It must be love, Russian style

[AKguy 1]

I'm going to get shot for saying this....

Anna was staying with me last summer. She was using the restroom in my house and she called my name. I didn't think anything of it and opened the door... WTH? Are you really standing/squatting on my toilet?? I cleaned it last week! For that I received a "Hey! What you doing!". Which I tried to play off with my smooth self, "Just trying to catch a peek".

I thought if it was good enough for her, I should at least try it. 6 stitches in my head after I tried to stand on the seat, ripping it off the bowel and crashing into the tub. I guess the Russians are just better at balancing. Yes that's a joke... my scars will never tell the truth!

[mox 298]

The advantage of the squat-over-the-seat maneuver is that even the largest...er...solid bits...can't create enough splash-back to nail you in the pooter. This is important if you're prone to screaming like a girl when cold water hits you square in the pooter. Or...so I'm told.

[johnj 0]

The advantage of the squat-over-the-seat maneuver is that even the largest...er...solid bits...can't create enough splash-back to nail you in the pooter. This is important if you're prone to screaming like a girl when cold water hits you square in the pooter. Or...so I'm told.

I prefer the Scud missile approach, shot it at an angle so the splash black goes toward the rear wall. It takes a bit more effort to shoot with pressure a,,er,,solid bits but I find I prefer that to the splash back

Edited June 29, 2009 by john and natalya

[mox 298]

The advantage of the squat-over-the-seat maneuver is that even the largest...er...solid bits...can't create enough splash-back to nail you in the pooter. This is important if you're prone to screaming like a girl when cold water hits you square in the pooter. Or...so I'm told.

I prefer the Scud missile approach, shot it at an angle so the splash black goes toward the rear wall. It takes a bit more effort to shoot with pressure a,,er,,solid bits but I find I prefer that to the splash back

Judging from my memories of the first Gulf War, I'd have thought the Scud Missile approach is where you miss the toilet completely.

[johnj 0]

The advantage of the squat-over-the-seat maneuver is that even the largest...er...solid bits...can't create enough splash-back to nail you in the pooter. This is important if you're prone to screaming like a girl when cold water hits you square in the pooter. Or...so I'm told.

I prefer the Scud missile approach, shot it at an angle so the splash black goes toward the rear wall. It takes a bit more effort to shoot with pressure a,,er,,solid bits but I find I prefer that to the splash back

Judging from my memories of the first Gulf War, I'd have thought the Scud Missile approach is where you miss the toilet completely.

:no:

[Brad and Vika 129]

The advantage of the squat-over-the-seat maneuver is that even the largest...er...solid bits...can't create enough splash-back to nail you in the pooter. This is important if you're prone to screaming like a girl when cold water hits you square in the pooter. Or...so I'm told.

What's wrong with cold wa-wa on the pooter?

[mox 298]

What's wrong with cold wa-wa on the pooter?

Heh! Ask a Russian doctor, it's probably good for your health.

[johnj 0]

What's wrong with cold wa-wa on the pooter?

Heh! Ask a Russian doctor, it's probably good for your health.

It is seldom just cold wa-wa; usually these toilets do not flush well, have previous debris, etc. Do as you wish, I will continue my Air to Surface Missile technique or just hold it till I get to mall or home

[clueless_in_usa 8]

What's wrong with cold wa-wa on the pooter?

Heh! Ask a Russian doctor, it's probably good for your health.

It is seldom just cold wa-wa; usually these toilets do not flush well, have previous debris, etc. Do as you wish, I will continue my Air to Surface Missile technique or just hold it till I get to mall or home

Place a carpet of toilet paper on the surface of the water and you do not have to worry about a splash, no matter the angle. Bu don't put too much paper, or else you will clog the system

[johnj 0]

What's wrong with cold wa-wa on the pooter?

Heh! Ask a Russian doctor, it's probably good for your health.

It is seldom just cold wa-wa; usually these toilets do not flush well, have previous debris, etc. Do as you wish, I will continue my Air to Surface Missile technique or just hold it till I get to mall or home

Place a carpet of toilet paper on the surface of the water and you do not have to worry about a splash, no matter the angle. Bu don't put too much paper, or else you will clog the system

You have been gone from Russia to long; the Babuska will give you four little squares of paper for 20 rb. How can I make 4 square, approx 3"x3" into a carpet; besides, I am not staying in there any longer than absolutely necessary-the smell is so so so bad-even that roaches will not go in these bathrooms

[Brad and Vika 129]

What's wrong with cold wa-wa on the pooter?

Heh! Ask a Russian doctor, it's probably good for your health.

It is seldom just cold wa-wa; usually these toilets do not flush well, have previous debris, etc. Do as you wish, I will continue my Air to Surface Missile technique or just hold it till I get to mall or home

I have always been partial to plan B (holding it).

[mox 298]

I have always been partial to plan B (holding it).

Probably the best plan of all. On the other hand, if you're outside the city, going behind a tree is also acceptable. Just wave to the people collecting mushrooms as they walk by.

[Brad and Vika 129]

I have always been partial to plan B (holding it).

Probably the best plan of all. On the other hand, if you're outside the city, going behind a tree is also acceptable. Just wave to the people collecting mushrooms as they walk by.

I have just never been coordinated enough to attempt that. Pocket-full-of-dookie anybody?

[mox 298]

Yeah, it does take a certain level of skill (and immodesty) which I don't possess either.

[slim 1,525]

I don't care what they say, Eastern European shisse will always beat Middle Eastern shisse because of one key element - toilet paper. I don't care how nasty and gross the toilet is, whether it has a seat, footstools, a ring, whatever. As long as there's a little TP for the after action, we're golden. Typically, Russia had TP available everywhere, even if it did cost 20kp.