Jack Bauer Facts

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Jack Bauer sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Jack Bauer

There has not been a terrorist attack in the United States since Jack Bauer first appeared on television.

Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer's attacks!

Jack Bauer refused a syringe at a blood bank. Instead, he asked for a gun and a bucket

Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.

Jack Bauer once lost reception on his cell phone. 24 hours later AT&T announced that it would have more bars in more places.

If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12.

Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

#### the kings horses and #### the kings men. Jack can put Humpty back together again.

http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/facts/top

[Peikko 1,575]

Is this the self same Jack Bauer who is the inspiration for a terrible line in camping gear?

I have no idea who he is/was/wannabe though.

Edited June 12, 2009 by Madame Cleo

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Its an increasingly silly anti-terrorist action show on Fox - with a dodgy political angle (basically - one big right-wing porno trip).

[Peikko 1,575]

So, nothing to do with the camping Jack Bauer then?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

So, nothing to do with the camping Jack Bauer then?

I think that's Eddie Bauer.

[Peikko 1,575]

I think you might be right *hits self on head smilie*

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

I think you might be right *hits self on head smilie*

noob!

[Peikko 1,575]

I thought that was the bashing someone else on the head smiley. Clearly, it's the schizophrenic self bashing smiley. Nice, but still not quite what I had in mind

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

I thought that was the bashing someone else on the head smiley. Clearly, it's the schizophrenic self bashing smiley. Nice, but still not quite what I had in mind

you're sounding like booyah........

[Otto 83]

[Peikko 1,575]

I thought that was the bashing someone else on the head smiley. Clearly, it's the schizophrenic self bashing smiley. Nice, but still not quite what I had in mind

you're sounding like booyah........

It's a strange and twisted world in your head Charles

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

I thought that was the bashing someone else on the head smiley. Clearly, it's the schizophrenic self bashing smiley. Nice, but still not quite what I had in mind

you're sounding like booyah........

It's a strange and twisted world in your head Charles

tell me some good points about australia while you're at it.

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Jack Bauer sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Jack Bauer

There has not been a terrorist attack in the United States since Jack Bauer first appeared on television.

Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer's attacks!

Jack Bauer refused a syringe at a blood bank. Instead, he asked for a gun and a bucket

Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.

Jack Bauer once lost reception on his cell phone. 24 hours later AT&T announced that it would have more bars in more places.

If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12.

Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

#### the kings horses and #### the kings men. Jack can put Humpty back together again.

http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/facts/top

Saludos,

Caro

[Saddle Bronc 124]

Is this the self same Jack Bauer who is the inspiration for a terrible line in camping gear?

I have no idea who he is/was/wannabe though.

Are you confoozling between Jack and Eddie?

[pedroh 21]

jack bauer is pure ownage