

This time the culprit was the girlfriend while the ####### preserver and the one who took him to hospital was the wife.

Dr. Nguyen Thanh Nhu of Binh Dan Hospital says the surgery was successful as the man had reached hospital around one hour after the incident.

Other cases turn out poorly for the man as the wife continues to vent her anger by throwing out the severed member for some dog to eat, or putting it in boiling water to cook for a while.

Dr. Duong Quang Vu of Cho Ray Hospital, who has become a specialist in reconnecting severed penises, says jealousy is usually the motive, but not always.

On Wednesday, Dr. Vu reattached the ####### of a mentally ill man from Dong Nai Province who had cut it off in a fit of derangement. The man’s father had preserved the organ properly and taken it and his son to hospital.

The operation to reattach a severed ####### is complicated, says Dr. Vu, because the doctors must reconnect arteries, veins, nerves and other tiny parts.

“Now that we’re experienced, the operation takes about two and a half hours. It used to take up to four hours.”

His colleague Dr. Tran Ngoc Sinh says 80 to 90 percent of penile function is restored if the operation goes well.

Erections return about a month after surgery but ejaculation may be delayed and the ####### could be a little smaller than before.

Four out of five operations are successful, according to Dr. Sinh.

The failures mostly result from improper storage of the severed #######.

Dr. Sinh also mentions that it’s impossible to make the organ longer during the operation.

Reported by Thanh Tung

http://www.thanhniennews.com/healthy/?cati...mp;newsid=48173

[almaty 19]

I had a crush on my japanese-brazilian capoeira instructor, oh my, so hot. we made out a few times, first base only

(yes, I was a virgin back then)

. I was extremely attracted to him, so were all the other girls in the group, but I was the one he asked out, and I know what you think, you probably didn't know he asked all the other girls out too, yes i knew, he didn't live in our city, but every time he was there I was the one going out with him because I was super super hot back then, 17 years old, perfect toned body, college freshman, i miss that. Anyway, i'm blahbing. He was the only asian i was ever attracted to. I think it was more of a power thing, because he was the ''mestre'', and less of a physical attraction, just like my muay thai instructor, that was african-brazilian, so so hot, well, that one wasn't only power hot, he was all hot. But my preference overall is white western male, I confess.

Too bad Charles is a little 4'11" Himalayan yak herder.

He had her at yak.

\

that was funny

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Men should hold onto dongs, due to recent slashes

Doctors are reporting an increase in the number of men being rushed to hospital after their sexual organs have been cut off by jealous wives or girlfriends.

The good news for the castrated men is that the amputated organ can be successfully reattached if it is preserved properly.

Cho Ray and Binh Dan hospitals in Ho Chi Minh City have admitted several such cases lately.

Cho Ray recently admitted a forty-year-old man from Tay Ninh Province whose jealous wife had done the dirty deed.

It was the girlfriend who took him to the hospital along with his severed member in a plastic bag inside an icebox, while the shaken and contrite wife went straight to the police.

TO PRESERVE A SEVERED BODY PART:

Put it in a clean plastic bag

Add 0.9 percent salt water (standard saline solution)

Place the bag in an icebox and take it to the hospital

Do not let the severed body part come into direct contact with the ice

The doctors who reattached his ####### say it was only successful because the girlfriend had preserved it properly for the 12 hours it took to get the man to hospital.

In another case, a fifty-year-old man in HCMC was admitted to Binh Dan Hospital for the same reason.

This time the culprit was the girlfriend while the ####### preserver and the one who took him to hospital was the wife.

Dr. Nguyen Thanh Nhu of Binh Dan Hospital says the surgery was successful as the man had reached hospital around one hour after the incident.

Other cases turn out poorly for the man as the wife continues to vent her anger by throwing out the severed member for some dog to eat, or putting it in boiling water to cook for a while.

Dr. Duong Quang Vu of Cho Ray Hospital, who has become a specialist in reconnecting severed penises, says jealousy is usually the motive, but not always.

On Wednesday, Dr. Vu reattached the ####### of a mentally ill man from Dong Nai Province who had cut it off in a fit of derangement. The man’s father had preserved the organ properly and taken it and his son to hospital.

The operation to reattach a severed ####### is complicated, says Dr. Vu, because the doctors must reconnect arteries, veins, nerves and other tiny parts.

“Now that we’re experienced, the operation takes about two and a half hours. It used to take up to four hours.”

His colleague Dr. Tran Ngoc Sinh says 80 to 90 percent of penile function is restored if the operation goes well.

Erections return about a month after surgery but ejaculation may be delayed and the ####### could be a little smaller than before.

Four out of five operations are successful, according to Dr. Sinh.

The failures mostly result from improper storage of the severed #######.

Dr. Sinh also mentions that it’s impossible to make the organ longer during the operation.

Reported by Thanh Tung

http://www.thanhniennews.com/healthy/?cati...mp;newsid=48173

As I have always feared: Women cannot be trusted with sharp implements.

Edited June 17, 2009 by Mister_Bill

[Chica Yeyé 41]

As I have always feared: Women cannot be trusted with sharp implements.

you rang?