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Drunk rednecks really are good for something!

On behalf of my fellow Southerners I say, "Thanks for the 'shout-out'". :thumbs:

Of course, as a Louisianian, I'm kind of a special case. Many people around here eat things that even most drunk rednecks say "Oh HELL NO!" to....

anybody in the mood for some Nutria gumbo???? :wacko::lol: Don't worry--- it tastes just like chicken!

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And actually, every Russian girl I've ever met - who hates (but secretly loves) pizza, gamboorgers, fried foooooo - they LOVE meksikanski anything. "I not will be eat this meat whis greasy nasty..... mmmmmmmm oooochin f'ksuna! Hachoo hachoo hachooo!" And if I had a dollar for every time I heard, "when you gonna be make again your takhos?" I'd be a rich man.

how many times have you said 'HHHHHHamburgers" after you hear "gamboorgers?" it was cute at first, but does it ever stop? the only time he pronounces it correctly is when he calls me by my new, endearing nickname- "amburger." how cute. h is h. not g. that's the only language error that bothers me. everything else is got. i mean hot. of course he says- 'wait until you go to belarus.'

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And actually, every Russian girl I've ever met - who hates (but secretly loves) pizza, gamboorgers, fried foooooo - they LOVE meksikanski anything. "I not will be eat this meat whis greasy nasty..... mmmmmmmm oooochin f'ksuna! Hachoo hachoo hachooo!" And if I had a dollar for every time I heard, "when you gonna be make again your takhos?" I'd be a rich man.

how many times have you said 'HHHHHHamburgers" after you hear "gamboorgers?" it was cute at first, but does it ever stop? the only time he pronounces it correctly is when he calls me by my new, endearing nickname- "amburger." how cute. h is h. not g. that's the only language error that bothers me. everything else is got. i mean hot. of course he says- 'wait until you go to belarus.'

I have never heard gamboorgers my wife just calls them burgers on the grill. She doesnt like fried foods, except she wants to eat chicken wings all the time. I always get, its too spicy, it burn my throat, followed by a pathetic fake cough. I think pepper was introduced to the world shortly after salt. I just tell the wife to man up and deal with a little heat I cant eat food that has no taste all the time.

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And actually, every Russian girl I've ever met - who hates (but secretly loves) pizza, gamboorgers, fried foooooo - they LOVE meksikanski anything. "I not will be eat this meat whis greasy nasty..... mmmmmmmm oooochin f'ksuna! Hachoo hachoo hachooo!" And if I had a dollar for every time I heard, "when you gonna be make again your takhos?" I'd be a rich man.

how many times have you said 'HHHHHHamburgers" after you hear "gamboorgers?" it was cute at first, but does it ever stop? the only time he pronounces it correctly is when he calls me by my new, endearing nickname- "amburger." how cute. h is h. not g. that's the only language error that bothers me. everything else is got. i mean hot. of course he says- 'wait until you go to belarus.'

I have never heard gamboorgers my wife just calls them burgers on the grill. She doesnt like fried foods, except she wants to eat chicken wings all the time. I always get, its too spicy, it burn my throat, followed by a pathetic fake cough. I think pepper was introduced to the world shortly after salt. I just tell the wife to man up and deal with a little heat I cant eat food that has no taste all the time.

Vika has no trouble with the "h" sound, but seems to be in the minority. She says they drilled on the sound in college pretty well, and I guess it stuck. On the other hand, I still have huge problems palatizing consonents when speaking Russian.

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Russia
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how many times have you said 'HHHHHHamburgers" after you hear "gamboorgers?" it was cute at first, but does it ever stop? the only time he pronounces it correctly is when he calls me by my new, endearing nickname- "amburger." how cute. h is h. not g. that's the only language error that bothers me. everything else is got. i mean hot. of course he says- 'wait until you go to belarus.'

We're to the point now where "H"amburger is what it's called when she's in the mood for one. If I want one (which is pretty much every day) it's back to being greasy, nasty, "G"ambooorger. The "G" is almost derogatory!

It seems that her accent can come and go as long as she's conscious of it. When she's speaking to certain people it's fairly week but when speaking to me or others, it's exactly how she feels like speaking. - Whis aksent, blat!

"amburger" is an awesome name! And, he's halfway to pronouncing (or not pronouncing) all those silent Hs in Spanish. "H"echo en Mexico. "H"amburger. Now you guys can claim to speak three languages in your house. Very important with the census coming up.

She doesnt like fried foods, except she wants to eat chicken wings all the time.

My wife is the same way. Hates all that greasy, nasty, fried stuff - but KFC is like kryptonite. She works at a chicken wing place right now and though she "hates" chicken wings, whenever I get them she seems to eat her fair share.

I just tell the wife to man up and deal with a little heat I cant eat food that has no taste all the time.

My wife likes the heat, so I'm good there. But, she does try to get me to eat food with no taste all the time. What are those things called? Oh yeah, vegetables.

On the other hand, I still have huge problems palatizing consonents when speaking Russian.

Well, it is kind of difficult when there are nine in a row.

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Katya made some kind of fried cheese contraption. I wasn't paying attention to what she cooked, as I was afraid fried <insert daily product here> was going to be nasty. But it was really damn tasty, it was probably cottage cheese. With a side of some amazingly rich cream cheese. I was feeling sick that day, but man it was tasty.

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Katya made some kind of fried cheese contraption. I wasn't paying attention to what she cooked, as I was afraid fried <insert daily product here> was going to be nasty. But it was really damn tasty, it was probably cottage cheese. With a side of some amazingly rich cream cheese. I was feeling sick that day, but man it was tasty.

Theres that fried cottage cheese again who thinks of this stuff.

Thom n Elena

Arrived Grand Rapids 12/13/06

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Married 12/28/06 Husband and Wife finally

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Biometrics 7/7/2009

Biometrics Cancelled 6/29/09

Reschedule 7/22/09

Biometrics complete only 2 people in office wifey done in 15 min

Letter received New LPR Card in 60 days WOOHOO!!!!

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Kenya
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Katya made some kind of fried cheese contraption. I wasn't paying attention to what she cooked, as I was afraid fried <insert daily product here> was going to be nasty. But it was really damn tasty, it was probably cottage cheese. With a side of some amazingly rich cream cheese. I was feeling sick that day, but man it was tasty.

Theres that fried cottage cheese again who thinks of this stuff.

I DO like Saganaki. Great stuff. Made it a few times at home; a little too much brandy and too much Opaa!! The fireball went to the ceiling. Everyone survived!

Phil (Lockport, near Chicago) and Alla (Lobnya, near Moscow)

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Russia
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I DO like Saganaki. Great stuff. Made it a few times at home; a little too much brandy and too much Opaa!! The fireball went to the ceiling. Everyone survived!

As long as you still have both eyebrows, you're good!

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I DO like Saganaki. Great stuff. Made it a few times at home; a little too much brandy and too much Opaa!! The fireball went to the ceiling. Everyone survived!

As long as you still have both eyebrows, you're good!

Unless, of course you,ve stumbled onto a better way to manage that uni brow. :thumbs:

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I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was.

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Russia
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On the heat.... the one thing I noticed very early on about Russian girls was when it's hot, they're not scared to take their clothes off. I spent the better part of my early twenties hanging out with half-nekkid Russkayas, and I believe I'm a better man for it.

...... I'm just wondering if I'm going to spend the better part of my sixties the same way!

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Ensure your beneficiary makes and brings with them to the States a copy of the DS-3025 (vaccination form)

If the government is going to force me to exercise my "right" to health care, then they better start requiring people to exercise their Right to Bear Arms. - "Where's my public option rifle?"

Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Russia
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On the heat.... the one thing I noticed very early on about Russian girls was when it's hot, they're not scared to take their clothes off. I spent the better part of my early twenties hanging out with half-nekkid Russkayas, and I believe I'm a better man for it.

...... I'm just wondering if I'm going to spend the better part of my sixties the same way!

When Anna and I first started to talk on Skype I thought I was just lucky with how few clothes she wore. And then how few clothes her sister was wearing when walking by the camera... then her parents... Her mom would be standing right over her shoulder in just a bra and undies, while we were chatting and I'm like "uh... um" and then pops came over her other shoulder in just his tighty whities "um... really?" Come to find out when I was there that the flats are all heated at one temperature HOT! While I was there and sweating like a stuffed pig her sister would egg me on "take your clothes off!" I'm a commando kinda guy! "No thanks... the heat is good for me..."

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Russia
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On the heat.... the one thing I noticed very early on about Russian girls was when it's hot, they're not scared to take their clothes off. I spent the better part of my early twenties hanging out with half-nekkid Russkayas, and I believe I'm a better man for it.

...... I'm just wondering if I'm going to spend the better part of my sixties the same way!

When Anna and I first started to talk on Skype I thought I was just lucky with how few clothes she wore. And then how few clothes her sister was wearing when walking by the camera... then her parents... Her mom would be standing right over her shoulder in just a bra and undies, while we were chatting and I'm like "uh... um" and then pops came over her other shoulder in just his tighty whities "um... really?" Come to find out when I was there that the flats are all heated at one temperature HOT! While I was there and sweating like a stuffed pig her sister would egg me on "take your clothes off!" I'm a commando kinda guy! "No thanks... the heat is good for me..."

AK, next time, take some whities

 
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