Daring to take off the Burqa

[Danno 1,228]

LIBERAL TALIBAN ISSUES FATWA AGAINST MISS CALIFORNIA

May 13, 2009

Not even ####### Cheney can incite the blood-curdling rage of liberals at the sight of a sexy Evangelical Christian. Paula Jones, Katherine Harris, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin and, most recently, Miss California, Carrie Prejean, have all come under a frenzy of attacks from liberals.

Christians are supposed to be fat, balding sweaty little men with bad complexions. It's liberals who are supposed to be the sexy ones. (I know that from watching "The West Wing" and all movies starring Julia Roberts.)

But sadly for liberals, in real life, the fat, balding sweaty little guy with the bad complexion is Perez Hilton and the smoking-hot babe is Carrie Prejean.

This apparent contradiction incites violent anger in liberals, triggering their famous "fight or flight" response. So liberal masturbators are, once again, launching furious attacks on a beautiful Christian in a fit of pique similar to the one directed at Joan of Arc.

First, the Miss USA contest held a press conference to announce that Prejean had breast implants. Take a Christian position in public and Satan's handmaidens will turn all your secrets into front-page news.

Next, a photographer released a single cheesecake photo of Prejean. This prompted liberal reporters who have never met a Christian to proclaim that Christians were outraged by the photo. Liberals believe abortion is a sacrament, but smoking, wearing short skirts and modeling lingerie are mortal sins. (And if wearing women's underwear is a basis for being disqualified from the pageant, that's the end of Perez Hilton's judging career.)

Then on Monday some genuine "semi-nude" photos were released. These were not what we'd call appropriate for a Christian. In a curiously similar attack, the left's final attempt to destroy Paula Jones was to lure her into appearing naked in Penthouse magazine. Oh well.

Christians aren't people who believe they are without sin; they're people who know they're sinners and are awestruck by God's grace in sending his only Son to take the punishment they deserve.

This is in contradistinction to liberals, all of whom believe they're on a fast track to heaven on the basis of being "basically good" people -- and also believe that anyone who disagrees with that theological view is evil.

Finally (so far, anyway), reporters gleefully released the divorce records of Prejean's parents. Because when you want the truth, what is more reliable than angry accusations traded in the middle of an acrimonious divorce?

Liberals used the divorce papers to argue that Prejean had some deep-seated psychological disturbance causing her to oppose gay marriage. Symptoms of this debilitating illness include a belief in some sort of "god" and a reverence for the Bible.

It's not as if Prejean's special talent in the Miss USA contest was to perform an opposite-sex marriage. (Or, as the president and I call it, "marriage.") She didn't even volunteer her "controversial" views on marriage. Rather, she was asked for her opinion on gay marriage and gave it -- in an answer wrapped in so many layers of sugar it took 10 minutes to get to the point.

"Well, I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one way or the other. We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. You know what, in my country, in my family, I do believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offense to anybody out there. But that's how I was raised, and I believe that it should be between a man and a woman."

What a vicious hate-monger! Any second there I was expecting her to bust out a "by golly!" or an "oh my gosh!" Angry gay-marriage supporters should be happy they didn't get my version of that answer. It contains some terms you won't find in your Bible.

Liberals wouldn't attack James Dobson with the amount of bile they've directed at a 21-year-old beauty contestant. It's not just Christianity -- it's women liberals hate.

From Jean-Paul Sartre, Pablo Picasso and Bertrand Russell, who treated women -- mostly their mistresses -- like dogs, to Teddy Kennedy and Bill Clinton in our own day, liberals are ferocious misogynists. They share Muslims' opinion of women, differing only to the extent that liberals also support a women's right to have an abortion and to perform lap dances.

You'd be better off in a real burqa than under the authority of a liberal American male.

I'm not sure we needed a psychological profile of Prejean to figure out why she holds the same position on gay marriage as: the president, the vice president, the secretary of state, Bill Clinton, John Kerry, John Edwards and his mistress, and the vast majority of the American people.

But what is crying out for an explanation is why every bubble-head TV news anchorette from a nice, churchgoing red state ends up adopting the political views of Karl Marx.

From Katie Couric on CBS to Norah O'Donnell on MSNBC, the whole stable of TV anchorettes weirdly have the exact same politics as their liberal masters. It's the ideological burqa women are required to wear to work in the mainstream media. As with a conventional burqa, it enforces conformity and severely restricts the vision.

The only way to protect yourself is to do the liberal male's bidding, as the bubble-head anchorettes do, or stand on the rock of Christianity.

Now, another beautiful Christian has thrown off the liberal burqa, thereby inciting mass hysteria throughout the liberal establishment. Prejean doesn't care. She is blazing across the sky, as impotent nose-pickers jockey for a piece of her reflected light by hurling insults at her.

COPYRIGHT 2009 ANN COULTER

[Ban Hammer 13,659]

Christians are supposed to be fat, balding sweaty little men with bad complexions. It's liberals who are supposed to be the sexy ones. (I know that from watching "The West Wing" and all movies starring Julia Roberts.)

But sadly for liberals, in real life, the fat, balding sweaty little guy with the bad complexion is Perez Hilton and the smoking-hot babe is Carrie Prejean.

[scandal 951]

Christians are supposed to be fat, balding sweaty little men with bad complexions. It's liberals who are supposed to be the sexy ones. (I know that from watching "The West Wing" and all movies starring Julia Roberts.)

But sadly for liberals, in real life, the fat, balding sweaty little guy with the bad complexion is Perez Hilton and the smoking-hot babe is Carrie Prejean.

Aww, none of this is new. You guys have had Ann Coulter for years while we were stuck with Maureen Dowd.

Sexy, statuesque blonde does not equate to Right. Err.,,,, hang on a sec ...

[Ban Hammer 13,659]

Christians are supposed to be fat, balding sweaty little men with bad complexions. It's liberals who are supposed to be the sexy ones. (I know that from watching "The West Wing" and all movies starring Julia Roberts.)

But sadly for liberals, in real life, the fat, balding sweaty little guy with the bad complexion is Perez Hilton and the smoking-hot babe is Carrie Prejean.

Aww, none of this is new. You guys have had Ann Coulter for years while we were stuck with Maureen Dowd.

Sexy, statuesque blonde does not equate to Right. Err.,,,, hang on a sec ...

and no, you can't use bailout money to make us take her off your hands!

[jundp 191]

Oh please. It's Ann Coulter. Nuff said.

Besides liberal doesn't necessarily equal Democrat, and I hate to break it to Ann, but there are some awfully sexy female Democrats around. Hell, some of us are on VJ

And why does she think a Democrat can't be a Christian!!??

[Ban Hammer 13,659]

Oh please. It's Ann Coulter. Nuff said.

Besides liberal doesn't necessarily equal Democrat, and I hate to break it to Ann, but there are some awfully sexy female Democrats around. Hell, some of us are on VJ

And why does she think a Democrat can't be a Christian!!??

can you point them out to us?

*runs*

[jundp 191]

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

What a giant load of horse poo that article is

[lostinblue 1,989]

What a giant load of horse poo that article is

It is hard to accept the truth I guess.

[Caladan 19]

I'm mostly amused at the claim that Coulter is some kind of babe.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

What a giant load of horse poo that article is

It is hard to accept the truth I guess.

I guess it is. Especially the idea that this ridiculous article to truth.

It is funny to read though.

I'm mostly amused at the claim that Coulter is some kind of babe.

To quote The Tudors last night:

"She has a face like a horse! A Flanders Mare!"

[Danno 1,228]

What a giant load of horse poo that article is

Actually the bigger truth in the article was equating the political straight-jacket woman have been placed in to a Burqa.

Example, although Sarah Palin has stated she believes in teaching abstinence ALONG with sex-ed, never the less we have seen the beating she has taken on this issue.... the effect on all woman? If you believe in Abstinence only, you better keep it under your burqa.

In the most recent poll that I have seen, 50% of the people are Prolife, what percentage of talking heads on the news would you think are prolife?

Many of us recall the time when a family having 4 kids was... normal.

Today if young woman were to admit to her college peers she hopes to have 4 kids she is promptly referred to a "womans Studies" course to -get her mind right-

even though we are well below replacement fertility rates in many places.

The PC Burqa thing does not seem to effect men in the same way.... or maybe I am over looking the obvious?

Any examples for men>?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I expect its simpler than that. Women have fewer kids these days because they're no longer consigned strictly to the life of a housewife (as they were in the 50's, for example).

[JimandChristy 1,689]

COPYRIGHT 2009 ANN COULTER

How can anyone think that anything she says has value in it? She is a despicable human being, the ELO song "Evil Woman" comes to mind.

Edited May 18, 2009 by JimandChristy

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

The only thing Coulter's stuff is good for is to post on message boards like this, to attract outrage.

I don't have much time for her, it must be said.