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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Colombia
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Found it :rofl:

There once was a circumcision doctor who decided at one point in his career

to begin saving and preserving all of the foreskins he accumulated from the

operations he performed. One day, he decided he would take them all to a

leatherworker to see if something could be done with them. The

leatherworker assured him that he would be

able to come up with something very unique. Reassured, the doctor went on

his way with great joy and anticipation about his foreskin project. About a

week later, the leatherworker showed up at the hospital with the results of

his labor, and proudly handed the doctor a wallet. Indignant, the doctor

registered his objection, "You mean to tell me that I gave you all of those

foreskins and you could only make me a WALLET?" "You don't understand,"

said the leatherworker, " When you stroke it, it becomes a suitcase."

Edited by NArocks

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Colombia
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And I puffy heart all Men that do also paying close attention to the clit :lol:

Edited by NArocks

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Thailand
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And I puffy heart all Men that do also paying close attention to the clit :lol:

I've decided to dedicate my VJ posting for today to the art of rug munching.

I just posted in C4C thread on the subject too.

Probably my favorite Sopranos episode is the one where Uncle Junior goes down to Boca with his mistress and delights her with his artful tongue.

When his secret gets out back home, all the guys give him heck for it.

I don't know why cunnilingus gets the ghey reputation it has amongst tough guys. I'm guessing most ladies would associate masterful oral pleasure with a great and masculine lover!

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Colombia
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BRB :lol: paying a visit to my dolphin :rofl:

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


Filed: Country: United Kingdom
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I don't know why cunnilingus gets the ghey reputation it has amongst tough guys. I'm guessing most ladies would associate masterful oral pleasure with a great and masculine lover!

Because gay people don't find the female pudenda attractive?

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Thailand
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I don't know why cunnilingus gets the ghey reputation it has amongst tough guys. I'm guessing most ladies would associate masterful oral pleasure with a great and masculine lover!

Because gay people don't find the female pudenda attractive?

See that just doesn't make sense.

Guys who enjoy giving oral sex want to get right down and personal with their lady's Veejay - smell it, taste it, lick it, eat it. That's gotta be the most heterosexual behavior I can imagine, not the least big gay.

Filed: Country: United Kingdom
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I don't know why cunnilingus gets the ghey reputation it has amongst tough guys. I'm guessing most ladies would associate masterful oral pleasure with a great and masculine lover!

Because gay people don't find the female pudenda attractive?

See that just doesn't make sense.

Guys who enjoy giving oral sex want to get right down and personal with their lady's Veejay - smell it, taste it, lick it, eat it. That's gotta be the most heterosexual behavior I can imagine, not the least big gay.

Please stop. :dead:

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Colombia
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rugmuncher.jpg

Why is it that the only one who can stop the crying is the one who started it in the first place?



More Complete Story here
My Saga includes 2 step sons
USC Married 4/2007 Colombian on overstay since 2001 of B1/B2 visa
Applied 5/2007 Approved GC in Hand 10/2007
I-751 mailed 6/30/09 aapproved 11/7/09 The BOYS I-751 Mailed 12/29/09 3/23/10 Email approval for 17 CR 3/27/10
4/14/10 Email approval for 13 yr Old CR 4/23/10

Oldest son now 21 I-130 filed by LPR dad ( as per NVC CSPA is applying here )
I-130 approved 2/24
Priority date 12/6/2007
4/6/2010 letter from NVC arrives to son dated 3/4/2010
5/4/10 received AOS and DS3032 via email
9/22/10 Interview BOG Passed
10/3/10 POE JFK all went well
11/11/10 GC Received smile.png


 

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