Geezer Memory Test

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This is NOT a pushover test.. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. It will help if you are over 60! This one will be difficult for the

younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! When you forward this to your friends/family, put your score in the subject line & let them know your

score. Don't forget to forward it to me, as well. Good luck youngsters.

1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?

A. Flintstones vitamins

B. The Buttmaster

C. Spaghetti

D. Wonder Bread

E.. Orange Juice

F. Milk

G. Cod Liver Oil

2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...

A. Sugar Ray Robinson

B.. Roy Orbison

C. Gene

Autry

D. Rudolph Valentino

E. Fabian

F.. Mickey Mantle

G. Cassius Clay

3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...

A. It's you

B. He is us

C. It's the Grinch

D. He wasn't home

E. He's really me an

F. We quit

G. He surrender ed

4. Good night David.

A. Good night Chet

B. Sleep well

C. Good night Irene

D. Good night Gracie

E. See you later alligator

F. Until tomorrow

G. Good night Steve

5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...

A. When you use Tide

B. When you lose your crayons

C. When you clean your tub

D. If you paint the room blue

E. If you buy a soft water tank

F. When you use Lady Clairol

G.. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend....

A.

Stuart Whitman

B. Randolph Scott

C. Steve Reeves

D. Maynard G. Krebbs

E. Corky B. Dork

F. Dave the Whale

G. Zippy Zoo

7. Liar, liar..

A. You're a liar

B. Your nose is growing

C. Pants on fire

D. Join the choir

E. Jump up higher

F. On the wire

G. I'm telling Mom

8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice ..

A. Wheaties

B. Lois Lane

C.. TV ratings

D. World peace

E. Red tights

F. The American way

G.. News headlines

9. Hey kids! What time is it?

A. It's time for Yogi Bear

B. It's time to do your homework

C.. It's Howdy Doody Time

D. It's Time for Romper Room

E. It's bedtime

F. The Mighty Mouse Hour

G. Scoopy Doo Time

10. Lions and tigers and bears....

A. Yikes

B. Oh no

C. Gee

whiz

D. I'm scared

E. Oh my

F. Help! Help!

G. Let's run

11 . Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone...

A. Over 40

B... Wearing a uniform

C. Carrying a briefcase

D. Over 30

E. You don't know

F. Who says, 'Trust me'

G. Who eats tofu

12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...

A. Troy Aikman

B. Kenny Stabler

C. Joe Namath

D. Roger Stauback

E. Joe Montana

F. Steve Young

G. John Elway

13. Brylcream...

A. Smear it on

B. You'll smell great

C. Tame that cowlick

D. Grease ball heaven

E. It's a dream

F. We're your team

G. A little dab'll do ya

14. I found my thrill...

A. In Blueberry muffins

B. With my man, Bill

C.. Down at the mill

D. Over the windowsill

E. With thyme and dill

F.. Too late to enjoy

G. On Blueberry Hill

15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...

A. Clark Gable

B. Mary Martin

C. Doris Day

D. Errol Flynn

E. Sally Fields

F. Jim Carey

G. Jay Leno

16. Name the Beatles...

A. John , Steve, George, Ringo

B. John , Paul, George, Roscoe

C. John , Paul, Stacey, Ringo

D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo

E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo

F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel

G. John , Paul, George, Ringo

17. I

wonder, wonder, who..

A. Who ate the leftovers?

B. Who did the laundry?

C. Was it you?

D. Who wrote the book of love?

E. Who I am?

F. Passed the test?

G. Knocked on the door?

18. I'm strong to the finish...

A. Cause I eats my broccoli

B. Cause I eats me spinach

C. Cause I lift weights

D.. Cause I'm the hero

E. And don't you forget it

F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me

G. To outlast Bruto

19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today...

A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera

B. Smile, you're on Star Search

C. Smile, you won the lottery

D. Smile, we're watching you

E. Smile, the world sees you

F. Smile, you're a hit

G. Smile, you're on TV

20. What do M & M's do?

A. Make your tummy happy

B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket

C. Make you fat

D. Melt

your heart

E. Make you popular

F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand

G. Come in colors

Below are the right answers:

1. D - Wonder Bread

2. G - Cassius Clay

3.. B - He Is Us

4. A - Good night, Chet

5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs

7. C - Pants On Fire

8. F - The American Way

9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time

10. E - Oh My

11. D - Over 30

12.. C - Joe Namath

13. G - A little dab'll do ya

14.. G - On Blueberry Hill

15. B - Mary Martin

16. G - John , Paul, George, Ringo

17. D - Who wrote the book of Love

18. B - Cause I eats me spinach

19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera

20. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

got all but #19

[almaty 19]

all of them...i am 99

[Nagishkaw 510]

Me too. This proves we are old.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

got all but #19

Liar.

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

got all but #19

Liar.

if you want to think that, feel free.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

got all but #19

Liar.

if you want to think that, feel free.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

20 for 20. I may be old enough to remember, but not old enough to forget!

[scandal 951]

I'm 19/20.

I didn't know #6.

[stangguy 0]

I got 14/20, but I'm too young to know this stuff.

[scandal 951]

I got 14/20, but I'm too young to know this stuff.

That's not too shabby, if you were born after 1970 or so.

You did get #16, right??

Anyone who cannot name the Beatles should be immediately taken out and shot.

[TheKims 0]

I got like 5 right... failure sucks

[stangguy 0]

I got 14/20, but I'm too young to know this stuff.

That's not too shabby, if you were born after 1970 or so.

You did get #16, right??

Anyone who cannot name the Beatles should be immediately taken out and shot.

I'm 12 years younger than that. Yeah, I got the beattles right. It was #1, thought it was Flintstone vitamins, 4. I was thinking the Waltons, and I don't remember any of the names other than John Boy 6. I had no clue, 13. again not a clue, 15. I knew it was a woman just didn't know her name, and 17. again not a clue.

[scandal 951]

I got 14/20, but I'm too young to know this stuff.

That's not too shabby, if you were born after 1970 or so.

You did get #16, right??

Anyone who cannot name the Beatles should be immediately taken out and shot.

I'm 12 years younger than that. Yeah, I got the beattles right. It was #1, thought it was Flintstone vitamins, 4. I was thinking the Waltons, and I don't remember any of the names other than John Boy 6. I had no clue, 13. again not a clue, 15. I knew it was a woman just didn't know her name, and 17. again not a clue.

Born in the 80s? Eeewwwww

You mean to say, Billy Idol was already Dancing with Himself, and you were just being born?

#1 is Wonderbread, that was their advertising slogan to convince suburban moms that white supermarket bread was better for their kids than the more nourishing foods of an earlier generation.

#4 Refers to the old NBC Evening news team, Huntley-Brinkley. This was the precursor to the NBC Evening news program of today with Brian Williams.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntley-Brinkley_Report

#6 "Skipper's Little Buddy"? That doesn't mean anything to you? Gilligan. As in Gilligan's Island. Bob Denver played him. The question is referring to an earlier role played by Denver, which I didn't get either (only one I didn't know)

#13 Brylcream A little dab'll do ya - was a famous TV and radio advertising jingle that no teenager could have avoided during the 50s and 60s. (It was a hair cream).

#15 Mary Martin

#17 Who wrote the book of love - famous 60s pop song

[William33 110]

17/20

we cannot be everywhere, all of the time.

Knowledge is subjective, in that we learn what seems important at the time....

The collective knowledge is the key.