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tmma Experienced

tmma   467

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Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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difference between obama and jesus.......jesus was a carpenter, whereas obama can't even put together a cabinet.

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Gary and Alla   3,694

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1. God does not think he is Obama

2. Liberals love Obama

3. Obama gets better press coverage

Yuk. Yuk. ......... Yuk.

I am not even religious myself (so much for being born in the Texas "bible belt") but I thought it funny, and I am never one to pass up a good joke at anyone's expense. :lol:

difference between obama and jesus.......jesus was a carpenter, whereas obama can't even put together a cabinet.

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VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

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1. God does not think he is Obama

2. Liberals love Obama

3. Obama gets better press coverage

4. God gave us 'freewill'. Obama gave us 'welfare'...<weak play on words...humor me please people!>

I always end up on the God side :innocent:

Peace OT!

MarkNAAm

1. God does not think he is Obama

2. Liberals love Obama

3. Obama gets better press coverage

Yuk. Yuk. ......... Yuk.

Brother Scandal - Spoken like a true Chicago boy! :whistle:

Peace!

MarkNAAm

“Acquire the spirit of peace, and a thousand souls around you will be saved.” - Saint Seraphim of Sarov

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"The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?” - Pablo Casals

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5.) Obama thinks he has all the answers, God actually has all the answers.

No. Actually it's VJ conservatives that have all the answers. :P

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7.) Obama wants all your money, God wants.... oh wait scratch that :devil:

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