would-be gangster shoots off his manhood

[Amby 490]

A would-be gangster shot himself in the crotch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crotch in a bungled robbery.

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.

"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.

Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3331974.html?menu=

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I would never shoot mine off. I might beat it off, or pull it off, or rub it off, but never shoot it off.

[scandal 951]

A would-be gangster shot himself in the crotch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crotch in a bungled robbery.

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.

"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.

Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3331974.html?menu=

Chopf#ck N00b.

[Otto 83]

Neuhardt,

Pronounced...Dumbass...

[sara..... 371]

maybe he can get a new job singing soprano for some musical?

[Mags 112]

A would-be gangster shot himself in the crotch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

Ironically, that's just what he has now too!

Edited May 25, 2009 by Mags

[Dr. Obvious 49]

Neuhardt,

Pronounced...Dumbass...

It's the only thing that is going to be hard about him now.

[Ban Hammer 13,682]

and this is why gun control should be abolished, so darwin awards can be handed out to the idiots.

[Scott & Lai 12]

I'm missing something...other than the article title, where does it say that the guy aspired to be a gangster?

[TheKims 0]

Well at least he was able to get it stiched back together~

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

I'm missing something...other than the article title, where does it say that the guy aspired to be a gangster?

Only gangsters own guns. Sheesh.

[It's me 1]

A would-be gangster shot himself in the crotch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crotch in a bungled robbery.

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.

"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.

Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3331974.html?menu=

Oops!

[Niels Bohr 72]

Well, he's a professional indeed.

[Peikko 1,575]

Armed robbery synonyms with gang activity perhaps?

[mawilson 2,133]

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.