84% Say English Should Be America’s Official Language

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Bullsh1t. All who cannot speak Parseltongue should be kicked out.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

The official language should be "chopfuckish" with dialects in "assholian" and "low turdish"

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Languages are always evolving. It's too bad that some people's minds don't.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

My money is on "Marcish"

[Peikko 1,575]

That's only because you have an interest in the Little Blue Book of Marcisms

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Languages are always evolving. It's too bad that some people's minds don't.

word,

but hey! speak American! we are in America!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

stfu, y'all.... it is well known that "One language to rule them all, one language to find them, one language to bring them all and in the darkness bind them",... wait, wrong word

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

anyway,

What's the name of that language that the hot girl elf spoke?

[scandal 951]

Bullsh1t. All who cannot speak Parseltongue should be kicked out.

All programming shall henceforth be done strictly in BrainFuck

Brainfuck is probably the most famous of the esoteric programming languages, and has inspired the creation of a host of other languages. Due to the fact that the last half of its name is often considered one of the most offensive words in the English language, it is sometimes referred to as brainf***, brainf*ck, brainfsck, b****#### or BF. This can make it a bit difficult to search for information regarding brainfuck on the web, as the proper name might not be used at all in some articles.

Language overview

Brainfuck operates on an array of memory cells, also referred to as the tape, each initially set to zero. There is a pointer, initially pointing to the first memory cell. The commands are:

Command Description

> Move the pointer to the right

< Move the pointer to the left

+ Increment the memory cell under the pointer

- Decrement the memory cell under the pointer

. Output the character signified by the cell at the pointer

, Input a character and store it in the cell at the pointer

[ Jump past the matching ] if the cell under the pointer is 0

] Jump back to the matching [

[Chica Yeyé 41]

though I still think Parseltongue is much, more sexier

anyway,

What's the name of that language that the hot girl elf spoke?

not sure brother, Elves had a sh1tload of dialects and whatnot. I confess my LOTR noobness

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

I'm talking about the Lord of the Rings, the one that Ms. Tyler used to speak,

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

stfu, y'all.... it is well known that "One language to rule them all, one language to find them, one language to bring them all and in the darkness bind them",... wait, wrong word

au contraire!

Cthulhu F'tagn!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I'm talking about the Lord of the Rings, the one that Ms. Tyler used to speak,

Essssactleeeee.... that's what I said. I don't know

and it's not Ms. Tyler, n00b; it's Arwen....

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

No offense to our south American peeps, but the fast shows take on Latin American spanish is hilarious.

"etheth ethetheth Chris waffle!"