Silliness

[Dina 0]

This thread is for jokes, no bashing or picking apart anything anyone has to say, there are plenty of other threads for that.

On with the silliness:

Water and Wine an Education

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking WINE (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop

WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of Poop, drink WINE!!!

It is better to drink wine and talk poop than to drink water and be full of poop

There is no need to thank me for this very valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.

edit: forgot about the language filter.

Edited July 3, 2006 by Dina

[scumpi 0]

This thread is for jokes, no bashing or picking apart anything anyone has to say, there are plenty of other threads for that.

On with the silliness:

Water and Wine an Education

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking WINE (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop

WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of Poop, drink WINE!!!

It is better to drink wine and talk poop than to drink water and be full of poop

There is no need to thank me for this very valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.

edit: forgot about the language filter.

Don`t worry about the lack of language filter,it doesn`t give us E.coli

[Dina 0]

LOL it wasn't the LACK of a filter that was the problem! The forum filtered out the S word with ##### so I replaced it with poop.