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Ohioans ticketed for parking in own driveways

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Bobby+Umit Mentor

Bobby+Umit   161

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Just be sure to notify the authorities within 60 minutes if your pet tiger chews its way through the chicken wire again ;)

But I can't - since I can't ride my cow down the street, or my powered wheel vehicle...

And they would find out about my 10 women living in my house... :whistle:

Hmmm - maybe if I wait till July 4th, then I can ...

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i think once umit finds out about that, you'll need protective custody :jest:

I just have to pair them down... They are just living in the house - nothing more... :whistle:

:o

So next people will start paving their driveways 'cus the mayor is a azz? Wow there's gotta be a lawsuit there somewhere! Obviously common sense is part of any law, like the 5 women in a house one (to prevent a brothel forming I guess).

No - to stop men from going crazy.. anymore than 5 women in the same house, :blink:

My Advice is usually based on "Worst Case Scenario" and what is written in the rules/laws/instructions. That is the way I roll... -Protect your Status - file before your I-94 expires.

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Trumplestiltskin Grand Master

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Akron:

No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.

OMG This is my favorite!!!! :rofl:

ohai, would it offend you if I solicited lesbian sex from you??? yes?? okthxbai :rofl:

Didn't Borat do that - sidle up to some random woman and ask "how much".

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Bobby+Umit Mentor

Bobby+Umit   161

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Akron:

No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.

OMG This is my favorite!!!! :rofl:

ohai, would it offend you if I solicited lesbian sex from you??? yes?? okthxbai :rofl:

Didn't Borat do that - sidle up to some random woman and ask "how much".

Different genders - so ok by this law :thumbs:

My Advice is usually based on "Worst Case Scenario" and what is written in the rules/laws/instructions. That is the way I roll... -Protect your Status - file before your I-94 expires.

WARNING: Phrases in this post may sound meaner than they were intended to be. Read the Adjudicator's Field Manual from USCIS

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So next people will start paving their driveways 'cus the mayor is a azz? Wow there's gotta be a lawsuit there somewhere! Obviously common sense is part of any law, like the 5 women in a house one (to prevent a brothel forming I guess).

just don't have 3 daughters and let your wife invite the MIL for a visit ...

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