polish priest publishes a sex guide

[Amby 490]

A Polish priest has published a sex manual advising couples to have a 'saucy and fantasy packed' love life.

Father Ksawery Knotz's book, entitled In Sex as you don't know it: For married couples who love God, has been described as a "Catholic Kama Sutra".

The Franciscan friar has raised eyebrows by going into graphic detail about how married couples can spice up their sex lives.

"Every act - a type of caress, a sexual position - with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God," he writes.

"During sexual intercourse, couples can show their love in every way, can offer one another the most sought after caresses."

Sex in marriage, Father Knotz explains, should not be boring but "saucy, surprising and fantasy packed".

Available through one of Poland's biggest retail chains, the book, which has the backing of the Catholic Church in Poland, has become something of hit, with the publishers already contemplating a reprint.

Some Poles have questioned the competency of a celibate monk who lives in monastery to write about sex.

But Father Knotz says his experience comes from listening to married couples talk about sex, and he has run a website giving sexual advice in both Polish and English for almost a year.

"I compare sex to a football match," he said. "There are rules, for example you can't foul or kick the ball out. However, what goes on on the pitch may involve matches of different standards, different leagues. There can be fantastic matches as well as boring ones."

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[mawilson 2,133]

"Every act - a type of caress, a sexual position - with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God," he writes.

I'm glad it pleases God, I just hope it doesn't please God, if you know what I mean...

[Amby 490]

"Every act - a type of caress, a sexual position - with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God," he writes.

I'm glad it pleases God, I just hope it doesn't please God, if you know what I mean...

and if it does?

[mawilson 2,133]

"Every act - a type of caress, a sexual position - with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God," he writes.

I'm glad it pleases God, I just hope it doesn't please God, if you know what I mean...

and if it does?

Then I wonder if God prefers doggy-style...

[Amby 490]

"Every act - a type of caress, a sexual position - with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God," he writes.

I'm glad it pleases God, I just hope it doesn't please God, if you know what I mean...

and if it does?

Then I wonder if God prefers doggy-style...

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

"Every act - a type of caress, a sexual position - with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God," he writes.

I'm glad it pleases God, I just hope it doesn't please God, if you know what I mean...

well if you are into dress up, maybe it can.

[sj5 4]

"Every act - a type of caress, a sexual position - with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God," he writes.

I'm glad it pleases God, I just hope it doesn't please God, if you know what I mean...

and if it does?

Then I wonder if God prefers doggy-style...

[Darnell 8,478]

Then I wonder if God prefers doggy-style...

We could ask HER and find out?

[The_Dude 1,142]

z0mg, Polish.... Priest.... Sex ..... guide..... buahahahahahahahahah. So many inappropriate jokes running through my mind

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Then I wonder if God prefers doggy-style...

We could ask HER and find out?

oh snap!!!

I like how you think!!!! :thumbs:

[Amby 490]

Then I wonder if God prefers doggy-style...

We could ask HER and find out?

am I god here? if so, my answer is yes