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China's equivalent of eBay has banned an online trader from selling the saliva of pretty teenage girls.

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The seller claimed the saliva was a 'tonic' and was asking the equivalent of £2 a small bottle, reports Hunan Online.

Listings for the bottles included pictures of the 18-year-old girls the saliva was supposedly taken from.

However, auction house Taobao.com deleted the listings after receiving dozens of complaints from web surfers.

The retailer, whose name was given as Zhou, said he had only been interested in testing the popularity of his ideas.

He now wants to market girls' drool instead - but admits that so far he has failed to sell one bottle of either product.

"The drool was all collected from 18-year-old pretty girls when they were sleeping. And buyers can pay later after they certified the authenticity of this product," he said.

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China's equivalent of eBay has banned an online trader from selling the saliva of pretty teenage girls.

1509503.jpg

The seller claimed the saliva was a 'tonic' and was asking the equivalent of £2 a small bottle, reports Hunan Online.

Listings for the bottles included pictures of the 18-year-old girls the saliva was supposedly taken from.

However, auction house Taobao.com deleted the listings after receiving dozens of complaints from web surfers.

The retailer, whose name was given as Zhou, said he had only been interested in testing the popularity of his ideas.

He now wants to market girls' drool instead - but admits that so far he has failed to sell one bottle of either product.

"The drool was all collected from 18-year-old pretty girls when they were sleeping. And buyers can pay later after they certified the authenticity of this product," he said.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3359120.html?menu=

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I wonder if she could spit when shes bein split?

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I was wondering how they can authenticate it?

Viscocity! How well it stands up to a good beating :devil:

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Guess it beats buying their panties like we would do here.

For a fee, I can sell you their panties drenched in their saliva... guaranteed to be genuine or your money back (*)

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Somehow, I'm not surprised that somebody would think of this...

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Just nasty.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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just wrong.



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Do y'all remember that girl on ebay that tried to sell her virginity??

Good idea. I wouldn't have done it, but good idea nonetheless.

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Do y'all remember that girl on ebay that tried to sell her virginity??

Good idea. I wouldn't have done it, but good idea nonetheless.

i'm waiting for her to sell her mon cheri. :pop:

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