The new 'good' job: 12 bucks an hour

[Kar98 0]

Of course you will, what else do you know how to do?

I'm an expert painter, I know how to operate machinery, I can build computers from scratch and build guns from parts, I can design web sites and manipulate search engines to list them first, I can diagnose and fix problems with software on all major platforms, I can kick your ####, I speak a couple of languages fluently, and I'll have 5 rounds of eight mill in a hole the size of a quarter on a target a quarter mile away using open iron sights.

[SuperDuper! 230]

I applied and interviewed for a $11/hr job this week and I would be f•cking ecstatic to get it.

Do you have a college degree?

Associates degree in marksmanship and ballroom dancing from the Hard Knocks college of Frankenwurst, east Germany.

I also paint and fix computers.

the military is always hiring.

For $13/hr + a free lunch.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Of course you will, what else do you know how to do?

I'm an expert painter, I know how to operate machinery, I can build computers from scratch and build guns from parts, I can design web sites and manipulate search engines to list them first, I can diagnose and fix problems with software on all major platforms, I can kick your ####, I speak a couple of languages fluently, and I'll have 5 rounds of eight mill in a hole the size of a quarter on a target a quarter mile away using open iron sights.

ok

[Ban Hammer 13,206]

I applied and interviewed for a $11/hr job this week and I would be f•cking ecstatic to get it.

Do you have a college degree?

Associates degree in marksmanship and ballroom dancing from the Hard Knocks college of Frankenwurst, east Germany.

I also paint and fix computers.

the military is always hiring.

For $13/hr + a free lunch.

free medical and free food, plus housing.

Of course you will, what else do you know how to do?

I'm an expert painter, I know how to operate machinery, I can build computers from scratch and build guns from parts, I can design web sites and manipulate search engines to list them first, I can diagnose and fix problems with software on all major platforms, I can kick your ####, I speak a couple of languages fluently, and I'll have 5 rounds of eight mill in a hole the size of a quarter on a target a quarter mile away using open iron sights.

sorry, i'm not buying that one.

[Kar98 0]

I applied and interviewed for a $11/hr job this week and I would be f•cking ecstatic to get it.

Do you have a college degree?

Associates degree in marksmanship and ballroom dancing from the Hard Knocks college of Frankenwurst, east Germany.

I also paint and fix computers.

the military is always hiring.

For $13/hr + a free lunch.

free medical and free food, plus housing.

Yes, and paid travel and moving expenses. Also, I was made to believe there might be people shooting BACK at you on occasion. I wouldn't balk if I was called up, but I tried to volunteer when I was 20 years younger and they didn't want me, so their loss.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

your kickass painting skills are better utilized painting mcmansions while the milf housewife waits in the kitchen and watches.

[Kar98 0]

Of course you will, what else do you know how to do?

I'm an expert painter, I know how to operate machinery, I can build computers from scratch and build guns from parts, I can design web sites and manipulate search engines to list them first, I can diagnose and fix problems with software on all major platforms, I can kick your ####, I speak a couple of languages fluently, and I'll have 5 rounds of eight mill in a hole the size of a quarter on a target a quarter mile away using open iron sights.

sorry, i'm not buying that one.

This is your right. Now hold still.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I applied and interviewed for a $11/hr job this week and I would be f•cking ecstatic to get it.

Do you have a college degree?

Associates degree in marksmanship and ballroom dancing from the Hard Knocks college of Frankenwurst, east Germany.

I also paint and fix computers.

the military is always hiring.

For $13/hr + a free lunch.

free medical and free food, plus housing.

Yes, and paid travel and moving expenses. Also, I was made to believe there might be people shooting BACK at you on occasion. I wouldn't balk if I was called up, but I tried to volunteer when I was 20 years younger and they didn't want me, so their loss.

Can't understand why.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

your kickass painting skills are better utilized painting mcmansions while the milf housewife waits in the kitchen and watches.

[Ban Hammer 13,206]

I applied and interviewed for a $11/hr job this week and I would be f•cking ecstatic to get it.

Do you have a college degree?

Associates degree in marksmanship and ballroom dancing from the Hard Knocks college of Frankenwurst, east Germany.

I also paint and fix computers.

the military is always hiring.

For $13/hr + a free lunch.

free medical and free food, plus housing.

Yes, and paid travel and moving expenses. Also, I was made to believe there might be people shooting BACK at you on occasion. I wouldn't balk if I was called up, but I tried to volunteer when I was 20 years younger and they didn't want me, so their loss.

interesting. and why was that?

[Kar98 0]

your kickass painting skills are better utilized painting mcmansions while the milf housewife waits in the kitchen and watches.

I know, right? But as you might have noticed, there's some kind of housing slump going on right now.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

your kickass painting skills are better utilized painting mcmansions while the milf housewife waits in the kitchen and watches.

I know, right? But as you might have noticed, there's some kind of housing slump going on right now.

not in texas

and even where the market sucks (like in the NE), plenty of renovation work (including painting) being done by desperate wannabe sellers.

[Kar98 0]

Yes, and paid travel and moving expenses. Also, I was made to believe there might be people shooting BACK at you on occasion. I wouldn't balk if I was called up, but I tried to volunteer when I was 20 years younger and they didn't want me, so their loss.

interesting. and why was that?

Glasses.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

your kickass painting skills are better utilized painting mcmansions while the milf housewife waits in the kitchen and watches.

I know, right? But as you might have noticed, there's some kind of housing slump going on right now.

Gotta love the free loaders!

[Ban Hammer 13,206]

Of course you will, what else do you know how to do?

I'm an expert painter, I know how to operate machinery, I can build computers from scratch and build guns from parts, I can design web sites and manipulate search engines to list them first, I can diagnose and fix problems with software on all major platforms, I can kick your ####, I speak a couple of languages fluently, and I'll have 5 rounds of eight mill in a hole the size of a quarter on a target a quarter mile away using open iron sights.

sorry, i'm not buying that one.

This is your right. Now hold still.

since you're new here, i'll fill you in. i've been around guns for over 40 years - and retired military.