Need help getting rid of this annoying cat.

[Niels Bohr 72]

why do you hate cats?

They're picky with food. Cannot train them to scare people away. Anybody who lives in my house will need to be useful not useless. I told my sister, whatever you earn you need to contribute to your parents as well. She hates me, but, our parents spent their future raising us and we need to return the favor. So, that is why I hate cats because they are useless. And, it ate almost my entire steak! I don't have to feed it, but, I don't like it when other see me refusing to give cat some food.

[Pooky 3,784]

These stupid pet owners don't even realize that their pet is inside my house. I'm surprised they haven't even knocked door to door asking since the cat looks like it's well fed prior to me feeding it. So, my assumption is that the pet owner are neglecting their cat. I hate this cat because not only is it a freeloader it's picky with food.

You know because of that, I'm not going to let the cat sleep inside. It'll sleep outside instead.

Don't take it to a shelter. The cat probably has a good home already and is just staking out some territory for itself, especially if, as you say, it appears to be well fed. Taking it to a shelter may mean that its owners lose their family pet and that could cause a lot of heartache.

I once had a semi-feral cat sleep in our house back in the UK. We didn't feed it, because we had 2 cats of our own, and Shadow, as we called him, didn't let us get anywhere near him for about 6 months. But every night, he came in through the cat flap and slpt on the comfy carpet in out downstairs hallway.

Well, Shadow went missing for a few days. Then we got a knock on our door. It was the people whose garden backed on to ours. Shadow wasn't their cat either, but they had been feeding him and wanted to know if we'd seen him, because they knew he went straight from their house into our back yard!

Anyway, he came back a few days later. This went on for close on 6 years, until one day, he just never showed up. We missed him.

Sounds like Shadow might have been out doing a little "laundry"

A little laundry?

[Mary Lou 681]

why do you hate cats?

They're picky with food. Cannot train them to scare people away. Anybody who lives in my house will need to be useful not useless. I told my sister, whatever you earn you need to contribute to your parents as well. She hates me, but, our parents spent their future raising us and we need to return the favor. So, that is why I hate cats because they are useless. And, it ate almost my entire steak! I don't have to feed it, but, I don't like it when other see me refusing to give cat some food.

Omg your a trip

[Niels Bohr 72]

*kicks garyandmarylou outside the house*

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

the cat was pregnant? aj, paternity test time again!

[Caladan 19]

Dam cats why can't they just live with their owners. Well, this morning the owner came and took the cat away. Thank you for saving me some steak! I told the owner I hate cats but this one keeps on rubbing his fur on me the more I push it away. And, that frantic meowing and scratching on my door kept me awake all night because it was freaky since it makes me think of the movie The Grudge. Well, I'm glad it's over.

If the cat's pregnant, it might have been trying to find somewhere to nest to give birth. Glad the owner found you!

[spookyturtle 9,465]

why do you hate cats?

They're picky with food. Cannot train them to scare people away. Anybody who lives in my house will need to be useful not useless. I told my sister, whatever you earn you need to contribute to your parents as well. She hates me, but, our parents spent their future raising us and we need to return the favor. So, that is why I hate cats because they are useless. And, it ate almost my entire steak! I don't have to feed it, but, I don't like it when other see me refusing to give cat some food.

So you're only concerned about what others think? Otherwise you'd have let the poor cat go hungry?

[Niels Bohr 72]

So you're only concerned about what others think? Otherwise you'd have let the poor cat go hungry?

Yes!

[spookyturtle 9,465]

So you're only concerned about what others think? Otherwise you'd have let the poor cat go hungry?

Yes!

[Mary Lou 681]

*kicks garyandmarylou outside the house*

[100% Al Ahly Fan 53]

why do you hate cats?

They're picky with food. Cannot train them to scare people away. Anybody who lives in my house will need to be useful not useless. I told my sister, whatever you earn you need to contribute to your parents as well. She hates me, but, our parents spent their future raising us and we need to return the favor. So, that is why I hate cats because they are useless. And, it ate almost my entire steak! I don't have to feed it, but, I don't like it when other see me refusing to give cat some food.

Good you found the owner, but it'll be back. Who feeds a cat steak anyways?

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

why do you hate cats?

They're picky with food. Cannot train them to scare people away. Anybody who lives in my house will need to be useful not useless. I told my sister, whatever you earn you need to contribute to your parents as well. She hates me, but, our parents spent their future raising us and we need to return the favor. So, that is why I hate cats because they are useless. And, it ate almost my entire steak! I don't have to feed it, but, I don't like it when other see me refusing to give cat some food.

Good you found the owner, but it'll be back. Who feeds a cat steak anyways?

word is out on the street and that is why it showed up. he'll have a dozen more in a week or so.

[Niels Bohr 72]

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[spookyturtle 9,465]

why do you hate cats?

They're picky with food. Cannot train them to scare people away. Anybody who lives in my house will need to be useful not useless. I told my sister, whatever you earn you need to contribute to your parents as well. She hates me, but, our parents spent their future raising us and we need to return the favor. So, that is why I hate cats because they are useless. And, it ate almost my entire steak! I don't have to feed it, but, I don't like it when other see me refusing to give cat some food.

Good you found the owner, but it'll be back. Who feeds a cat steak anyways?

word is out on the street and that is why it showed up. he'll have a dozen more in a week or so.

Word travels quick thru the cat grapevine. All the horny tomcats will soon be screeching at your door at all hours of the night. Steak, reeeeeeewwwwwwwww.

[Niels Bohr 72]

The cat returned. I called the neighbor up demanding him to remove his cat from my premise or the cat will face solicitation charges! Hmm...Next time it gets here I'm going to use the orange peelings or some citrus on the cat.