The States that will lead us out of recession

[Sofiyya 1,687]

We're in Colorado. I'm glad we're first coz there are a lot of empty store fronts within walking distance of our home that I'm waiting to fill up so I can have some new places to shop.

Why don't you buy them and open the stores you like?

I'm scheduled for a well-deserved vacation soon. If they're still closed when I return, maybe I will.

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

In Texas we never ask others which state they are form, because they are either from Texas, or it is a strong likelihood that they will may feel too embarrassed to say where they are really from

“If a man is from Texas, he’ll tell you; if he’s not, there’s no use in embarrassing him.”

[almaty 19]

lol..typical blowhard braggards..just like an over compensating texan chopf##ks

[one...two...tree 2,762]

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh ... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

[_Simpson_ 250]

Ah Irish jokes, I got one.

A Irish man walks out of a bar.

Edited June 4, 2009 by looking_up

[almaty 19]

oh, the irish jokes are always good...

note..part irish on me mother's side

[one...two...tree 2,762]

oh, the irish jokes are always good...

note..part irish on me mother's side

...that's why you are a red head, eh?

Ah Irish jokes, I got one.

A Irish man walks out of a bar.

[AlHayatZween 2]

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh ... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

hey, where is Louisiana on the list? Just curious....

[pedroh 21]

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh ... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

:rofl:

[one...two...tree 2,762]

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh ... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

It says a lot...don't it?

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

Ah Irish jokes, I got one.

A Irish man walks out of a bar.

where does an irish family go for vacation? why, a different bar!

[almaty 19]

touche...

[spookyturtle 9,466]

lol..typical blowhard braggards..just like an over compensating texan chopf##ks

They must be compensating for a deficiency elsewhere.

[Heracles 417]

MA lead us to freedom and independence, and gay marriage, they will lead us back to better times

You mean as a result of what's his name big mouth starting a war with the UK.

Edited June 4, 2009 by Constellation

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

lol..typical blowhard braggards..just like an over compensating texan chopf##ks

They must be compensating for a deficiency elsewhere.

it's ok, spooky, we understand. just because there's a texas state law barring you and aj from living here, something about barring anyone who discredits the "everything's bigger in texas" saying........