The new 'good' job: 12 bucks an hour

[JVKn'CVO 11]

I applied and interviewed for a $11/hr job this week and I would be f•cking ecstatic to get it.

Are you in Dallas, or where in Texas?

Saludos,

Caro

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

Yes, and paid travel and moving expenses. Also, I was made to believe there might be people shooting BACK at you on occasion. I wouldn't balk if I was called up, but I tried to volunteer when I was 20 years younger and they didn't want me, so their loss.

interesting. and why was that?

Glasses.

oh come now. people wore glasses all the time in the military. and don't try to sell me the story about you wanted to be a pilot only, as you coulda been something other than that.

[Kar98 0]

your kickass painting skills are better utilized painting mcmansions while the milf housewife waits in the kitchen and watches.

I know, right? But as you might have noticed, there's some kind of housing slump going on right now.

not in texas

and even where the market sucks (like in the NE), plenty of renovation work (including painting) being done by desperate wannabe sellers.

... who promise to pay me just as soon as they got their barn sold, honest f•cking injun!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

your kickass painting skills are better utilized painting mcmansions while the milf housewife waits in the kitchen and watches.

I know, right? But as you might have noticed, there's some kind of housing slump going on right now.

not in texas

and even where the market sucks (like in the NE), plenty of renovation work (including painting) being done by desperate wannabe sellers.

... who promise to pay me just as soon as they got their barn sold, honest f•cking injun!

sounds to me like you make excuses to not work.

[Kar98 0]

Yes, and paid travel and moving expenses. Also, I was made to believe there might be people shooting BACK at you on occasion. I wouldn't balk if I was called up, but I tried to volunteer when I was 20 years younger and they didn't want me, so their loss.

interesting. and why was that?

Glasses.

oh come now. people wore glasses all the time in the military. and don't try to sell me the story about you wanted to be a pilot only, as you coulda been something other than that.

German military of the early 1990s was picky. They didn't need anybody who wasn't top notch, physically, since they had plenty more to choose from.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Of course you will, what else do you know how to do?

I'm an expert painter, I know how to operate machinery, I can build computers from scratch and build guns from parts, I can design web sites and manipulate search engines to list them first, I can diagnose and fix problems with software on all major platforms, I can kick your ####, I speak a couple of languages fluently, and I'll have 5 rounds of eight mill in a hole the size of a quarter on a target a quarter mile away using open iron sights.

sorry, i'm not buying that one.

This is your right. Now hold still.

since you're new here, i'll fill you in. i've been around guns for over 40 years - and retired military.

[Kar98 0]

Sounds to me you like to get your #### kicked.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

That is true too.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Sounds to me you like to get your #### kicked.

Eric? Is that you?

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Saludos,

Caro

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

Yes, and paid travel and moving expenses. Also, I was made to believe there might be people shooting BACK at you on occasion. I wouldn't balk if I was called up, but I tried to volunteer when I was 20 years younger and they didn't want me, so their loss.

interesting. and why was that?

Glasses.

oh come now. people wore glasses all the time in the military. and don't try to sell me the story about you wanted to be a pilot only, as you coulda been something other than that.

German military of the early 1990s was picky. They didn't need anybody who wasn't top notch, physically, since they had plenty more to choose from.

lemme run that one by et-us

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Sounds to me you like to get your #### kicked.

Eric? Is that you?

doubtful, kar is just some bitter old blind guy.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Sounds to me you like to get your #### kicked.

Eric? Is that you?

doubtful, kar is just some bitter old blind guy.

He can spell well enough, but he did mention something about my ####.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Sounds to me you like to get your #### kicked.

Eric? Is that you?

doubtful, kar is just some bitter old blind guy.

He can spell well enough, but he did mention something about my ####.

well eric cant be the only cockmuncher on vj.

[Kar98 0]

doubtful, kar is just some bitter old blind guy.

You got "some guy" right. Seriously? Do I sound bitter to you?